Truth be told, you no longer miss your sex life as a man. You realized long ago that nothing compares to those moments when you sit back in the armchair and watch your wife come as a well-endowed man’s cock fills her pussy, or those other times when your calves rest on her shoulders as she slowly and lovingly penetrates you with her strap-on, and also the occasions when you’re your wife’s lipstick lesbian, when you can cover her with kisses from her forehead to her toes, lingering as long as necessary on her breasts, her vulva, and her clitoris. Who cares if someone might say you’re effeminate and a cuckold—or that you’re your wife’s sissy maid.