what fresh hell is this

Indie RP blog for Phoenix Wright. Semi-selective, please read my rules.Sideblog to squalleonhardt.

[liz-and-the-blue-bird]

I’ve been waiting all year to post this.

[incorrectaceattorneyquotes]

this is a bit off topic, but i’m curious to see what you guys will say. reblog and answer this question in the tags: do you prefer phoenix with brown eyes, blue eyes, or one blue and one brown?

We cannot change the cards we are dealt, just how we play the hand.

[birdschoolawyer]

Randy Pausch, The Last Lecture (via rexcrystallis)

[kaiba-cave]

[ganonlady]

They want Apollo back too

[thedrunkenmoogle]

Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth Wine

Lawyer/adventure game series Phoenix Wright, known as Gyakuten Saiban in Japan, is 10 years old! To celebrate a decade of solving crimes while dabbling in paranormal activities, Capcom has released a limited edition wine package.  Included are two bottles of wine, one white and one red, representing Phoenix and Edgeworth. “Genius Red” is the name of Edgeworth’s, while “Heat White” is the name of Pheonix’s white wine.  The package also includes a wine glass with an etching of the Blue Badger, the mascot of the police force in the games. 

Unfortunately, the wine is only available in Japan.  If you’re lucky enough to live there, you can buy it for 4,725 yen.

Phoenix Wright 10th Anniversary Wine from Animate Online Shop - 4,725 yen

[birdschoolawyer]

Ok so, think I've figured out why ages in profiles make no sense. They're listed as the age that they're TURNING/TURNED that year. So for example Trucy says 'daddy's turning 33 this year' but his profile already says 33.

(This is in June, so I guess that means Phoenix's birthday is later in the year.

I think I made it the 27th of October? Can't remember off the top of my head.)

[birdschoolawyer]

the worst

[birdschoolawyer]

time to get hit by a car 🚗

[birdschoolawyer]

Just to make it exceedingly clear, he was being a pretentious douche to really rub it in.

[birdschoolawyer]

"You do belong in the courtroom after all, mr wright"

Bitter squint

[birdschoolawyer]

I FUCKIN STARTED HYPERVENTILATING WHEN PHEENS THEME PLAYED OOPS

[birdschoolawyer]

Again...you think Phoenix would bother with the poetics if he hadn't always known?

He knew he could never catch Kristoph straight up. Too slimy, too smart, too willing to use dirty tactics. Phoenix had met his type before.

And if he'd thought it was Klavier, why would he have done this?

[birdschoolawyer]

People: Phoenix had no idea kristoph did the thing and didn't know until turnabout trump!

I think you people are nuts tbqh. Phoenix isn't an idiot. Never was.

[klapollo]

cards for you and your life partner who you know a little too well

[incorrectaceattorney]

Maya: All the boys are gay. In this room, anyway. Maya: Well, not you, Larry. Larry: You noticed! Phoenix: I prefer to think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.

(source)

[edgeworths]

Scrolling through the ace attorney tag seeing all the depressing stuff but MEANWHILE ON THIS DAY THE 28TH OF DECEMBER IN THE ANIMEVERSE… (was also gonna caption this: “when your tinder date shows up looking nothing like the profile pic")