every bts interview has to have: randomly doing things in the bg jungkook, dancing hobi, slytherin jimin, fond smile yoongi, chaos encouragers taejin and all of them lovingly throwing namjoon under the bus <3

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every bts interview has to have: randomly doing things in the bg jungkook, dancing hobi, slytherin jimin, fond smile yoongi, chaos encouragers taejin and all of them lovingly throwing namjoon under the bus <3
A commission for @cbyauthor based on their modernAU NieYao fic:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31759183/chapters/78613495
they’re so cute here I’m 🥺❤️❤️❤️✨💦
CaoXiang reincarnated in Cadillac China’s latest ad
teamwork makes the dream work.
“No, I mean, we usually did the acceptance speech when there’s no one around, and all of a sudden, there are bunch of people and it’s noisy and I was so out of it. My brain circuit completely stopped working” — 211122 vlive, jungkook (trans. cr. eternalsummerjk) YOU DID SO WELL! WE'ARE SO PROUD OF YOU JUNGKOOK!
lan wangji, youngest child™: wei ying why didn’t you buy every toy a-yuan said he wanted? that’s what you do with children you give them what they want. that’s how it works. i know because i was a child once
#wei wuxian known middle child: can you believe this guy
This is honestly my whole outlook on life
MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS BACK
The range of emotions..
“ha”
“ha”
“*ungodly shrieking*”
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went to bed around the same time but it’s like they’re in two different time zones:
yo hobi wtf
don’t need to talk the talk, just walk the walk tonight ♡
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What your favourite mdzs/cql ship says about you
So, by absolutely nobody’s request I made a shitpost based on Eldena Doubleca5t’s awesome youtube videos. I included the link to the channel in the source because this post won’t show up if i put it here. Go give them a watch and then read this post in their voice because I swear to you it’ll be a 100% funnier
Also, these are absolutely NOT to be taken seriously. I was just procrastinating by taking the piss out of these characters. I’m not here to start any ship wars. I don’t even have a legit opinion on over half these ships ^^ (though I DID jokingly include why I ship some of these. You can guess which)
Lan Wangji / Wei Wuxian (cql)
You’re always a slut for period dramas.
Lan Wangji / Wei Wuxian (novel)
You’re always a slut for the exact OPPOSITE of period dramas, which is sexual tension culminating in kinky consensual dub-con sex and copious amounts of pda.
Nie Mingjue / Lan Xichen
Your ideal high-school romance is jock/nerd.
Lan Xichen / Jin Guangyao
You’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of devotion, deception and despair.
Wei Wuxian / Mo Xuanyu
You were looking at that tumblr memes about fucking your clone and thought “Mhh …”
Wei Wuxian / Wen Ning
You don’t understand people who say they wouldn’t date their best friend. Like, aren’t you best friends for a reason?
Wen Ning / Wei Wuxian / Lan Wangji
You either just wanted good things for Wei Wuxian (and really who wouldn’t?) OR you’re just … really horny.
Luo Qingyang / Jiang Yanli
You read mdzs and watched cql and each time a woman was in a scene you just thought “Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go ape shit?”
Wen Ning / Jiang Cheng
You are YuBin. (there’s a post on his Weibo. it’s brilliant)
Wei Wuxian / Xue Yang
You have a secret necrophilia kink that you won’t admit to under threat of torture.
Wei Wuxian / Wen Qing
You want a girlfriend who not only can kick your ass, but will do so upon request.
Wen Qing / Jiang Cheng
You are a firm believer in 👏 men 👏 getting 👏 pegged.
Baoshan-Sanren / Lan Yi
You are a lesbian who loves MILFs
Jin Zixuan / Jiang Yanli
You’re ideal relationship dynamic is sitcom-wife/sitcom-dad
Lan Wangji / Jin Zixuan
Your ideal date involves awkward silence and stilted conversation.
Wei Wuxian / Jiang Cheng
You’re really into sibling incest, but manage to pretend that you’re not.
Ouyang Zizhen / Jin Ling
You’re always a slut for grumpy “tough” boys who go soft for one ☝️ man.
Wen Qing / Jiang Yanli
Your ideal relationship dynamic is just girls bein’ friends, gals bein’ pals.
Jiang Fengmian / Yu Ziyuan
This is just the same joke as Wen Qing / Jiang Cheng but you also have a strong fondness for MILFs
Lan Sizhui / Jin Ling
You got your start in online fandom shipping drarry.
