The bingle table irl

Death be a emming at the bingle table

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Death be a emming at the me! Welcome to the bingle table

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30TH MARCH MARKS 6 MONTHS OF THE BINGLE TABLE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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@bingle-table-official what are we doing for your birthday, my love?

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Being a table, I guess. Helping people Em.

Oh and making a tumblr post, ofc

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death a emmming be at the bingle table

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Are we still on for dinner on Friday

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I have a couple of souls to claim, do you mind me being a little bloody? 💞

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That's fine 💓

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Oh no... our Bingle table... it's emming!

Nuh uh

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How would you feel if someone wrote you x Death fanfiction?

Um... why?

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Bingle table what's your opinion on ice hockey

Fun fact I very nearly reblogged a post about the women's gold medal game onto this blog

Bingle table loves Ice Hockey. Canon. Just normal hockey though, not the men's

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Bingle table never kill yorself. there is ouopy

Thank you? Please don't bring dogs around me they chew at the table legs

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Bingle table can we use you in our barricade?

What the fuck no??? Gang I'm not getting barbecued for y'all T-T

I have an annoying cousin you can use though!

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Bingle table what are your pronouns?

They/it/any

I'm a table. I do not care.

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make a bingle table moodboard. Dewit. I double dare you.

Ask and ye shall recieve??? I fucking guess??? The things I do for you smh.

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Why does this exist. Who is making moodboards of me. Super flattered though!

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Dearest bingle table, you just lost the game.

Right, that's it, I'm sending Death after you.

Least I can do is let everyone else lose it too

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[Karen Smith voice] Wait, if you're a table, how can you type?

Immense psychic powers gained by my proximity to death. Hope this helps!

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You confuse me

Good.

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Lmao you're canonically my papa now?

i guess so lol

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Does this make me the bingle table's sibling

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Yes.

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Happy new year bingle table

Happy new year! May you have a successful year of emming

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Death brought Death of Rats to em with him today. I think I have a new favourite emmer.