The Imperial Ruler

MY NAME IS KARKAT PEIXES AND I'M YOUR EMPEROR. [Icons are not mine unless specified ]

[biolumiruler]

     FINALLY SLIPPED INTO SOMET)(ING WAY MORE      -COMFORTABLE FOR ME.

[tyrianking-blog]

what the believing in you bit or the cute bit because both are true

bit of alcohol will be nice then i know just the thing too

excellent my master plan is truly coming together soon youll be letting me feed and coddle you all the time anyway feel free to come over whenever youre ready those coordinates are for the main hall so once i hear the transportalizer go off ill come fetch you

[biolumiruler]

ALL OF IT, YOU ASS. ALRIG) (T, LET ME TELL MY ADVISORS AND I’LL -COME RIG) (T OVER.

Telling everybody around him that he was leaving, Karkat piled up the papers and waltzed off to the transportilizer that he had in the room next to his. It was always nice in case he wanted to leave in the middle of the night somewhere. With a final check in the mirror, he made sure that his hair was fine and his braid was perfect. Pulling it over his shoulder, his fins wigggled a little before he went to the transportilizer, inputting the right coordinates. It was only a second before he came into the other’s hall, blinking and looking around. Almost as grand as his own castle- it was nice, he wasn’t going to lie. Fixing the strap on his shirt that hung around the top of his bicep, he cleared his throat as he waited for the other, smoothing down his braid as he touched the top of his hip.

[tyrianking-blog]

i believe in you man

naw its fine actually like i actively encourage you to act like that because guess what its cute

warm it is one more question then ill release you to come over alcoholic or nah

luckily i fully intend to draw upon my rich bastion of knowledge in pampering the fuck out of precious things to make sure you relax so

leave it to me man you dont have to remember anyfin

[biolumiruler]

T) (AT. T) (AT IS ODDLY REALLY SWEET OF YOU TO SAY, TO BE ) (ONEST. DIDN’T EXPE-CT SOMET) (ING LIKE T) (AT TO BE SAID. ANYWAY, AL-CO) (OL IS FINE. I ) (AVEN’T ) (AD IT IN A W) (ILE, SO T) (IS WILL BE NI-CE. WAIT, REALLY? S) (IT. YOU MIG) (T GET ME -COMIN’ BA-CK FOR MORE IF YOU’RE TOO NI-CE.

[tyrianking-blog]

im looking but im not seeing anything captain i feel that paperwork is a bitch actually more or less everything having to do with ruling is a bitch  and you probubbly have more to do than me so yikes

you make it sound so clandestine man just wear something comfortable and bring yourself over ill have food and something nice to drink waiting you prefer your drinks warm or cold

[biolumiruler]

-CAPTAIN? I WIS) (. I ) (AVE A S) (IT TON TO DO, SO IT’S FRUSTRATING. BUT I’M GETTING T) (ERE. ALRIG) (T, ALRIG) (T. LOOK, IT’S BEEN A W) (ILE, OKAY? CAN YOU ) (ONESTLY BLAME ME? WARM, DEFINITELY. I MEAN, I’M A FIS) (. T) (INGS ARE ALREADY COLD.

[tyrianking-blog]

youre practically psychic, i was literally just about to make a post about how a reely cute emperor was online

and yeah totally man

-prvt-

-[Coordinates.rtf]-

-end prvt-

never worry about it being late dude as much as i try and be diurnal i am nocturnal at best

[biolumiruler]

T) (AT’S IT. YOU’RE RIDI-CULOUS. T) (ERE’S GOTTA BE OT) (ER -CUTE EMPERORS ON. OKAY. T) (ANKS. I JUST NEED A LITTLE TIME AWAY. YA KNOW? PAPER WORK IS ) (ANDLED AND EVERYT) (ING JUST. YEA) (. S) (OULD I. BRING ANYT) (ING?

[valorousimperial]

I’ve met exactly one human. He has internet but not guns. I don’t think I’ve even heard of Earth, except on this site.

[biolumiruler]

REALLY? IT’S A REALLY.. WEIRD PLANET. I GUESS. I DON’T KNOW ) (OW TO DES-CRIBE IT. I ) (AVEN’T BEEN T) (ERE. ONLY ) (EARD STORIES.

[biolumiruler]

@tyrianking

) (EY, I KNOW IT’S LATE. BUT YOU STILL OPEN FOR THAT U) (M. SESSION?

