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Not today Justin
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
styofa doing anything
dirt enthusiast
AnasAbdin

shark vs the universe
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Today's Document
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Janaina Medeiros

Kaledo Art
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

if i look back, i am lost
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@bismarckenterprise
optimus u nerd
Drew the current sillies doing the steven universe meme trend for my bday✨
Click for better quality
Damn
DELETE THIS POST
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
*clicks play in morbid curiosity*
*hammers reblog button*
I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do
Drops this with absolutely no context
Dedicated to @megaloceros for the support 🥹 (though I'm sorry THIS animation of all things was the only one I could dedicate to you 💔)
So It's Phaidei After All
Way back at the launch of HSR 3.0 (I can't believe it's been almost a year?!), I started posting about Phaidei, combing for tiny crumbs with the assumption that a little *wink wink nudge nudge* fanservice might be the best we could expect from Amphoreus's dedicated "regional yaoi." After the feast that was 3.1, I spent a lot of time wondering whether we were seeing queer bait of the highest caliber, whether Hoyo actually had any intention of making Phainon and Mydei's relationship relevant to their story and character arcs or if they were just being pushed massively for that quick yaoi fan cash grab.
But by the time Phainon's 3.4 trailer rolled around, I wrote:
And look at where we are now.
[Nezha 2 spoilers]
Exclusive interview! What do Nezha and Ao Bing think of each other?
'm on my "Ao Bing should show more draconic features sometimes" agenda
In honor of my "gege am i ugly" post getting over 10k notes, here's a "san lang am i ugly" version of it. Featuring: how I'm picturing Hua Cheng 90% of the time.
for a prompt: Nezha and Ao Bing basically getting into a hugging contest, with Ao Bing using his power to control water to hug Nezha
gotham rainy nights
i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power
hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later
Altaïr: Wait, When did I get a cult?
Malik: Better question- where’d you get the kittens?!
Desmond: More important question- Why are we in Renaissance Italy!!
Ezio: ???
When Desmond accepted his death, he expected to die.
Did he believe in the afterlife?
Not really.
The Farm had never been religious and all those lessons about how the Templars used religion only served to make Desmond ignore it altogether.
Not because he was appalled by the Templars’ ways or because he didn’t believe in a higher being or something deep like that.
No.
He avoided religion because it was boring.
To be more exact, after hearing the same lessons about the connection of the Templars to religion, it became boring.
Just another reminder of his life on the Farm.
So no.
Desmond never thought about the afterlife.
He always assumed he would die and that would be it.
Kaput.
End of story.
Whatever disappointing story he had, anyway.
It might have been disappointing for someone like William Miles but it was a nice one for Desmond. His life in New York felt like a dream. It wasn’t always a happy dream but it was…
Nice.
It felt real.
He felt real.
So when he woke up in one of the Assassin Tombs in Italy, Desmond knew he was alive.
He felt real.
He had to alive.
Then he heard two more people slowly get up and Desmond wondered if this was the afterlife.
Why else would Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad and Malik Al-Sayf be waking up in the same place as him.
When he learned that they were in Renaissance Italy, his first thoughts had been about Ezio. He wanted to find him. He wanted to see him. To make sure he was okay.
He had woken up too late though. The same day as the execution of his father and brothers… in Venice of all places.
He could, theoretically, go to Monteriggioni and meet with Ezio there but… Altaïr and Malik weren’t fit to travel. Something was ‘strange’ about their body, like they weren’t use to it. And it wasn’t just because they had their left ring finger. Malik admitted he could feel the pain of losing his arm over and over again. Altaïr’s body would give up after a few minutes and he seemed to be moving through sheer willpower (or stubbornness… both, it was always both with him) so their priority was to find a secure hideout that wasn’t a tomb.
It took an entire day for Desmond to get enough funds to buy them a small house in Venice and a change of clothes (pretending to be a foreigner who wishes to learn from the great artists worked enough to make the tailor less suspicious… a bit). Desmond didn’t bother to hire any servants and focused on helping Altaïr and Malik get used to their new bodies.
They both remembered up to their deaths and that left countless scars inside them. Altaïr theorized that they need to get use to their new bodies because they had been used to their weakening old bodies. Their new bodies seemed to have been created with the idea of them in their prime.
Before the failure in the temple underneath Jerusalem…
By the time Ezio entered Venice, he had already heard about them. The strange three men who kept to themselves, assisting the thieves of Venice for a price.
