Bistro Huddy confessions

Give your confessions, headcanons, ships, etc. Main Blog is neonliminality

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i wish drew was real😔

Same

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God, the thought of Deb, and Terry smoking

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i love cybil and madge! they subvert the expectation that the old regulars at the bistro harassing the staff has to be men. elderly women can be horny too! love that for them

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I honestly believe Nicole would be lowkey kind of aphobic. And if you called her out on it she’d get defensive which would only drive it home even more.

You saw how she was when those two regulars requested to be sat at another table and started acting pushy and defensive when she found out why, right? And how she got all pissy when everyone was giving her the bare minimum of attention?

Yeah, I don’t think she can handle the idea of someone not finding her at least a little bit attractive.

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Love how Aaron is the 3rd in Harold's marriage

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I made this shitpost of sending Brad to Mount Everest and it quickly turned into angst in my mind because I love hurting myself emotionally.

Brad stuck in the death zone dying from pulmonary edema. Everyone always talks about how climbing Everest is just something rich people do when they have too much money. So he decided to spend years training so he could go up solo with no supplementary oxygen.

To his credit he was almost at the peak until his tent got ripped up by a storm. It hurts to breath and there's definitely some blood when he coughs. He's knows he should go back but he's deathly sick, and his tent is already fucked up, why not do a final push to at least see the summit.

He's just so tired and it's getting harder for him to do anything. He finds a small overhang to sit under and nap. He knows he's already too sick to make it down safely and it just feels so warm comparatively.

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I unironically love joey. he’s just so boring I adore him

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I think Brad should climb mount everest by himself with no help

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The brainrot has escalated. All I could think about with today's short was Brad/Clint and how they'd get together and discus different kinds of alcohol

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Is it just me or do I feel like BH is lowkey falling off?

Like the story beats just don't hit quite the same?

I think the peak for me was the escape room saga.

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Certain people need to realize that canon is Drew and Andrea’s decision and they do not have to acknowledge your headcanon or change their story to fit someone else’s headcanon.

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building off that nicole flanderization ask, yeah i agree!

…but, i think if it’s done right, her being much more aggressive and “sensitive” could play out a really interesting story beat. maybe it causes an argument between ruby and bridgette, and they stop being friends? or maybe with ruby? or maybe even nico?

there’s so many possibilities that could play out! i’m just waiting and seeing how the story plays out right now. :)

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ive been just. guessing what the relation between cybill and madge is bc i do not know. are they just friend or what IDK!!! ive been a fan of this series so long i feel like a fake fan for not knowing

Cybill and Madge lore dump!!!

Cybill has been married 3 times

Madge has been married 4 and she has 6 kids. She meet her 3rd husband at her second husband funeral, he was Cybill's date

They meet at their kids rugby game. Madge was screaming and trying to fight other parents and Cybill was like "That's my new bestie:)"

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i NEED aaron to have some type of regulars… i NEED aaron to have more screentime…. i NEED more aaron and harold interacts ASAP!!!

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I feel like Nicole is having like- regressing in terms of behavior? She snapped at customers who just didn’t want to be served by her in the most polite non confrontational way they could’ve. And in a few episodes I’ve seen in general it’s like-

Dunno.

She treated it like a personal attack and it’s so odd to me. She also lowkey belittled Bridgette a bit?

Feels like she’s getting Flanderized? Like her character is being boiled down to a petty mean girl. Which like yeah sure it’s her archetype. But it feels like backwards character development. May need either a new character to replace her/ wrap up her arc to prevent further degradation of her character. Or just more of her and Bridgette to balance it all out?

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Harold age drop on the May family meal just now - he's 58, apparently. Love that this means he would've been 7 years old when the Vietnam War ended. 😂

Drew once again forgets his own lore😔