bisexual trash

yes quarantine has forced me back on to my tumblr 

[officialtaylornation]

got a long list of race runners

they’ll tell you i’m usain

[iamswiftless-deactivated2020062]

Ohmygod

[ahandfulbabyuh]

I love you Tumblr!

[bisexualcottagewhore]

It's a sad day when you're doing homework to take a break from other homework.

[mcdungeon]

You are the dancing queen, blood-curdling scream, 47 bees

[circlers-deactivated20231019]

[vampireswillbutthurtyou-deactiv]

don’t you hate it when you’re trying to play basketball and your head’s in the game but your heart’s in the song

[just-shower-thoughts]

Even if the #2 pencil was the most popular kind of pencil, it will still never be #1.

[justablueumbrella]

[stevenkodalys]

[bisexualcottagewhore]

HOW ARE BOTH OF THESE PHOTOS THE SAME PERSON.

[thebabyanimals]

[thebabyanimals]

beautiful blog full of baby animals!

[opheillia-blog]

if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everything is a boomerang if you throw it straight up.

[bisexualcottagewhore]

Isn't it strange how a night so perfect can turn so terrible in the time it takes to read a text?

[lassflores]

“for the first time, I feel… wicked!”

[oliveguardian]

almost correct musical titles

·funny grill ·springfield ·{name of production} ·close to average ·enjoyable abode ·a nice guys guide to affection and killing ·a french in washington dc ·lawfully brunette ·the queen and me ·lease ·oil ·lunch at kay jewelers ·a first 6 months ·12 ·how to fail in business with extreme effort ·the ghost of the stage production ·hate always lives ·on the lows ·vaguely antique molly

[myfleshwounds]

If you don’t like piercings, don’t get any. If you don’t like tattoos, don’t get any. If you don’t agree with abortions, don’t get one. If you don’t like gay marriage, don’t marry your same gender.

If you don’t like something, don’t do it.

But DO NOT prevent someone else from doing it just because you don’t like it.

[5sosphanandshortbread-deactivat]

THIS

[izyurfimenipaflanyant]

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

[anjaroid]

get slammed in two courts at once

[sizzlebutt]

Not enough people talk about the fact that Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Like, he’s literally the father of modern technology and one of the smartest human beings to ever live and I never ever learned in school that he was gay. 

If all the LGBT people are as “DOOMED” as the bible thumpers think we are, hell, at least we’re in good company. 

[susiephone]

I was about to say I can’t believe I didn’t know this

and then I remembered the American education system

Yes, I can fucking believe I didn’t know this.

But yeah. Leonardo da Vinci was gay. Pass it on.

[gecsplaining]

Leo painted a picture of his lover as Jesus and that’s the image we use today

[bisexualcottagewhore]

Whoooaaaaaaa