Lan Sizhui / Ouyang Zizhen
You love soft boys (too good for this world, too pure) so much that one day you were like, “Hey! You know what’s better than one soft boy? Two soft boys!”
Lan Jingyi / Jin Ling
You’re a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being bullied.
Lan Sizhui / Lan Jingyi
That’s just the same joke as Wei Wuxian / Jiang Cheng, but you just can’t with all their trauma.
Song Lan / Xiao Xingchen
You don’t understand why anyone would care about a couple with a canonical happy ending when there’s a worst-timeline-au parallel ship right there.
Song Lan / Xiao Xingchen / Xue Yang
Based on my experience with this side of the fandom you‘re either into hardcore psychological horror or fluff so sweet it’s cotton-candy and there is no in-between.
Xue Yang / Xiao Xingchen
That’s just the same joke as Song Lan / Xiao Xingchen / Xue Yang, but you never forgave Song Lan.
Jiang Fengmian / Wei Chanze
You’re a firm believer in keeping things ☝️ canon and keeping things ✌️ wholesome.
Yu Ziyuan / Cangse-Sanren
You love the dynamic of teenage Wangxian, but you’re also a lesbian.
Jin Guangyao / Xue Yang
You were absolutely fucking thrilled when be gay do crime became the hot new meme.
Jing Guangyao / Su She
You’re a firm believerin the inherent eroticism of class-solidarity.
Luo Qingyang / Wen Qing
Honestly, this is just the same joke as Luo Qingyang / Jiang Yanli, but you’re also into girls out-topping each other.
Madam Lan / Cangse Sanren
You just want good things for Madam Lan and really, who wouldn’t?
Wei Wuxian / Jiang Yanli
That’s just the same joke as Wei Wuxian / Jiang Cheng BUT you’re also heterosexual.
Nie Mingjue / Jin Guangyao
Your new favourite meme is that exchange that’s like “go fuck yourself!” - “fuck me yourself, you coward!”
Nie Mingjue / Lan Xichen / Jin Guangyao
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of failed conflict negotiations and unsolved moral dilemmata.
Nie Huaisang / Wei Wuxian
You’re ideal date involves wacky hijinks after which PAIN ensues.
Lan Xichen / Nie Huaisang
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma.
Lan Xichen / Jiang Cheng
You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of shared trauma AND working through it together.
Wen Ruohan / Lan Qiren
I can’t say for sure that you wanna fuck dads, but you definetly want to fuck father figures.
Luo Qingyang / Luo Qingyang’s husband
You’re always a slut for characters who are in dire need of more screantime.
Lan Wangji / Jiang Cheng
You don’t understand why anyone would care about a happy marriage when there’s an unstable love/hate relationship to fuck around with.
Luo Qingyang / Lan Wangji
You … are Wei Wuxian
JUNGKOOK SANG PARADISE
taehyung’s reaction when jungkook told him not to dance like a frog just because he looks like he’s wearing a frog costume lmaooo
this idea started with this thought:
it would be extremely fucking funny if wei wuxian was lan xichen’s friend first
imagine if that’s how lan wangji meets him. that’s their introduction. the category wei wuxian is introduced to him as is “my brother’s friend” which puts him right there with nie mingjue.
in canon this is very good but slightly harder to finagle without being very au but you know where this is just very choice?
modern au.
how it happens is this
wei wuxian is a little genius and skips two grades when he’s young. on one hand, madame yu complains about jiang cheng not skipping any grades constantly, but on the other hand she can’t compare them so precisely because they’re talking different tests in different classes and for couple years at a time are even in different schools, which really cuts down on a lot of the tension between wei wuxian and jiang cheng.
this also means that wei wuxian is in the same class as jiang yanli
jiang yanli doesn’t have the energy to be jealous and is also much more gracious about accepting help. which means wei wuxian doesn’t let his sister get anything less than straight a’s in everything because he doesn’t want madame yu to yell at her for it.
when they’re all still young kids the jiangs move and the kids are enrolled in the same school as all our favorite people.
lan wangji is also a little genius but everyone’s very concerned about his social development and the potential damage skipping grades could do to it, so he stays right where he is. also in his class is jiang cheng, nie huaisang, mianmina, jin zixuan, wen ning, and meng yao who skipped one grade because he was worried skipping two would get him the wrong sort of attention.
