[littlemasokitten-deactivated202]

[thepoeticsir-deactivated2024071]

“Spank her Until she cries Or cums Or both…”

— Original writing © ThePoeticSir 2017

[beanybabie]

Girls with thick thighs and loud orgasms 😭💕

[gothicckittenn-deactivated20250]

it me

[imtxjeengbbbiwin]

[sobeitjayt]

Having sex outside sounds pretty adventurous but what if a bug crawl up ya asshole then what you gone do 

[toddyfoxx]

Threesome

[lunamoonnaa-deactivated20170506]

Stop

[kingjaffejoffer]

[kingjaffejoffer]

There’s really nothing more defeating than sliding in some pussy on that first stroke

….. and you just feel it immediately …..

“its gonna be a short night… what am i going to do?”

“… is this bitch gon start trippin???”

“maybe if I take it out and slap it on her ass a few times”

“…. damn that only bought me an extra 8 strokes, back to square one”

“start thinking about spiders. yeah imma think about spiders”

“if she keep throwing it back just fake like you got a leg cramp”

[wh0isnerd]

Boy

[britheshedonist-deactivated2024]

wow my ex used to always get a leg cramp and I just thought he needed to stretch before sex or some shit

[kingjaffejoffer]

[theblacktroymcclure]

The leg cramp is an advanced stall tactic.

Pro level moves include:

Pulling out and Eating the pussy and buying yourself extra an extra 5 minutes

Pulling out and pretending you want her to beg for it but in reality you 3 strokes over your stroke limit.

And ELITE niggas will just bust and adopt the “I got mine you better find yours” tactic but I’ve never been bold enough to try that

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

[wtfced]

the most elite maneuver is to pull out and tell her to ride you by the time she stop complaining and sits on the dick you rejuvenated and got a full 30min

[hoodniggashit]

LMAO^

[trillreconizetrill]

ayoooooo!!!!! lol

[wheredoyougofromhere]

Lmaooo where the lies at

[teechanell-deactivated20191224]

It all makes sense now 🤔

[baydreamz-deactivated20201111]

😂😂😂😂

[from-93-till]

😂😂😂 the last comment

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

Woooooow y'all fake 😭

[ebthequeen]

It….all makes sense….oh my gah.

[chief-eazy]

but the second go around, it’s like the pussy leveled up. now you don’t know if you want to pull out or become a father

[telvi1]

😂😂😂😂

[packtheammo2]

Throw this entire post away

[r-e-doubleindefinitely]

The comment with the spongebob gif is too  accurate

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

Lmfaooooo all of this made me laugh

[kimreesesdaughter]

Until you get a girl who loves to ride…😈

[kzmfotb]

^^^^^

And it’s fucked up cause you pulled out already and once she get on she’s NOT STOPPING 😩

You start thinking about Baby names, homeschooling & what type of hair care products yo children finna need because she bouncing like she definitely wants twins

You done told her you bust 39 Bounces ago and now the Pussy Mariana Trench level moist and you there like :

[kimreesesdaughter]

All facts!!

[datguy972-deactivated20210520]

🤣😂🤣😂

[kosmicnewb]

^^Guilty for that one 😂😂😂😂

[wtfced]

i have no greater fear in life than pussy so good i dont care about kids stay tf away from me bruh

[thislifeshitistrash]

Put this whole post in the MOMA

[queenciityconfidential]

What gotta learn to bust one first

[mamaduafe]

Trench level moist got me 😂😂

[theunmarkedjournal]

^^

[theropegeek]

cute date idea

watch horror movies and take turns choking each other

[7mangoes]

“cum in me” is the most romantic sentence in the English dictionary

[conxeptt]

if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am, i’m sorry

[shadesofsoylu]

[succubratt]

How To Have A Good Time:

1. Find a sadist’s buttons

2. Push the buttons

[wicked-naughty-diva]

[emo3spider]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.

[toxicmesss-deactivated20170107]

Life is too short to pretend you’re not into some kinky shit.

[imaybebruisedbutimnotbroken]

[intentional-desire]

Finger her when there is people around and force her to be quiet