goblin

stupidest most dumbest fucking bitch alive lifetime achievement award recipient

[flipchild]

[mistakenz]

[waluigiii-deactivated20161015]

[mariofartwii]

[biwlw]

when freud said bisexuality is what happens when you dont fully develop a brain he was right and im proof

[jitterslug]

[valtsv]

outfit idea: a tshirt that says “I CAN’T BE KILLED” across the chest paired with booty shorts that read “GOD WON’T LET ME DIE” across the ass

[valtsv]

not sexy enough to be a vampire…..not jacked enough to be a werewolf…..not unsettling enough to be a sleep paralysis entity…..not shitty enough to be a goblin………..gnome it fucking is then i guess

[mothguys-deactivated20230502]

The capybara was the world’s largest rodent until I was born

[thecryptkeeper]

booty shorts that say “menace to society” across the ass

[badjokesbyjeff]

[angelictrauma]

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

[cryptocase]

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

[weedrockgalaxies]

[ommanyte]

snail as old as slime

[creaturecorpse]

Not elegant enough to be a vampire…. . not jock enough to be a werewolf.. ..

[thatsprettysicknasty]

goblin it is

[gaypeopletwitter]