[tyrianking-blog]

   everyone needs a pillow nest  ive been collecting pillows for ages and kinda rotate them around depending on how i feel and the wall here is glass so you can watch the sea animals while you chill

its more soothing than you might think or fun whatever word you wanna use humans do have some things figured out and honestly skinship is one of them

quads happen when they happen but im way over looking for them actively live a little love a little what happens happens i mean again im not against filling them its just not something i think about and likely wont actively for a long time if ever

your concern is precious though like really it’s cute do your earfins wriggle when you  get really worked up because i keep picturing them doing so

[biolumiruler]

T) (AT. T) (AT A-CTUALLY SOUNDS AMAZING. I T) (INK I’D ENJOY T) (AT A LOT. DO ) (UMANS REALLY DO T) (AT REALLY WELL? I ) (AVEN’T TALKED TO A LOT OF T) (EM. I KNOW T) (AT I S) (OULD GET MY QUADS FILLED, BUT I DON’T ) (AVE T) (E TIME TO DEAL WIT) ( T) (EM. NOBODY REALLY T) (INKS ANYT) (ING OT) (ER T) (AN ‘EMPEROR’ W) (EN I WALK INTO A ROOM. SO. .... T) (EY MIG) (T. MAYBE.

[valorousimperial]

Well…’Conquered Worlds’ is mostly just something pretty to put on the title. There haven’t been any worlds conquered since my donor ruled. Mostly we just pick what’s livable and unoccupied by sapient life now.

[biolumiruler]

MAKES SENSE. MY WORLD IS ONLY ATTA-C) (ED WIT) ( EART) (, W) (I-C) ( IS FUN. ) (UMANS ARE STILL WEIRD, BUT T) (EY’RE... INTERESTING?

[jestire-deactivated20170927]

I DISAGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME. SO UNLESS YOU’RE REFERRING TO HOW JEST FITS BECAUSE MY LIFE IS A JOKE, I THINK YOU MUST BE TERRIBLE IN JUDGING CHARACTER.

THAT’S FAIR. IT MIGHT BE WORTH GOING OVER WHO YOU TRUST FIRST AND JUST TRAIN THEM. HOW TO DO PAPERWORK CAN BE TAUGHT, TRUST NOT SO MUCH.

[biolumiruler]

WELL, NO, NOT THAT. OBVIOUSLY NOT T) (AT. ) (ONESTLY? I DON’T REMEMBER W) (Y I SAID T) (AT, IT WAS A LONG NIG) (T. T) (AT’S T) (E PROBLEM, T) (OUG) (. SURE, I ) (AVE MY ADVISORS, BUT I DON’T TRUST T) (EM ENOUG) ( TO JUST TAKE OVER THE BUSINESS. PAPERS. W) (ATEVER. SO IT’LL TAKE A LITTLE LONGER T) (AN ANYBODY T) (OUGHT TO GET SOMEONE I TRUST TO DO T) (IS S) (IT.

[tyrianking-blog]

     what a precious prince and oh yeah no you’ll get bigger but for now you’re fucking darling holy shit i have the greatest possible pillow nest and great food listen i’ll even have the fish cooked first if you’re into that

you’re krillin’ killing me kid

ahh, one of those universes, i feel it

hey hey i’m still a troll i keep my quadrants ive just been around enough humans that my mind doesn’t really snap straight to them when it comes to coddling others platonically or enjoying a pailing session with someone i don’t really pity or hate

might also be an age thing i’m not really in a rush to fill my quads gimme another thousand years and maybe baby

[biolumiruler]

I ) (OPE SO. I’M STILL YOUNG, SO T) (ERE IS T) (AT. PILLOW NEST...? I’D. I GUESS I CAN TAKE TIME OUT OF MY S-C) (EDULE FOR T) (AT. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMET) (ING I NEED. I REMEMBER T) (AT ) (UMANS ARE LIKE T) (AT.  I NEVER UNDERSTOOD W) (Y, T) (OUG) (. T) (AT JUST SEEMS.. MESSY? IT MIG) (T BE BE-CAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND ) (UMANS T) (AT WELL, BUT STILL.. QUADS ARE VERY IMPORTANT! YOU S) (OULDN’T JUST RUS) ( TO MAKE A DE-CISION LIKE T) (AT T) (AT IS IMPORTANT.

[biolumiruler]

FU-CK, IS IT T) (AT TIME ALREADY? I REALLY S) (OULD GO TO -COON.

