I'm thumpin'! That's why they call me Thumper!

If you can't say somethin' nice... don't say nothin' at all.

[birduh]

Okay Thump, I ship you wiiiiiiiith... uh... lemme think for a sec... oh! I'd ship you with Flower! ...Wait, no I got a better one, I ship you wiiiith that Punz girl you're always talkin' about! Yeah, she sounds- oh, I forgot about Lina! If you got shipped with Lina it would be really great, an' I bet you'd both be really happy! But there's also Snow... this is so hard.

Ya can’t be serious with tha first one... Buh the whole point of this was ta pick one! I-- I don’t alwaays talk ‘bout Punz, she’s jus’ always there, bein’ weird and bakin’ pies. They’re not even carrot so wha’s the point?

A-And Lina is... too short! Yeah. An’ Snow said she likes some guy an’ I gotta ask her more questions ‘bout it ‘cause I wanna know who.

I dun’t need any of ‘em to be happy! PFFFT.

[birduh]

I meaaaaan, I don’t want to brag or anything…

Oh who am I kidding I did it! I’m outside! In the world! With the people and the dirt and the fresh air!

It’s so amazing out here, Thumper! I wanna do everything and see everything and–OH MY GOSH can we go lazer tagging now??? That sounded like so much fun!!

LAZER TAG?!? YEAH!!! WE CAN DEF GO DO THAT SOMETIME, PUNZ!!!

[flowergleamand-glow-blog]

I can’t believe I spent my whole life without grass!! And flowers!! Have you ever smelled a flower? Because I totally have now!!!

I mean, um. The park was fun today. Whatever.

[birduh]

Wait -- Ya actu’lly sayin’ ya left your house today?!

[birduh]

Oh! My, umm -- green? That's okay, isn't it? Chartreuse is a wonderful color! And blue has always been one of my favorites...

All those are okay, ‘Lina.

[birduh]

teal, blue, green, white CCCC:

Ya know it’s tha same back at’cha!

[birduh]

✪ :)

He was starting to feel a bit fed up with all this kissing stuff now, but Thumbelina wasn’t all over him earlier, and she was a little sweetheart. Thumper smiled and kissed her cheek.

“Okay, there. Do I haf’ta keep doin’ these?”

[birduh]

✪✪✪ !!!!!

Thumper wrinkled his nose and shook his head. “Nope not happenin’ again!”

[birduh]

✪ !!!!!! ;)))

Nah.

[birduh]

✪ ; )

“Ya know ya get my kisses forevah, Bamb!” He grinned cheekily and hopped up, leaving a sloppy kiss on his jaw.

[birduh]

to: Faline

Thumper: DONT FREAK OUT BUT MIGHTA LOST UR BF

Thumper: REAAAL SORRY WE WAS PLAYIN IN THE WOODS THEN HE GONE I DUNNO

Thumper: hide and seek can get brutal sometimes sorry for ur loss i cant find him anywhere! ring him for me pls dont say i told u to

Thumper: r u ringing? he better not be behind a tree

[birduh]

to: thumper, ✴

tiana: listen here, i only went and got your number cause i didn't want to be humiliating you in front of the entire restaurant but you listen to me

tiana: you keep your hands off of my carrot cake

tiana: or so help me lord i will kick your butt so far into next month you'll be seein' april fools

tiana: you got that?

Thumper: Hello this is Sir. WIllington of Trumpington EState Villa who is this? I know of no carrot cake I am a sir of the Estate Villa.

[birduh]

to: Lina ❤

Thumper: my sister was goin thru old toys today and the dolls were almost as small as u ;D hahaaha how have u been tho? hey u ever been paintballin? we should go! if ur allowed and then we should go get ice cream!!! LETS DO THIS 2MORROW

[birduh]

to: Bambi ✌

Thumper: ruMUMUMBUH HOW LIEK BILLINO YEARS AOG FLWOER FELLLLLL OVER THAT LOG?!1?! sPLTI HIS PANTS HAHAHAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHSAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA GODO TIMES ,MAN

wear did u go flwoer got aanrgry at my reenacjkemtent of it lmao i neeed new jeans

[birduh]

to: thumper ❤

rapunzel: Snow told me the other day that you reeeeeeaaaaallllly liked that carrot cake recipe I tried out the other day. ;P I can show you how to make it if you want.

Oooooo! And then we can play chess! Or hide and seek!

P.S. am I using the little smiley face guys right?

Thumper: CARROT CAKE I LOVE CARROT CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH OK SHOW ME MAKE ME IT PLS..... chess? lets stick 2 the hide n seek ok. u dont need to PS in a text n.... yea ur using them rightish? i guess, ;P is weird tho it suits u. its like tryna flirt but bein stupid bout it. like u! :P

i do it the right way cus im the best

[flowergleamand-glow-blog]

Would you really??

Can we start right now???

[birduh]

Yeaaah okay! Buuut, it's alot'a work, Punz. Not sure if ya handle it all righ' away...

[flowergleamand-glow-blog]

Ohhh Thumper you had me really worried there! I thought I really hurt your feelings!

Are you saying I’m not an expert? I could be an expert if I wanted to be, you know.

[birduh]

Suuuuure ya could, if someone like me was ta teach ya!

[flowergleamand-glow-blog]

I’m not cruel, that’s how it works, doesn’t it? I thought that’s how you explained it to me….oh no I really didn’t mean to be cruel, Thumper, I was just playing like you do!

[birduh]

Hahahahaha, Punz, I'm just messin' with ya! I know you're jus' playin' buuuuh... you should leave it to tha expert, got it?