The Birds, The Bees + Everything After

Twenty three, single and a *NEW* mommy. Here's the deal, no bullshit. #birdsbeesetc

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When my mom says that drinking, even after the baby is asleep, is inappropriate

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Possibly the smartest thing I’ve ever done. Just used 2 long scrap pieces of old fabric and tied a bow on each side.

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When I try to take baby to the store just to grab 1 thing

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Trying to remember what it’s like to post on this blog like...

Cross your fingers with me.

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Mom goals

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Watching the baby learn to crawl

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When Squish fed herself for the first time

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Chins up!

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When my mom tells me to get ready to go out

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When my mom points out cute "potential husbands" at Church

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Someone please explain how it is possible to forget your child is in the car? Every time we go somewhere I’m having an anxiety attack the entire time. Did I bring enough blankets? Will she be hungry soon? Can we go home now?

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When my mom takes the baby so I can "get stuff done"

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When I ask for a beer and my family looks reluctant

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When baby has a poop-splosion immediately after her bath

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When I go out and a guy starts hitting on me

My friends are like:

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When my single friends talk about cutting down on their alcohol consumption