Bisexual Pirate Queen

Your future apocalyptic dictator. aesthetic blog at shadowedplaces.tumblr.com mostly woman, partially void

[goodsprings]

yall waiting for me 2 shut the fuck up about fallout

[bisexualpiratequeen]

OK, Sainsburys. We've gone too far with this. https://www.instagram.com/p/Br2oFjJHtCH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=z8w9jsvzsrep

[bisexualpiratequeen]

#goth and #pastelgoth girlfriends https://www.instagram.com/p/BribxY_Hnei/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1c2cdxao4oziw

[lesbianshepard]

making posts about how tumblr is going to die and about how nothing is going to happen 

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

I feel like your calculations, while detailed and physically sound, aren't accounting enough for sheer chutzpah. Especially when it comes to gnomes.

forces that are far, far more relevant than biological reality when it comes to deciding which races can fuck:

gnomish chutzpah

dwarven stubbornness

elfin patience  

tiefling adaptability 

orcish enthusiasm

dragonborn sense of adventure   

human lack of self preservation 

[bisexualpiratequeen]

This is how this blog dies. With

TITTIES

[disaster-lesbianbeau-deactivate]

new fave insult:

this is a weird hill you’ve chosen to die on, but at least you’re dead.

[lesbiskammerat]

[bisexualpiratequeen]

I have to say if I’d been cut open from navel to ribcage and had my organs rearranged I’d probably still be in a hospital bed a week later, not clambering things and jumping off stairs. Animals recover and adapt amazingly.

Here’s to Bonny. My cat.

[i-am-lich]

Nice to hear that she’s moving about! She seem to be alright beyond the bouncing around and such?

[bisexualpiratequeen]

She's great! Scar healing well, she's eating and drinking and everything. Sleeping on husbands lap right now.

[drawingisfornerds]

Daffodil - New beginnings and rebirth

Been a while since I did some fanart so here’s my all time favorite teifling whomst I love more than anything

Caleb version

Jester version

Dragon age versions

Do not steal. Do not repost. Reblogs fine.

[bisexualpiratequeen]

I have to say if I'd been cut open from navel to ribcage and had my organs rearranged I'd probably still be in a hospital bed a week later, not clambering things and jumping off stairs. Animals recover and adapt amazingly.

Here's to Bonny. My cat.

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i love cats. this is a post about loving cats. i love ‘em. with their lil soft paws and loud purs and nuzzling. great.

[enoughtohold]

Gordon Satterly, 61, from Michigan (L) kisses his husband Richard Brand, 53, from Texas, at the International Gay Rodeo Association’s Rodeo In the Rock party in Little Rock, Arkansas, April 24, 2015. Photo by Lucy Nicholson/Reuters

[alexyquest]

I wanna be a cowboy babey

[bisexualpiratequeen]

@ialpiriel

[bisexualpiratequeen]

Working in retail for as long as I did absolutely contributed to my breakdown

[neoflect]

rather than death of the author i subscribe to a critical framework i like to refer to as Schrodinger’s Author where the authors intentions are important except for when i dont like them

[bisexualpiratequeen]

I came here to send you hate mail but your gin post changed my mind

Why would you send anyone hate mail, anon? It's a shitty thing to do.

[bisexualpiratequeen]

Guess who had GIN

Ask questions!

[bisexualpiratequeen]

Too late fuckos, I'm going to the one place that truly appreciates me

BED