Most of the time the price they ask for was information.
Sometimes, they would ask for an IOU, their way of saying the thieves owe them a favor. They mostly used those favors to get the thieves to distract certain guards or to be bait.
Ezio heard from Mario that he should make their acquaintances and greet them before doing any missions in Venice.
It was their turf after all.
He did not expect their home to be a warm one.
… with lots of cats.
Too many cats.
“Altaïr! Who is this?!”
Ezio stepped inside the open doorway that led to the inner courtyard where he heard the shouting. A man wearing simple white robes held a black cat by the armpits in his arms, glaring at another man who was sitting underneath the great tree in the middle of the courtyard. Four cats were sleeping around him and he was petting another cat that was curled on his lap absentmindedly.
“That one followed me yesterday. Ask Desmond what to name that one.” The man named Altaïr-
Wait.
Altaïr?
“Stop bringing more cats! We spend more for their food than we do for ours!”
“Hello?”
Ezio turned around to the sound of the voice behind him. He didn’t even notice him approaching Ezio from behind.
The man standing in front of him holding a small stack of books smiled at him as he said, “It’s nice to finally see you, Ezio.”
“My name Desmond Ibn-La'Ahad. Welcome to our bureau.”
From @thedragonqueen1998
So many cats! XD Altaïr probably hates it 'cause he can't escape them and they sometimes mess with his missions. Desmond is having a blast and Malik knows Altaïr is his punishment in life. Ezio is bewildered that the great Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad can be brought to rage by... cats.
The cats don’t mess with his missions. The Thieves guild does know that the best way to find him is to look for cats, much to his annoyance. The guards are actually scared of cats now because they believe the cats ‘summon’ him. Altaïr is annoyed but he lets the cats do whatever they like. It’s Malik who is getting a headache from all the expenses they have to feed Altaïr’s growing army of cats. The cats favorite is actually Desmond XD
From @knine-nights-loves-ac
All the cats are reincarnations of either modern day characters or other ancestors. Cat!Edward is the biggest troublemaker of the batch.
They are. The main reason why they follow Altaïr is because Altaïr wears Levantine Assassin robes (that’s a bit modified to not look out of place, he looks like a monk most of the time) and they all see him as an Assassin who might be able to help them.
From @mysticalbasementwitch
Yess let cat Edward do crime
Edward is a troublemaker but he’s not the worst offender. That seat goes to Haytham who will look straight at Desmond with a resting bitch face expression on his feline face as he slowly pushes something off the table. Once Desmond makes a dive for it, he’ll smack hard just to see Desmond fail. At least Edward doesn’t play with his heart and give him hope that this time he can save it.
From @mysticalbasementwitch
And imagine haytham as the most wet grumpy pathetic kitten
This is Desmond’s favorite revenge to Haytham. All the cats are given mandatory bath time at least once a week and Haytham is the most pathetic looking grumpy cat when he’s wet. It embarrasses him to no end and he always rolls around Desmond’s bed in retaliation (and to get away from Edward’s grooming).
From @d3r34l1z4cja
Okay yes but imagine Ratonhnhaké:ton as a big fluffy ginger cat. Edward would be a scrappy looking orange cat. Haytham gives me sassy Calico cat vibes
Behold! The Kenway cats
Ratonhnhaké:ton (he is beauty, he is elegance, he will claw guards' eyes before they can blink)
Edward ("Who broke that ugly vase some rich noble gave you because he wants to bang you? Not me, Zio Desmond. Not me. Tell father it was not I." ... it was absolutely him)
Haytham (this cat is judging your choices 24/7 also bonus wet Haytham)
From @ardanirnthedas
Shawn is the loudest kitten, he will get into your face about everything and be adorably unamused the entire time (he would love Leonardo though)
Shaun tattles on everyone to Malik. Desmond trying to leave through the window late at night without telling anyone? Shaun is screaming bloody murder. Altaïr brings in another cat (followed him without his consent)? Shaun is already screaming before he even reaches the front door. One of the cats ‘dropped’ a vase or some other breakable object? Malik is hearing the Doppler Effect of Shaun’s meow as he chases the culprit (probably Edward. Most definitely Edward). Shaun is the main reason Desmond doesn’t think the cats are reincarnated from people he knows. Shaun Hastings would never tattle them to the authority (Malik). Jokes on him, Shaun will tattle every single one of them to Malik because he revels in watching them get scolded.
The law of owning a cat :oo it´s not his fault!
give stelle a small bird to take care of
she got the bird somehow but what now
the people has spoken
Threatening Kaoru (a guide):
little to no threat:
Kenshin: politely chiding, might help u get ur shit together
medium threat:
Kenshin: slightly annoyed, will still ruin ur whole life
actual threat:
Battousai the Manslayer: u wanna fuckin go bitch??
something about ichigo's helpless/betrayed/tired look..
Bleach : Thousand-Year Blood War
IT’S THEM DURING THAT DON KANONJI CHAOS ASHDJDHDKL
—and then Ichigo’s revenge during ss arc
Their dynamic is so versatile, your honor 😤