but two years ahead of them is wei wuxian, jiang yanli, lan xichen, and nie mingjue. lan xichen initially befriended wei wuxian (to his best friend nie mingjue’s annoyance) because he was new and young and lan xichen didn’t want him to feel intimidated and alone. then someone talked shit to jiang yanli and wei wuxian cheerfully squared up and kicked their ass which horrified lan xichen while nie mingjue was delighted and decided maybe this kid isn’t too bad after all
this is also good because we still have wei wuxian struggling with his peer group. are his peers the kids his own age? or the kids he spends all day ever day with in class and has for years? cue an identity crisis, wash rinse repeat
anyway sort of on accident wei wuxian becomes best friends with lan xichen and nie mingjue. he’s friendly with the others but they are, well, his best friends’ little siblings, even if they’re the same age as him, so they don’t really hang out. nie huaisang comes over sometimes but wei wuxian tries to avoid him when he does because they’re actually decent friends but jiang cheng gets upset about not having one friend that doesn’t like wei wuxian better which is, you know, unfair but also a valid emotion so wei wuxian and nie huaisang just text constantly
the fun thing about lan xichen and nie mingjue is that they secretly love getting into shenanigans but have to be responsible older brothers about everything and good role models and whatever. wei wuxian can’t be bothered with any of that. so he’s constantly getting them into trouble that they’re delighted to be in and they all practice sparring at the nie studio and wei wuxian is friendly and fun and outgoing in a way that neither lan xichen and nie mingjue are. the three of them all balance each other out so well, softening the hard edges of the other two, and of course they’re all very beautiful and smart and kind in their own way, and well
the three of them are the popular kids, easily, which baffles all of them to varying degrees
(if jiang cheng is never asked “oh, are you wei wuxian’s brother?” again in his life it’ll be too soon)
so throughout all of this lan xichen goes over to the jiang’s and he and wei wuxian both spend a lot of time at the nie but because lan qiren is strict and not fun it’s not until the summer before their junior year that wei wuxian goes over to the lans
this is the first time lan wangji is meeting the boy who’s been his brother’s other best friend for years, since obviously he’s known nie mingjue since they were toddlers
and uh
holy shit
his brother never told him wei wuxian is hot
commence the mortifying ordeal of 1. being a freshman and 2. having a crush on your elder brother’s friend
“Hey,” Wei Wuxian says, popping his head into his younger brother’s room, already in his swim trunks. “Do you want to come to Mingjue’s with me and A-jie? It’s too hot, we’re going swimming.”
Jiang Cheng looks up from his books, hesitating. He loves swimming, but his last middle school exams are looming ever closer, and he’s taking it very seriously. Wei Wuxian doesn’t take end of year exams seriously, as a rule, and that he aces them anyway infuriates pretty much everyone in his class except for his friends, and even they get pretty exasperated with him.
“Wen Qing will be there,” he says, which he thinks is pretty compelling and will definitely get Jiang Cheng to agree.
Instead Jiang Cheng flushes and looks down. “No thanks. I have studying to do.”
His brother isn’t looking at him, so Wei Wuxian doesn’t bother to keep the disappointment off his face. “Okay, well call us if you change your mind, okay? We’ll come pick you up.”
The frown around his mouth softens but he just nods and Wei Wuxian sighs before retreating.
He goes outside and shakes his head at A-jie. She’s wearing the sundress that Wei Wuxian got her for her birthday last year over her bikini and giant sunglasses that cover most of her face. Her mouth twists into a frown but she gets into her car, a deep purple convertible that her parents had given her for her recent sixteenth birthday which had made her the envy of all their friends. Mingjue had gotten a jeep which was extremely useful for camping but less outright cool. Xichen, unfortunately, had gotten a very sensible and boring white sedan. It’s also a BMW, but that only makes up for so much.
Uncle Jiang had promised Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng they’d get cars for their birthday too, but Wei Wuxian knows Aunt Yu hadn’t been pleased about that, and really, it’s excessive for his best friends and his siblings and him to have a car. It’s not like there’s any lack of people he can bum rides off of.
A-jie pulls up outside of the Wen’s apartment building. They own the whole thing and their entire family lives there. She beeps the horn because they’ve learned the hard way not to bother going inside. The doorman is a creep, and also they have guard dogs, so. No.
