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I have written all of this out just from the pure boredom that I go through on a constant, daily basis, and because I have am also very touched starved for affection and bored and want to write and I have a constant fuel for writing and for roleplaying, but I have so many google docβs for my original characters that I have to finish and i wanna get into a friend group without getting to weird and to attached to other people. Anyways I have no brain cells to write a proper sentence nor do I have the proper brain cells to come up with some jaw dropping title that will make people go like βoh wow thatβs a super cool titleβ¦ wish I came up with that titleβ BUT NOOOOOOO I came up with drummer boy, and itβs going to stay like that for a while until I come up with something better. Iβm going to make a bot for these headcanons by the way THEYRE TO GOOD RO NOT MAKE BOTS FOR. Anyways I have to go back to school tomorrow because I accidentally stepped on my glasses and the leg came off and then another day the other leg of my glasses randomly fell off so I almost missed an entire week and now I am being informed Iβm going back to school tomorrow so I have to switch bags because Iβm not going back to school having a juicy couture bag and a plush backpack while having the face of an abomination because Iβll just look like some weird weeb with an anime fetish and I also have to make a bunch of focuses for my apps so nobody knows my deepest darkest secret: I run a tumblr blog and post headcanons and all that stuff. I have so much on my plate right now but itβs okay. Iβm sorry if any of the bots are weird with their replies, IM SORRYπ
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π₯β βΈΊβ Rodrick, whoβs like a touch starved puppy, always following his lover around as if he were afraid of losing them if he were to be separated from them.
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π₯β βΈΊβ literal definition of βwritten by a womanβ thatβs been mashed up with a touch starved puppy who just wants some belly rubs along with an emo guy. Heβll follow his partner around, offering to carry their stuff and also compliment his partner because LISTENNN. heβs a very yappery type of man when it comes to complimenting his partner, and I think heβd have quite the emotional attachment to his partner
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π₯β βΈΊβif his partner likes music playing at their birthday parties ( IF HIS PARTNER CELEBRATES THEIR BIRTHDAY ) then Rodrick will make subtle hints at him wanting to have his band perform at his partners birthday party, from nudging their shoulder and stuff, and if his partner doesnβt get the hint then he will practically go on his knees and beg his partner to let him play for their birthday party ( please do, heβll make it worth it. )
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π₯β βΈΊβmost likely would have the mentality of a freshman attempting to appear cool to the upper grades, heβd try to steal things from stores that his significant other shops at and if heβs confronted about it by his partner heβll be all like βwhattttt?? pschhh.. no, I didnβt stea- yeah I stole.β He canβt help but tell the truth to his partner, he hates lying to them. I MADE A BOT FOR THIS HEADCANON
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π₯β βΈΊβbest. person. to gossip with!! ( if his partners into that ), heβll probably forget about it almost immediately so donβt worry about him telling others about it, and itβs not like he has people to tell it to ( except for his band mates, who would be brushing him off and be like βheβs in love loveπβ )
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π₯β βΈΊβwhen heβs hanging out with his band, heβll sometimes be like βI miss them,β βitβs been what, a few minutes without them?β
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π₯β βΈΊβI like to think that he would read some very cheesy poetry to his lover from his lovers window, not poetry that heβs came up with be because heβs obviously to dumb for that, but heβll read some poetry from a poetry book while some flower petals of his partners favorite flowers are scattered all over him and heβd definitely have one of his bandmates Chris or Ben hiding somewhere and spraying water on him to make it seem like itβs raining for it to be very dramatic as heβs busy trying to pronounce words that are out of his vocabulary while the pages are getting wet from the water spraying onto it, because of him looking at the book most of the time while heβs trying to read to his partner sappy love poetry, he looks like a pastor ( he didnβt memorize the poetry which was his plan, but OOPS!!!!!! he didnβt remember. ) I MADE A BOT FOR THIS HEADCANON
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π₯β βΈΊβhe burns cdβs for his partner, 100%, definitely, heβs an emo or either punk guy, NO DOUBT ( I love that band theyβre super good but thatβs not the point ), his first ever burned cd given to his partner had some cheesy line written on it ( βdrowning in your eyesβ, thanks to his mom happily helping him make it up ) along with his and his crushes initials and along with the day they would both get together, so for like example: βdrowning in your eyes: R+V & 2/14/13β ( my OCβs initial + the day Rodrick and her got together ), and the songs that Rodrick would burn onto the cd would be βIβm not okay ( I promise )β, βVampires will never hurt youβ + βThis is the best day everβ all by My Chemical Romance, βlast night on earthβ by Green Day, βthe middleβ by Jimmy Eat World, along with some favorite songs of his partner that heβs taken the time to learn. HERES THE LINK TO THE PLAYLIST !! & I MADE A BOT FOR THIS HEADCANON
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π₯β βΈΊβliterally like a schoolgirl in love, in private heβs a giggling mess about his partner and kicking his feet up, but quickly switches sides if someone walks in on him and denies over and over, even if they find out. βDeny deny deny, even if they find outβ¦ deny.β
This is so amazing i love this trope, ugh ribbun the ship you could have been. I cheered for them since the first day this Show came out, they had so much potential
I find it incredibly hilarious that there's so much ship discourse in the gravity falls fandom regarding more controversial ships with people arguing shit like "alex hirsch would hate you" meanwhile-
He does not give 2 shits about any shipping discourse, like these are literally his responses to getting asked questions like this, please stop dragging him into this
If you doxx "bad" Tumblr users, even if it's just to see if you can, I literally feel safer telling those "bad" Tumblr users where I live, than I do with telling any of you.
