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Rewatching Steven, good shapes and family togetherness.

#oh they are a FAMILY #squish the baby’s face. a baby.

#homeworld gem spotted in the crystal gem bar #bispearl #bisnet #pearlnet #bispearlnet #tagged them all but. Pearl is the one who is gonna beat the shit out of the person

it just entertains me as a concept that bismuth and garnet are both tall enough that they could kiss each other directly over pearl’s head. you know she would sulk

#the three of them snuggled comfy together on the couch #pearl in the middle #and they both lean in and kiss. and pearl is underneath Not Being Kissed.#she’s like. this is bullying. and bis laughs and is like are you jealous renegade?#and she’s immediately like YES OF COURSE I AM :(((#garnet just pulls her onto her lap and they both kiss pearl all over her silly little face #it’s all just silly fun though #they are cute and gay #bispearlnet

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moms doing mom stuff: not knowing how to change brightness on your phone

#pearl voice: amethyst someone deleted the internets #amethyst: …you mean you can’t find the safari app?

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eh

#they are so cute #did we ever get garnet carrying pearl like this in the actual show I don’t remember #but it should have happened if not #I refuse to believe pearl wouldn’t firmly place herself in garnet’s arms when she needs physical contact #she is not shy about clinging to garnet or about throwing herself into the arms of people she cares deeply about #and garnet has for sure picked up pearl multiple times just not in a bridal carry as far as I can remember

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saw another tumblr post 2 hours ago

#*snrk*#there’s a reason she wears sunglasses all the time (stare at the gf)

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i want. 2 write bispearl and pearlnet and bispearlnet so bad but I have no ideas I just have Their General Vibe. i do think they should kiss though

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@ratective aaa thank you for the ideas!! i am Very Fond of the pirate au (your pirate gems art was so amazing it sparked many ideas) so I think I may begin working on something along those lines

#my apologies for the reblog instead of the reply but tumblr still hates sideblogs #i think I am nailing my colours firmly to the mast of the bispearlnet pirate au #I just think it would be very neat #ruby and sapphire watching their daughter spend time with her first mate and the renegade pirate: I Know what you are (gay)#they’re so proud #the barbie movie one could work as a great oneshot though while I’m building the pirate auniverse #but I don’t want to get too ambitious I am a known procrastinator #so I may just focus on pirates for now

just had a dream that I was watching the barbie movie but partway through it turned into a pearlnet fanfic with an extended sequence where they did a very romantic dance

#they were humans but could also still fuse #I can vaguely remember what the human versions looked like because they didn’t fully look like pearlnet I just knew they were them #the way you do in dreams #but both actresses were very pretty #anyway I’m taking this to mean I really need to write something soon #I need to get into my su fanfic brain mode to sync up with the characterisation

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everyone thinks their own personal favorite character is The Most Character Ever but they all pale in comparison to pearl stevenuniverse. she’s a neurotic, uptight, perfectionist, infodump-ballerina turned soccer-MILF-lesbian-bitch-magnet who’s seduced half the female cast of the show. she’s a former slave. she’s the veteran of a thousand year war. she’s such a talented engineer she once built an entire working spaceship in one night. she’s deeply in love with the main character’s dead mother to the point where it’s the focus of her entire personal arc. she’s a terrifyingly talented swordfighter. she’s almost unanimously agreed among fans to be autistic. she has a collection of phone numbers stored in the pocket dimension inside her brain that she’s never called because she doesn’t know what phone numbers are. shes an overprotective adoptive mother. she’s an extremely advanced AI. she’s a personified rock in a children’s cartoon who spends almost her entire screen-time singing musical-theatre-style-ballads or committing genuinely grievous interpersonal ills spawning threads of discourse more rancid then the depths of hell. hey where are you going i’m not done yet i haven’t even mentioned the how she caused the toilet paper crisis of 2020 or how she spent the first 4 and a half seasons biochemically incapable of getting therapy

#I think about this post literally every single day of my life #pearl is The Babygirl EVER I found her in a soggy cardboard box on the sidewalk #nobody has ever been more character than her

i want. 2 write bispearl and pearlnet and bispearlnet so bad but I have no ideas I just have Their General Vibe. i do think they should kiss though

#if anyone has any bispearl or pearlnet or bispearlnet prompts then give me a shout I would love any ideas #or heck even like a masterpost of generic prompts that I could use as inspo #shippy platonic I don’t mind I just want inspo I wanna write them so bad

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GAY PEOPLE

#god these bitches gay! good for them #they r so in love #when do u think they caught feelings for each other because I legit think it happened for both during the gem war #pearl just didn’t entirely realise until later #I think bis realised her feelings but never thought they’d be reciprocated because pearl was so dedicated to rose #and rose would definitely have been down for pearl to have something with bismuth she would’ve encouraged it #but the two of them were too oblivious/shy #idiots they could’ve been kissing that whole time #look at how pearl acts when bismuth is back there is no heterosexual platonic explanation #and I don’t think she even REALISED how smitten she was yet #and bismuth was flirting so hard she loves her lil renegade so much #in summary gay people real #listen I just think bispearlnet should kiss each other thanks for listening

i think. pearl should have elf ears

#cutie pie with her cute elf ears #and I think it would make bismuth and garnet lose their minds because of how cute she is #thx for coming to my tedtalk

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lmao they look like theyre about to rap battle

#am I going thru the pearlnet tag. perhaps #but it’s PIRATES how am I expected to not immediately reblog pirate gems #captain garnet meets the renegade pirate out at sea #rupphire are a gunner and helmsgem respectively and they r. super gay #the way I would write this fic if I was any good at characterisation

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me as if it were 2015 again: omg pearl and garnet interacted

good old times

#pearlnet still real

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#where is this from this is the cutest thing I’ve ever SEEN #they’re such a FAMILY i love them so much #family snuggles best snuggles

pearl is autistic sardonyx is autistic rainbow is autistic opal is autistic (AuDHD) and we only saw rainbow quartz for one dance scene but she’s autistic too

#ruby and sapphire are also both autistic thus why sardonyx is so very autistic and I adore her #same with rainbow because Steven is also autistic #source: I saw it with my autistic eyes

bispearl is butch4butch AND butch4femme and it entirely depends on the day as to which one they are

#I’m joking before anyone tries to take this too serious #bispearl is construction worker butch and bifauxnen girltwink butch #as well as construction worker butch and cute fairy femme #both are true and perfect and it depends how pearl is feeling that specific day #all /lh #(for real pearl deserves to explore both her masc and femme sides freely and with full encouragement and you know bis loves her regardless)#(so does garnet. amethyst and steven will literally help her explore it by taking her clothes shopping and showing her styles from instagram #they are so encouraging of her as she figures out how she wants to look as her own person)

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