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I think I'm growing a mustache.

Can you see it? I can see it.

Growing hair in new places suggests that you're going though yet another stage of puberty, which is caused by the release of the hormones from your adrenal glands. Since you've obviously started the process, you're probably growing hair in your... lower region, and places such as your armpits so I'd suggest buying deodorant.

But yes, I can see it.

#hi

bioniceve

She keeps asking me to beep.

the-miracle-child

I meant you’re sexy. You sound like Spencer.

bioniceve

Oh, that makes sense. Spencer... He's the tall one that's dating the demon, right? The other interns talk about them a lot. I still don't understand his appeal.

#eve just doesn't like penis i think idk

bioniceve

She keeps asking me to beep.

the-miracle-child

That’s hot.

bioniceve

Not really. They're quite cold, actually, though, I don't necessarily radiate body heat like you would.

#eve does not compute man #but god bless avery

She keeps asking me to beep.

According to her, if I don't "beep" in 10 minute intervals, I'll apparently die of suffocation. Humans with concussions are weird.

#i saW THE GIF AN D HAD TO MAKE A POST OKAY

He gave her a concussion.

Nobody gives Arizona a concussion.

#dont mess with the steel's yo #eve's the terminator #YAY FOR DOUCHE LORD EX'S HAHAHA

itsheatherglam

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#music #bc reasons

Apparently I resemble a celebrity.

Milly Citrus. Well, that's what a morphine-high patient kept calling me.

I think he meant Miley Cyrus. I don't see it.

#bc my brother keeps calling her milly citrus

shesaidspeaknowww

#ur still my robot #x

adam-j-fuller

I'm totally okay.

I swear.

bioniceve

You're bleeding from different areas of your body.

You're not okay.

#eve gon' kick u #and then probably bandage u #idek

My cousin's here.

I can already smell the destruction and glitter she will bring.

#I ENJOY COUSINS HEH

bioniceve

I helped out on my first surgery!

yourboyjohnmcdonald

Yeah, about everything. Ask him where to buy adult diapers, he’ll go on for twenty minutes, it’s hilarious. Gross.

Exactly! Plus, I’m adorable.

Hell yeah you would. We could be cape buddies!

bioniceve

...I'll make the other interns do that. They love his rambles. It's probably a weird fetish.

Oh, yes, definitely.

So.. Like a superhero duo? That'd be cool. I like that. Let's do it!

#I SMELL IT TOO #IT SMELLS GREAT

bioniceve

I helped out on my first surgery!

yourboyjohnmcdonald

Eventual doctor-genius, then. Do you know a Spencer? He’s a doctor-genius slash annoying tall dude.

Hell yeah I have a cape. And I look damn good in it.

You should get one anyways.

bioniceve

Yes! Oh, he's the one who rambles, right? The other interns never shut up about him. Kind of weird.

A cape is a vital part of being Batman. Of course it would look good, it completes the whole outfit.

I'm sure I could find one. I'd look awesome in a cape.

bioniceve

I helped out on my first surgery!

yourboyjohnmcdonald

Oh, that’s kind of sick. So what are you, doctor-genius or something?

Really?! You’re actually half-robot? .. yeah, well..

bioniceve

Pretty much. I'm not a doctor-genius, just a intern-genius. Not quite there yet.

Batman? That's cool. Do you have a cape? I don't think being a robot means having a cape. Bummer.

#bless spn #bless it

bioniceve

I helped out on my first surgery!

yourboyjohnmcdonald

Big words. Those are big words.

What are you, half-robot or somethin’?

bioniceve

Oh. A craniotomy is an operation where a bone flap is temporarily removed from the skull to access the brain, and a metastatic tumor is one that has spread throughout the body.

You're actually right. Well, I'm actually one-third robot, but half-robot is close.

#my eve muse is thriving rn

I helped out on my first surgery!

It was a basic craniotomy, but we successfully removed the metastatic tumor and the patient is in recovery but I performed it and I didn't make any mistakes!