You have made yourself significantly more dangerous than any user on here that's being a prick or talking shit.
f/os who lie to you because they're scared or don't know how else to interact with others
f/os who break promises because they think and hope they'll be able to keep it this time, or who have never much valued promises and don't see the big deal in leaving them unfulfilled
f/os who aren't necessarily dependable or don't always communicate in healthy and direct ways
f/os who are imperfect and who may disappoint but who still love you and are hoping you will forgive them
Iβve gathered some of my favorite Rodrick Heffley stories. Please read the warnings for each fanfic carefully, and if any of them move you, donβt forget to support the author by leaving a comment or sharing their work. β‘
Legend βα°: A β angst | F β fluff/romance | S β smut I ~S β implied smut
β. π Λ ΚΙͺΚα΄Κα΄ α΄Κ Ι’ΙͺΚΚ β α΄α΄Κα΄Κ π¦ α΄ I @lalalychee-x I A
β. π Λ Κα΄Κκ°ΚΙͺα΄Ι΄α΄ Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄α΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄α΄Ι΄κ± I @cyberskulzzz I F + ~S
β. π Λ Κα΄Κ Ι΄α΄xα΄ α΄ α΄α΄Κ I @dark-vader28 I F
β. π Λ α΄α΄ΚΚα΄Ι’α΄ Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺα΄α΄ I @snowluvvie I ~S + S
β. π Λ Κα΄α΄α΄ Κ Κα΄α΄ α΄ β Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄κ°κ°Κα΄Κ I @nylaboon I F
β. π Λ ΚΙͺκ± κ°ΙͺΚκ±α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Κ (Κα΄α΄Κ)Ι’ΙͺΙ’!~β βͺ I @rodrickglazer I F
β. π Λ βΙͺ β‘ Κα΄α΄ Κα΄Κκ±β I @fear-is-truth I~S
β. π Λ Ιͺα΄ κ°α΄α΄Κκ± Ι’α΄α΄α΄ α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄α΄‘ Κα΄α΄βΚα΄ α΄ΙͺΙ΄α΄ I @lustagel I F + S + ~S
β. π Λ Κα΄κ±α΄Κ Κα΄Κκ°ΚΙͺα΄Ι΄α΄ ! I @fear-is-truth I F + S
β. π Λ Κα΄κ±α΄Κ! Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄κ°κ°Κα΄Κ I @lustagel I F
β. π Λ Ι΄α΄α΄‘ Ι’ΙͺΚΚ I @dark-vader28 I F
β. π Λ α΄α΄κ±α΄α΄α΄ α΄ α΄Ιͺα΄ α΄κ° Κα΄α΄ I @snowluvvie I F
β. π Λ Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κκ° Κα΄α΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄α΄Ι΄κ± I @taycherouzz I F
β. π Λ Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄κ°κ°Κα΄Κ Κα΄α΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄α΄Ι΄κ± I @fragoleeknoww I F
β. π Λ Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺα΄α΄ Κα΄κ°κ°Κα΄Κ Κα΄α΄α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄α΄Ι΄κ± [π€] I @fragoleeknoww I F
β. π Λ Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺα΄α΄ α΄‘Κα΄ Ιͺκ± κ±α΄α΄Κ α΄ Κα΄κ±α΄Κ I @lustagel I ~S
β. π Λ Κα΄α΄ ΚΙͺα΄α΄βκ± α΄α΄α΄Κ Ι’ΙͺΚΚκ°ΚΙͺα΄Ι΄α΄ [β¦] I @lustagel I F
β. π Λ κ±α΄Κα΄α΄‘Κα΄ΚΚΚ κ±Κα΄Κα΄α΄α΄α΄α΄ I @snowluvvie I F
β. π Λ α΄α΄α΄Ι΄α΄Ι’α΄ α΄ ΙͺΚα΄Κα΄Ι’ I @bunnyfacedbaby I F
β. π Λ α΄Κα΄Κα΄ κ±Κα΄ Ι’α΄α΄κ± I @liquideyes I A + F
β. π Λ α΄ΚΙͺΙ΄α΄ΙͺΙ΄Ι’ α΄Κα΄α΄α΄ [β¦] I @rodrickglazer I F + S
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