#*faline

[theprinceoftheforest]

I ship you with me, silly! <333 And Thumper a little, hehe! Don't try to deny it I've seen you two!

W-well I’d be pretty shocked an’ hurt if you didn’t! 

…An’ Thumper? Whaaaaaaaaaat? I’m not denyin’ anythin’ ‘cause there’s nuthin’ to deny! Whatcha even talkin’ ‘bout Faline?

[theprinceoftheforest]

build-a-bambi ( baline )

It was Faline’s birthday, and Bambi was absolutely determined to make it one of the best days ever. It had been hard to come up with something to do with Faline that they hadn’t already done since they had started going out, and he had been feeling increasingly alarmed until someone, possibly sent by an angel, told him about a store, a fantastic store, where you could make and customise your own teddy bear.

It sounded as though it catered mainly to children, but it also sounded like Fun with a capital F, and Bambi was sure Faline would like it too. It had certainly seemed like it, when he had proposed it to her the week earlier, and maybe that had ruined part of it, not getting the element of surprise, so to make up for it Bambi also made sure he arrived at her house that morning with the biggest bouquet of flowers he (and possibly the world) had ever seen.

And now they were nearing the store, him clasping her hand in his, and Bambi was just about bouncing on the balls of his feet, so excited was he at the thought of getting to make his own bear.“Look! You can even get costumes for ‘em, too!” He pointed excitedly at the window display, seeing bears in bee costumes and princess tiaras.

[theprinceoftheforest]

to: faline ✌

bambi: faline theres theres some real pretty flowers here and they r real pretty and bl ue an they re inded me of you

bambi: your e yes are real pr etty

bambi: I GT A BALNK SPC BBY ILL WRT YOU NAME

bambi: did you kn ow im in lo ve ith you

bambi: shhh it s a secret yu cant tell faline

bambi: but you ar r faline hah ha haha im a litt drunk

[theprinceoftheforest]

Found tied to the porch of Faline's house along with a note:

Hi Faline! Dunno if you've seen but there's a buncha balloons floatin' around everywhere today. They musta been for Valentine's Day, even though it's a bit early.

I thought they might make you happy so I caught a bunch of 'em, so well, hope you like 'em! Do you wanna I hope you're not busy on the 14th 'cause I'd kinda really like to take you out, to do something or go somewhere. I think I'll keep it a surprise!

From Love, Bambi

[theprinceoftheforest]

[Faline] I sure hope I get this right.

A-ahem, o-okay, here goes nuthin'. You can do this Bambi, you can do it. Who's the man? You're the F-Faline!

Um, h-h-h-hi! I was- I was just in the neighbourhood, an' I thought I might swing by an', um... wait, oh gosh, what was the line... D-do you have the time? 'Cause I'm lost in your eyes. .

...Wait. Wait, that doesn't... crap. That was the wrong- you know what, um, you can have these, a-an' I'll just leave.

[sabors]

little-faline replied to your post: Umm... Excuse me ma'am, My name is Faline a-and I was just a little concerned about that statement you made about murder. I just wanted to clear things up so no one is confused and gets the wrong idea from you because I'm sure you're a very nice lady! What exactly did you mean by ahh, "same things to murder"?

O-oh… I see you like metaphors! I always have a hard time trying to identify them, they’re just so confusing! Can you elaborate just one more time? I’m sorry if I’m bothering you at all…

Tired of always killing animals. Time to kill the ones like you.