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new texting standards

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I’m a gif

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The Boy Who Couldn't Sleep & Never Had To

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This Kanye documentary got me so inspired

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"one for J.J!"

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Just unlocked this secret character on Mortal Kombat: Sub-Tweet

He has the power to talk unlimited shit about his opponents without ever actually saying their names. His fighting stance is passive aggressive

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Do this it's free

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lieguys:

Texting is the worst form of communication.

It’s “instant” which makes any lag time in response feel like the person you’re texting with either hates you or does’t care that you exist. They could totally be taking a shower or driving, but your mind will automatically go to, “guess they...continued @ LieGuys.com

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Danny Brown - Grown Up

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yungjake - Look

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Shows

Wednesday, January 7th: 8pm Pints & Puns Angel City Brewery

Wednesday, January 7th: 10pm @ Westside Comedy Theater

Tuesday, Jan. 14th: 10pm Lip Service @ Westside Comedy Theater

Wednesday, January 21st 9pm. Down Low @ 55 Degree Wine

Wednesday, January 28th 9pm @ Workout Room Sunday

Monday. February 23rd 8:30 PM Burnouts @ The Airliner 

Wed. February 25th 8:30 @ O'Hara's  

Friday, Feb 25th 8pm @ Echoe's Under Sunset

Tuesday, March 3rd 8pm @ Ontario Improv

Friday March 13th, Minotaur @ The Clubhouse

Monday, March 16th. 7pm @ UCB Sunset

Tuedsat, March 17th, Jungle Juice 11pm @ The Improv Space

Wednesday, March 18th, Lou's Safe Place @ Echoes Under Sunset

Thursday, March 19th Prom Night @ Nature's Brew

Friday. March 20th, 8pm, Whatever @ 8pm Center For The Arts, Eagle Rock

Saturday, March 21st. Midnight Show @ Improv

Sunday, March 22nd, Rap Roast Battle, The Virgil

Friday. March 29th, 11pm @ The Clubhouse 

Monday, March 30th, Neon Venus

Friday, April 3rd, Unnecessary Evil @ Westside Comedy Theater 

Saturday, April 4th, Cool Babies 

Thursday, April 9th @ Improv JFL

Sunday, April 15th, @ Connor Mcnutt’s Show

Monday, April 16th. 9pm @ The Garage

April 19th, Cash Lair Comedy

April 24th Peachy Keen

April 30th, Fresh Out, UCB

May 1st. comedy Mixtape

May 3rd. Sauce

May 7-10th. Bridgetown Comedy Festival @ in PDX

July 15th-

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Faking a Worldstar Fight

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lieguys:

This video was really fun to put together. 

Big thanks to Magic of Rahat, Jak Knight, Stevie Snow, Neel Nanda, and Aristotle Georgeson.

This clip that I saw in Harry Potter & The Sorcery’s stone in 2001 was the main inspiration for this video:

Here are some jokes about Harry Potter:

Next Video Drops Monday, August 4th

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Just launched this project I've been working on for a while called LieGuys. In this first episode, I along with several friends acting as my entourage, pretended to be The Weeknd and his crew, and were able to walk directly into one of his concerts. Many were fooled. 

There will be a new video every other Monday for 10 episodes total.

Subscribe and share with people if you're into it:

http://youtube.com/lieguys

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My name is Charlene deGuzman and I am a former sex worker.

I taught myself at a very young age that I must sexualize myself in order to be loved. I couldn’t help it - my father had centerfolds of naked women collaged on the walls of our garage and in every room of the house. (They were...

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This is so powerful

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doooope