LOOK ALIVE

Idiotic things that cross my mind (when really I should be paying attention) and other things I enjoy.

[beesandbombs]

[beesandbombs]

[exgynocraticgrrl-archive-deacti]

Malcolm X on "Progress"

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WELL THIS IS RELATABLE

me: *just chilling*

brain: hey guess what

me: what

brain: sudden overwhelming sadness, that's what

me: ...

me, softly: come on, man

[taffybuns]

[birdeye-closeup-blog1]

For @cherrycolawitch

I didn’t make this but I want to send it your way because I hope it makes you feel better.

[randomweas]

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Accurate display of how I eat when I’m sad.

[lordofmasks]

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Clone intercourse.

So, let’s say there are a thousand clones. And you have sex with one, you then have that clones baby.

Does that mean you’re having all of the clones baby? (Because they have the same genetic material but at the same time they didn’t all take that action.)

[birdeye-closeup-blog1]

RACISM

I need to tell you something.

I’m racist.

JKKK!

[birdeye-closeup-blog1]

PRO BATH THOUGHTS

I feel sad because there are so many shower-thoughts in comparison to bath-thoughts.

A bathtub is where the magic happens.

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Halloween

What if no-one else is actually getting dressed for Halloween and you are the only one who is a human.

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Questions.

Whenever a question is not aimed at me it is always ten times easier.

Even if I see it coming.

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Seriously Sean, these are serious scenes.

I can no longer take scenes seriously because of that one friend.

I may be wrong but I'm sure everyone has that one friend.

The one who takes serious scenes and just says such absurd things that you can’t help but laugh.

Like even if you forget what they actually said, you see the scene again and it just comes flooding back.

[birdeye-closeup-blog1]

Real Unicorns

A real unicorn is a piece of solitary corn with no corn friends.

[birdeye-closeup-blog1]

Beating someone to death

If you beat someone to death they’re beating you to death.

[naturaekos]

She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.

Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park