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frognonbinary-deactivated202412

came up with a new pointless kink identity. it’s called friend dom. it’s when you have to come up with every activity for hangout sessions cuz your friend is too indecisive or laid back and never decides on what they wanna do

catscanmiracle

Mom friend already exists

frognonbinary-deactivated202412

false. mom friend is the one that makes sure youve been kind to yourself, have eaten, and are emotionally stable

friend dom is the one whose animosity you can feel radiating through their stare as they choose the hangout activity for the 68th time in a row

Preeeeety

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

asundergrowth

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

adhd-hippie

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

wet4joanjett

We all know dionysus looks like this.

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jack black either bares a close resemblance to Dionysus or he straight up is Dionysus

whitepeopletwitter

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

perezhilton

stupendousmelody

When you are one with the music

thirstym8nd

Luvs it

rae-redacted

WHO IS SHE

guyofyear

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

theunimpairedcondition

counterpunches

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

missmarionmac

Have some more photos of her in action, because I love her:

And my all-time favorite:

houseofgriffons

She looks like she’s casting spells

the-a-j-universe

Isn’t she?

parisian-girl1928-deactivated20

Holy shit.

keeper-of-the-flames

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury

popsunner

Was just informed by my mom that I do in fact have ADHD and the reason I thought I didn’t was because ever since I was seven whenever I got super energetic my mom would have me go chop wood so now when I’m feeling The ADHD I go chop wood and I thought it was just some sort of routine I started when I was little and wanted to blow off steam

popsunner

I’d also like to point out that my sister has a really hard time staying present (I can’t remember the term because we’ve always called it Tethered at my house) and whenever she’s feeling Untethered my mom has her knead bread and make syrup because they’re repetitive and easy things to do that ground her

popsunner

Now that I’m thinking about it- my brother has days where he doesn’t talk and doesn’t eat unless he’s prompted, and on those days my mom sits him down in the fish pond in the backyard and plays Mozart and because he’s so used to that being his wake up he always comes back in after like an hour rambling about random things

popsunner

Oh yeah and when it rains my mom has a required hour where we all have to go outside and run around and whoever finds the most worms for the garden wins and then we go inside and my mom makes us tea and we watch Studio Ghibli movies

popsunner

Wait!!! When one of us has a bad day at school we make a fire in the backyard and roast homemade sausages and my mom tells us stories until we laugh and then she tucks is in bed like we’re five again and sings us songs

popsunner

Uh.... wait guys is my mom a witch raising a bunch of fae kids hold on-

saint-batrick

your mom is very definitely a witch raising a bunch of fae kids, please tell her i love her in the abstract way one can love a complete stranger.

chandelyer-deactivated20241003

Rayane Bacha fall 2019 couture p.1

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quantummindclassicalheart

To clarify, they are bisexual, not lesbians:

https://twitter.com/fancy_foxtrot/status/1205747696813756416

slumberinggirl-deactivated20210

Still iconic

lynati

WHEN DO WE GET THE COMIC SERIES AND/OR MOVIE?

dirtydirtychai

It keeps getting better:

Bonus:

evermore-fashion

Favourite Designs: Zuhair Murad Spring 2013 Haute Couture Collection

birdnamedkitten

Soooooo pretty.

vigilmaker

ofdirtandbones

Listen. You ARE nature. You’re an entire ecosystem. Your flesh sculpted from the dirt. Your blood brewed from rain water. Thousands of creatures living inside of you, on your skin, who wouldn’t be alive without you just like you wouldn’t be either without them. You are born from the forest and the sea. Be kind to yourself.