⭐🎀 Tomie is my role model 🎀⭐

and Gudetama my spirit animal ⚠ NSFW ⚠ ▪ig @bisousmagiques▪ bisous magiques is french for those lil magic kisses someone has to make on ur wounds so they can heal

[yre1]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BirvVXNnVcU/

[theoppositeofadults]

moi regardant les conséquences des révélations sur la LigueDuLol sur les mecs qui ont harcelé des femmes pendant des années

[theoppositeofadults]

accountability is sexy!

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woman: *talks about equality in any way*

men every time: so i can hit you, right? i can beat the absolute shit out of you? it’s equality :)

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brooklyn nine nine + tumblr valentines

[theshitneyspears]

SHOW ME SUPPPOOORRRRT this valentines xxx

[your-eldritch-boyfriend]

I whipped up some Dead by Daylight valentines since the 14th is tomorrow, enjoy!

[bisousmagiques]

THATS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT

[witchysagegardens]

A valentine’s day tarot spread I decided to make because a lot of the love related spreads were too specific for what I wanted to do, so this one is a bit broader!

1: What you can do to invite new or strengthen pre-existing romantic love. 2: What you can do to invite new or strengthen pre-existing platonic love. 3: What you can do to invite or strengthen self love.

[catsuggest]

Nessie suggest: snuggle the toilétte

[sistertaxon]

you know when the hero dies and they try to resurrect him but he comes back slightly wrong and unhinged and without morals? vine vs tiktok

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[bisousmagiques]

wow that new color sucks and i love blue js

[bisousmagiques]

yea hi hello don’t mind me jus looking for dumb valentine’s cards ok bye

[bisousmagiques]

wow that new color sucks and i love blue js

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A list of my favorite French memes :

Denis Brognart’s “AH !”

Baptiste’s “Mais si, j’suis très net…” 

“AH BAH C’EST BIEN, NILS” 

“Vous savez, moi je ne crois pas qu’il y ait de bonnes ou de mauvaises situations” from the movie Astérix & Obélix : Mission Cléopâtre 

(the entire movie is a meme, honestly)

“Lâche-moi Michel, LÂCHEUH-MWOI !” 

the entire 2017 presidential election

we got so many great quotes like… “Parce que c’est notre prOJEEEEEEEEET !!!!!!”, “iLs SoNt DaNs LeS cAmPaGnEs, DaNs LeS ViiiiiiLLES” and “c’est de la poudre de PERLIMPIMPIN.” 

also Jean Lassalle, Jacques Cheminade and Jean-Luc Mélanchon are absolute memes, I refuse to believe they are actual real people

“PHILIPPE ! JE SAIS OU TU T’CACHES !” 

“Y’a les HENDEKS qui arrivent” 

“Qu’est-ce qui est jaune et qui attend?” 

the intro of “The Legend of Link: The Faces of Evil” is just as infamous in French as it is in English 

“Qu’est-ce qu’on s’ennuie ici !”, “Il est écrit : seul Link peut vaincre GaNON.”, “SQUALALA !!! Nous sommes partis !” will never not make me laugh azhdjfgjhkjgf

“J’suis pas venue ici pour souffrir, oKAY?” 

“C’est la Mer Noire.” 

the first name “Jean-Michel”

the entire series “Kaamelott”

“Parle à ma main” by Fatal Bazooka ft. Yelle, aka one of the best French songs ever

and last but not least, one of my favorite videos EVER :

Les quenouilles. 

Feel free to add your favorites to this list.

[bisousmagiques]

whats up losers