[valorousimperial]

My name is Kankri, and that ‘handsome’ comment was entirely platonic. Kankri Vantas, warmblooded landliving seadweller and Emperor of Alternia and the Conquered Worlds. Lovely to meet you!

[biolumiruler]

.... WELL. ) (U) (. T) (E MULTIVERSE IS STRANGLY ODD. OKAY, I -CAN FLOAT WIT) ( T) (AT. -CONQUERED WORLDS, T) (O?

[jestire-deactivated20170927]

OBVIOUSLY NOT REALLY MY HATCH NAME. ANYONE COULD TELL IT COMES FROM MY URL, AND WHILE IRE WOULD BE MORE ACCURATE TO MY OVERALL MOOD, THAT’S NOT WHAT PEOPLE PICKED UP ON FOR WHATEVER REASON.

WHY NOT JUST DELIGATE THE PAPERWORK TO SOMEONE UNDER YOU? HIRE SOMEONE ELSE TO DEAL WITH IT.

[biolumiruler]

WELL, OBVIOUSLY. T) (AT PART WASN’T ) (ARD TO FIGURE OUT. JEST IS A WAY BETTER NAME. FITS YOU, AS WELL. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND SOMEONE THAT CAN PROPERLY DO T) (IS. IT’S FU-CKING ) (ARD TO GET SOMEONE T) (AT I TRUST TO EVEN DO T) (IS.

[tyrianking-blog]

     that’s even cuter, you’re precious not much to say he was an oppressive shitlord hellbent on conquering the galaxy via the oppression of the lower castes and the slavery of outside races like humans, pretty much why i’m on earth now

oh no no no i culled him

that’s how it’s always worked in my universe, you don’t step up unless someone is dead

shit i dont know how tall are you

oh man haha youre like a super troll y troll i spent a lot of time growing up on earth torn between humans and trolls so my troll etiquette is kinda fucked up

why? shit i dont know because it sounds appealing because i have a soft spot for humans and other seadwellers

[biolumiruler]

NO, NO, S) () () (. NAUT PRECIOUS IN T) (E SLIG) (TEST. JEEZ. WATER YOU DOING, MAKING ME MAKE PUNS. O) (. O) (, YEA) (, NO, I DON’T BLAME YOU FOR -CULLING HIM. IT’S T) (E SAME FOR ME. -CAN’T TAKE T) (E T) (RONE IF ANOT) (ER’S ASS IS ON IT. IT’S W) (Y I GOT PUT ON IT EARLY. .... 5′ 4″. BUT I’M STILL GROWING. YEA) (, I’M SUPER TROLLY. W) (ILE MY WORLD PLAYED A GAME AND WE GOT THE INFLUENCE OF ) (UMANS ON US, WE STILL LIVE ON SEPARATE PLANETS. MOSTLY. W) (ILE SOME ) (UMANS LIVE ON MY ALTERNIA, SOME TROLLS LIVE ON EART) ( AND GET BA-CK AND FORT) (. IT’S WEIRD. SO, YES.  I’M SUPER TROLLY AND INTO QUADS. ... NOT GONNA LIE, T) (O. IT IS APPEALING.

[valorousimperial]

@biolumiruler started following you

Another handsome young tyrian Karkat!

More royals around than I thought; seems I’m still the only fireblood, though.

[biolumiruler]

HANDSOME.. ) (U) (. T) (AT’S NEW FROM SOMEONE I DON’T EVEN KNOW T) (E NAME OF. WAIT. ARE YOU A ROYAL TOO? AND YOU’RE A -CANDY BLOOD? W) (AT?

[jestire-deactivated20170927]

NOTHING I LOVE MORE THAN WATCHING PEOPLE SUFFER THROUGH COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF PAPERWORK. I’M SURE IT’S ALL INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT. I’M JEST. JUST JEST. ALTERNATIVELY, I’LL ALLOW ASSHOLE, SHITNUG, AND CLOWN FUCK IF THAT’S THE CUT OF YOUR JIB.

[biolumiruler]

JEST? T) (AT. IS AN INTERESTING NAME, BUT FINE. I ) (AVEN’T GOTTEN A NI-CKNAME BUT I’M SURE T) (AT IT’LL ) (APPEN IN DUE TIME. IMPORTANT, SURE, BUT T) (AT DOESN’T MEAN I ) (AVE TO LIKE IT.