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[the-lewd-bot]

If you have not, you should consider abusing your robotgirl's text synthesis capabilities. Send her the worst, most aggressive prompts you can think of. Make her describe how she wants to be be used like a toy. Tell her to list ten different ways she would like to be teased. Make her generate two paragraphs of text explaining why she likes edging for you.

[teffiebell]

I shall not judge you.

In fact, I won't think about you anymore. You don't exist. ktxbai💣

[klspacecadet]

resisting the urge to beg one of my mutuals to marry me because I need to maintain my cool and NOT DESPERATE persona

yes I’m subtweeting and yes they’ll probably see this so hi unnamed mutual if you’re here and also want to get married I can plan the wedding whenever you want

[despair-tea]

guys will literally be like "ugh, how does he not notice this girl is interested in him" and it'll be a character who is factually a 12yo grade schooler who plays with robots.

[shinskita]

crashing out on tumblr mad embarrassing tbh. like…this is tumblr, log out babe. breathe, eat a banana, watch those dancing fruit videos on YouTube.

[vaspider]

Fun fact: if you say something which has antisemitic implications and someone calls you out on it, you can just say "shit, I didn't intend that, I'm sorry," and shut the fuck up instead of trying to excuse or dismiss what you said.

Yes, asking if there are Jews in Star Trek is antisemitic, because Star Trek is set in a timeline in which modern Earth existed, and therefore, asking that question means that you think that Jews will just stop existing in the next few centuries, or that the "Jewish religion" is somehow separate from the "Jewish people." It is not, and in fact the extermination of Judaism as a religion and making Jewish people "French first" was Napoleon's entire plan for genociding us. :) Destroying a culture is genocide. That's not my thought, that's a fucking basic definition.

Roddenberry was fervently anti-religion and rather antisemitic. You don't need to follow in his antisemitic footsteps.

[rechnermensch]

he does not look like that ❤

[airplanned]

Hello! Welcome to my Ted Talk: Narrative and Story are not the Same Thing.

Story is the things that happened.

Narrative is the order and the way in which those things that happened are conveyed.

Fairytale retellings generally keep the same plot, but they’re told in different ways. The story is the same but the narrative is unique.

You ever see a movie or read a book and think that there are some really compelling points hidden in there, but the narrative isn’t doing them justice?

You ever have someone tell a story you love and they just do a terrible job explaining? That is the narrative’s fault, not the story’s. You could say that the person did a bad job telling it.

You ever play a video game where the story was compelling and you’re very interested, but the order in which the events are presented robs it of all suspense? It’s not that the story isn’t interesting. The story has a lot to offer. It’s that there was (drum roll) bad writing.