If You Had Life Eternal

Rafael | 20 | Italy | metalhead | bi | he/him Shitposting, fandom stuff... things.

[springbutsummer-deactivated2021]

[borealopelta]

I’m signing off with this masterpiece, love you all, send me more Roel Discourse headcanons and get a decent amount of sleep tonight 💖

[frogingly]

prettiest girl in the creek

[rare-drop-deactivated20250823]

Her rival.

[ochaka-archive]

[bisexualax0l0tl]

Powerwolf: blessed & possessed

Me: stressed & depressed

[krabby-kronicle]

[bisexualax0l0tl]

Me, jumping from a crush to another knowing none of them will ever like me back: parkour

[axelinabox]

For the 3rd year in a row I’m seeing people give Netflix’s A Series of Unfortunate Events a try and then get disapointed/angry that nothing good ever comes out of it that everything always seem to go wrong for the Baudelaire and I’m just… if only someone, anyone…. had warned them

[naturelidragon]

me: *is repeatidly told by the story itself that it doesnt end well, has a title sequence song that is just about how one should stop watching immediately because it’s sad, the narrator, each episode, tells me that i have an option of not watching it and proceeds to wait a few seconds for me to leave*

A Series Of Unfortunate Events: *isn’t a happy story*

me:

[fictionismyfreakinglife]

A Series of Unfornate Events: *is a A Series of Unfornate Events*

me:

[taylakrueger]

Ghost masterpost! Here are all the peices together for you to enjoy

[myobsessionsandme]

So who’s ready to join me in my trip to Germany in order to hug Jonas Kahnwald because he’s going to have a really bad year?

[counttwinkula]

modern day adaptation of norse mythology were gleipnir (the unbreakable ribbon that binds fenrir) is made out of these

[madhattergames]

Hot tip for removing these easily: turn them inside out and then pull firmly on the flap, they’ll come apart with very little effort

[counttwinkula]

make your own post we’re trying to imprison an apocalyptic invincible wolf over here

[fallout-4-reactions]

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

[memeculture69]

[maswartz]

WELCOME BACK! For those who logged off, this is what you missed.

1. @staff made a post pretty much saying “Your stuff isn’t getting deleted, just hidden from everyone but you” and “Yeah we know you hate the term “female presenting nipples” but we ain’t gonna stop saying it” 2. If a blog has a pixelated icon that means they got hit by the ban, you cannot view that blog outside the sidebar. You cannot even view their archive. Allegedly if you follow the advice in this post it’ll be fixed but only if it was an accidental flag (aka a real sfw blog) 3. The post Staff made including examples of what was ok to post. It got flagged. 4. Yes, the bots are still here. Yes they are still stealing posts and putting porn links on them. Yes there are still ads with stuff more sexual than they allow in posts. Yes innocent things are still getting flagged. 5. So yes, the site is still here and staff are still morons.

[i-am-a-fish]

ah, hello everyone. welcome back to hell

[tooqueertofx]

There is a special place in my heart for deoxygenated blood.

[adventurecomics]

[politicallyincorrectsj-deactiva]

true gender equality

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck