Birthday Time!!

Indie Birthday Boy Blam from One Night at Flumpty's | Written by Alex | Established 20/04/15

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It's good to see that you're back, Birthday Boy Blam! 😊🍕

   “I’m not back. I’m Blam.”SITCOM LAUGHTER

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   “Boy, things sure got edgy around here. Glad that’s dealt with.”

“Ah well, back to being edgy.”

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ＩＴ  ＳＥＥＭＳ  ＹＯＵ  ＤＯ  ＮＯＴ  ＴＲＵＬＹ  ＵＮＤＥＲＳＴＡＮＤ  ＷＨＡＴ  ＭＹ  ＲＥＴＵＲＮ  ＭＥＡＮＳ．  ＴＨＥ  ＯＮＥ  ＹＯＵ  ＣＡＬＬ  ＇ＦＬＵＭＰＴＹ＇  ＩＳ  ＤＥＡＤ．  ＴＨＥ  ＢＯＹ  ＴＨＡＴ  ＣＥＬＥＢＲＡＴＥＤ  ＴＨＥ  ＤＡＹ  ＯＦ  ＨＩＳ  ＢＩＲＴＨ  ＨＡＳ  ＢＥＥＮ  ＣＯＲＲＵＰＴＥＤ，  ＡＮＤ  ＨＡＳ  ＢＥＣＯＭＥ  ＮＯＴＨＩＮＧ  ＭＯＲＥ  ＴＨＡＮ  Ａ  ＣＯＭＭＯＮ  ＥＬＥＣＴＲＯＮＩＣ  ＶＩＲＵＳ．  ＮＯＮＥ  ＨＡＶＥ  ＳＵＲＶＩＶＥＤ  ＭＹ  ＲＥＴＵＲＮ  ＡＴ  ＦＬＵＭＰＴＹ＇Ｓ，  ＡＮＤ  ＮＯＮＥ  ＷＩＬＬ  ＳＵＲＶＩＶＥ  ＭＹ  ＲＥＴＵＲＮ  ＴＯ  ＴＨＥ  ＰＨＹＳＩＣＡＬ  ＰＬＡＮＥ．

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Ｉ  ＲＥＴＵＲＮ．．．

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Do you like square pizza?

“There will come a time in your life when you learn to accept all pizza. - Greg Universe, 2015.”

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Do you like square pizza?

“There will come a time in your life when you learn to accept all pizza. - Greg Universe, 2015.”

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Just found this golden piece in the Blam tag. Figured you’d wanna see it B) (Name scribbled over for obvious reasons)

DISTURBED BLAM SOUNDS

[I’m a good person. I don’t… I don’t deserve this. And neither does my poor son.]

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Ive drawn Blam R34 already

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*throws a flashlight at you* FUCK OFF

“Good luck getting your flashlight back now that it’s in T H E  V O I D.”

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Not a nuke that looks like a pizza

“Stop this.”

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Good noodle star 🌟

“I’m a good noodle!”

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*Walks up to you* CONVERSATION?

*screams gently*

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I rather enjoyed your your blog and hope you have a wonderful day

[Oh, thank you!]

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assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they dress

assuming someone’s sexuality because of how they talk

assuming someone’s sexuality because of their haircut

assuming someone’s sexuality

pizza

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I got you this cheese pizza that is totally not explosive.

“Do you... honestly think I’m that stupid?”

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Hello.

“Goodbye.”

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And just like balloons we soar on our own, finally free from the pain of our home, and just balloons that no one will hold, free from the truth, that no one will know...

“... What?”