the dark doesnt scare me

Apparently I'm adorable.

little-golden-imogene

Awh, who told you that?

Oh, and it’s t-true. You are adorable.

#I HEARD AHJDSKLFD #AND CONFRATS

Some customer.

You're adorable-er.

Oh God, she's drunk.

Tell me about it. It’s one of the circles of hell, I’m sure.

I think he wanted to get away from the impending doom, too. If he brings a woman, I’m kicking his face. So hard.

Ha! You're funny.

Ah, bless your existence. Good for you. Offer them juice packs now.

Oh God, she's drunk.

If I leave them alone, they may kill each other. Juice and silence sounds better, but death. Do you see the problem?

Yeesh. You are in a rough situation.

I suggest waiting until the big brother gets home and then running away. Unless he has a women with him, in that case, run faster.

#bless

Oh God, she's drunk.

Both of them. I blame Chase for leaving.

#i miss u #and firefox works yay

You should come hide with me. I have juice boxes and silence.

#can friends??

Apparently I'm adorable.

She keeps asking me to beep.

Oh, that makes sense. Spencer… He’s the tall one that’s dating the demon, right? The other interns talk about them a lot. I still don’t understand his appeal.

#resisting constant slang is surprisingly hard on avery omg

You suck at flirting. Yes, that one. Ugh, me neither. But hey. If he gets laid we can't exactly make fun of him.

She keeps asking me to beep.

Not really. They’re quite cold, actually, though, I don’t necessarily radiate body heat like you would.

I meant you're sexy. You sound like Spencer.

#omg

Someone called us the lesbian trio.

Adam has friends? Weird. Hey, we could be like an all female cult of mostly lesbians and two girls who could potentially have lesbian tendencies if not for hot men. Only no sacrificing people. Unless they’re annoying. Then we sacrifice. Too much teenage boy and you may revert to a teenage boy yourself. Or something.

Literally exactly same. One of them started off talking about how they wanted to be in front of a fireplace like a romantic comedy. And I zoned out a little, and I came back to her saying “And then we’ll fuck against the kitchen counter til we snap”. It was horribly traumatizing. Neither have I. It’s better to keep to yourself. … Beeping? Good fetish. No worse than fire.

He does, it's freaky. Oh my god, yes. But sacrificing people in fun. Ew, no. Although having a dick for a day might be fun. So long as I can change back. I am not partying with that thing between my legs.

Oh my god. That's hilarious. They are the same way. I'm curious as to who that was, now. Ah, good. Fetishes are good.

She keeps asking me to beep.

According to her, if I don’t “beep” in 10 minute intervals, I’ll apparently die of suffocation. Humans with concussions are weird.

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That's hot.

#SCREAMING

#YOURE SO HOT #x

Someone called us the lesbian trio.

They really do, man.

I don’t know who this Matt person is. They really talk about cheerleaders together? Does the one even have a cheerleader? That’s weird, boys are weird. I hope their game breaks, they’re weird. Maybe you should come hide with me, Piper, and Emily. And Anneliese, Anneliese is fun, too. We’re cooler.

Oh yeah. I know all. Every little detail. It’s actually really cute. Til it gets really dirty and… You would really not expect it out of such small people. But it’s there. Oh my God. They have short attention spans.

Oh, he's one of Adam's friends out of this new crew he hangs out with or some shit. Of course they do, they're guys. They are, good lord. Ugh, I really should. I could only use so much teenage guys before it starts messing with my mind, man. I'd have to drag Tati along, but I can totally shove her in the closet while we discuss fantasies.

The closet, heh. Oh man, I know that. It starts off all sweet and ends in banging on the kitchen chairsI mean, jeez. At least do it on the table. They do. I haven't told anyone my fantasies yet, which is probably good, because I think I have a newfound beeping fetish.

Someone called us the lesbian trio.

Oh. Oh! See, I tried that once last year. And this guy was all “Oh yeah, lets see some proof” and then it got weird and stuff happened and lets pretend this talk isn’t happening shh.

Hah. They may get the cheerleaders, but I get the cheerleaders when they’re in prime form. And I get to go to sleepovers, and hear all the fun details and their fantasies, and I get the fucking best seat in the house. It’s great. And I have a firestarting girl who’s mere presence is sometimes enough to bring me over the edge, so I win.

… I have no idea. Whoops.

That's so unlucky. Guys suck.

That sounds like fun, aw. I have to listen to Adam and Matt talk about cheerleaders and then laugh and talk about videogames and bitches and I don't know what the fuck. They just sit at the table with their smokes that aren't even lit and - it's worse when we're out, I usually just hide in the corner with his cousin.

Dude. So does that mean you, like, know all their fantasies and shit? Don't let Adam and Tati know that, they will not let it go. I swear. They're talking about their fantasies but somehow always end up talking about how hot their girls are.

Someone called us the lesbian trio.

I can’t flaunt my lesbianism without kissing a chick, and Ariella’s 20 and not in school so I can’t kiss her and it’d be cheating which is bad. So I’ll just whine.

I dunno, her name is Emily. She’s got red hair, short. A cheerleader. I know two cheerleaders now, I feel threatened by their peppy cheerfulness. You should get out more. Or not. Not is also acceptable.

I meant, like, getting up in their face and telling them you give girls better orgasms than they ever will. Or something.

Oh I know her, Adam's cousin's always talking about her. God, the Fullers land cheerleaders. Lucky shits. Then again I have a really hot robot so they can suck my duck.

I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh, right. Yeah this is why I have no friends.

#bless

Someone called us the lesbian trio.

caelalalalalaloveme:

But there was only two lesbians. And I like my only trio being the titty trinity with Anneliese and Piper. And I know lesbians are hot, I’m one, duh. I will still physically fight them.

Ooh, no, wait, flaunt your lesbian-ism in front of them. It'll totally put them off.

Also turn them on, so never mind. What lesbians are you hanging with, I need more lesbian friends. Actually I need more friends in general but that's not my point.

#what up

Someone called us the lesbian trio.

One of us wasn’t even a lesbian, I will physically fight you. I will physically slam your head into a toilet like the piece of shit you are. I am in one trio and it isn’t about lesbians, I will FIGHT YOU.