I Am Not Real

I like cute psychopaths and gay fanfiction. This is my lame fandom blog.

[pawspaintsnthings]

My need for Potterlock is insatiable.

[orgasmic-humor]

This is so accurate it hurts

[starsean-deactivated20180729]

also counter-productive, due to how much college costs.

[dickwe3d]

[selkiecherie]

biscuitlock

[biscuitlock]

This is tru

[youngpopes-deactivated20260303]

if matchmaking doesn’t work, then how is it that i, mike stamford

[jonesie32]

A Soldier and a Marine just testing out their camo.

[this-is-my-life-lacy]

lololololol

[captainkristine]

I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.

[saraneththebinder-deactivated20]

Then there’s the Navy

[sunshinelester]

BEAR HUNT!

[selkiecherie]

WHAT TEAM

noooooooooooooooooooo

[biscuitlock]

IT WASN"T EVEN ME

[biscuitlock]

Omgomgomg I'm fangirling so hard

[ereri-tears-deactivated20170813]

[phantom-camellias]

This is the cutest thing ever omg!! <3

[greensroom]

phil being a lil cutie 

[armisticerose]

CAN THIS MOTHERFUCKER GET ANY MORE FRACKING ADORABLE!?!?

UGH! *PUNCHES CHINA*

[pansexualdaenerystargaryen-deac]

what do you say when someone asks what you’re doing and you’re reading homosexual fanfiction based off of a book written 150 years ago

[shinysherlock]

Tell them you’re reading a transformative work based on late Victorian literature that questions traditional views of gender and sexuality.

[willemscream]

That was fucking beautiful

[dream-dyke]

treat yourself like phil lester would treat you

[faerill-deactivated20161105]

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

[rosengeist]

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

[willow]

and uh yeah

every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

[habibtipalestina-deactivated201]

Student: can I please use the bathroom?

*takes bag*

Teachers: why are you taking your bag?

[samthescorpio]

This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.