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[leightum]

You’re everything.

[retrogamingblog]

what it feels like to play pokemon ruby and sapphire on max volume

[kimveee]

The amount of work that went into this is amazing

[khaleesiofalicante]

Meanwhile in Winterfell

[talesfromthecrypts]

Dark greetings of the night to all members of the Vampiric Council.

[elliebartlets]

stevie nicks: I took my love, I took it down

me, immediately:

[catchymemes]

[the-clown-wars]

[shiro--28]

[secretsunkept]

Now that’s THAT on that!!!!

[valtsv]

monopoly players be like

[ahistoryofanxietyandanxietyand]

Lizzo by Adrienne Raquel

[valtsv]

the ultimate Gay Experience™ is seeing another gay person in public but not knowing how to make it obvious to them that you’re a fellow gay without letting everyone else also know that you’re gay so you just stare until they get creeped out and probably think you’re just really homophobic or something

[valtsv]

me trying to communicate to other gay people that i too am a member of the LGBT gang:

[gaypeopletwitter]

[ratfuck]

the american government enlists me for a special mission and they tie me to a giant bullseye target on the ground and starts airdropping tons upon tons of cheese right into my screaming mouth

[bogleech]

There’s a comparison graphic

[bogleech]

1 like = 1 prayer for the huge cheese to turn around and eat the government

[fartney]

Costco Lady: Free sample?

Me:

[epiphanies]

It’s not easy being my color in this industry, it’s really not, and these conversations are really hard. I don’t talk about a lot of this stuff.

Tan France on being a gay Muslim

[tulipjeanohare]

That awkward moment when you run into the kid you shoved out of a tower window

[allofthefeelings]

I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

You think they ever approach Vision in a similar manner to complain about how the wi-fi router keeps kicking them off the network?

[allofthefeelings]

Well, NOW I do.

[thelibrarina]

Peter Parker calls Steve Rogers at midnight and he shows up at Aunt May’s in full uniform, shield at the ready. “You said something about Nazis? Let’s go.”

And Peter’s standing in the doorway in pajamas and like, pikachu slippers, and he’s like, “The AP history test is tomorrow. I need you to tell me everything you know.”

[moonblossom]

Alternately, I’m now picturing Wanda going to basically anyone else and trying to talk about some issues she and Vis are having, and universally, they all just go “Have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again?”

[allofthefeelings]

There are so many good comments on this post but this one deserves a special shout-out.

[indifferent-kiwi]

Peter: So what do you remember about the JFK assassination?

Bucky: I think I killed him

Peter: alrighty then

[deb-oceans]

They just keep writing things like ‘Shaw and Root are inches away from each other’s face’ - sarah shahi