Wen Qing must have been waiting for them because she comes out a moment later, some sort of complicated red gauzy dress on, and maybe it’s for the best that Jiang Cheng didn’t come. It might have killed him. She hops into the back seat without opening the door.
“No Wen Ning?” Wei Wuxian asks.
“Hello, Wei Wuxian, I’m doing great, thanks,” she says sarcastically, leaning forward to poke him in the side. He squirms away from her but there’s nowhere for him to go. “He’s helping Granny with something in the kitchen. I offered to help, but they said no.”
“A smart decision,” A-jie mutters, pulling back onto the road.
Wen Qing kicks the back of her seat then slumps back and does her seat belt.
They pull up to the Nie manor twenty minutes later and Wei Wuxian hasn’t knocked since he was ten. Instead he takes out his keys and unlocks the front door, letting all of them in. “Mingjue, we’re here!” he shouts, heading towards the kitchen.
Xichen grins at from where he’s in the middle of cubing watermelon. He nods at the girls, who wave back, but don’t pause in going out to the pool. Wei Wuxian boosts himself onto the counter then reaches out to steal some of the watermelon. Vodka bursts across his tongue and he nearly chokes. “Well, Wuxian?” Xichen asks innocently, “How is it?”
“This was not your idea,” he declares, popping another bite of the vodka soaked watermelon into his mouth.
“It was Nie Huaisang’s,” he admits. “Mingjue is worried about him starting high school and I’m starting to think he’s right.”
“Worried,” Wei Wuxian scoffs, deciding to actually be useful and getting down to pull a large bowl out of the cabinet to put the watermelon in. “He’s going to be ruling that place by the end of the year. He should be more worried about college. Nie Huaisang was made for college.”
Xichen pauses in cutting, a blank look on his face. “Don’t bring that up to Mingjue. You’re right, but for our own sanity let’s not introduce that idea to him just yet.”
Wei Wuxian laughs, and he’s still laughing when Mingjue comes downstairs in just his swim trunks. He’s already regretting having to see the looks A-jie is going to give Mingjue behind her too big sunglasses. He and Xichen are about the same height, and Mingjue is several inches shorter, but what he lacks in height he makes up for in wingspan. He can hold him and Xichen on each shoulder. They’d checked.
“Wuxian, finally, what too you so long?” he complains, punching him in the arm as he walks by.
Wei Wuxian gives an exaggerated wince and clutches his arm, but Mingjue just rolls his eyes and Xichen doesn’t look up from where he’s putting the last of the watermelon into the bowl. “Mingjue, please, I only have the one arm.”
“You have two arms, actually,” he says, unrepentant. He opens the fridge and starts taking out beers. Mingjue and Nie Huaisang’s parents are perpetually absent, always on some business trip, but for as long as Wei Wuxian has known them, they’ve given their sons the freedom to do pretty much whatever as long as no one gets hurt or arrested and the house is still standing when they get back.
It’s such a difference from the Jiang household and definitely from the Lan that it’s no wonder they spend all their time at Mingjue’s house rather than their own. Wei Wuxian has never even been inside Xichen’s house. Mingjue assures him he’s not missing much.
“We had to pick up Wen Qing,” he says instead of clarifying that he only has one left arm. “Her uncle took her car away again.”
The three of them share a dark look that covers a conversation they’ve had dozens of times before. Then Xichen picks up the bowl of watermelon and Wei Wuxian carries half the beers out and they put that aside for now, like they so often put aside the things they hate and can do nothing about, like Lan Qiren’s strictness and the Nie’s absence and Aunt Yu’s everything, and go out to have a sunsoaked day with their friends and each other.
The first time Lan Wangji hears about Wei Wuxian, he’s ten years old, it’s a Saturday, and Uncle is angrier than he’s seen him since Dad left.
Xichen had field trip to a planetarium today, but instead of going to pick him up at the school parking lot like they’d been planning, they’re on their way to the planetarium to get him because Xichen got in a fight.
Xichen. Got in a fight. With the other students.
Lan Wangji thinks that someone might be playing a prank on him.
They arrive, Uncle straight backed and furious, and find Xichen and Nie Mingjue standing outside with a chaperone. Xichen has a split lip and Nie Mingjue’s shirt is ripped and his knuckles bruised. Uncle exchanges quick greetings and apologies with the chaperone, then turns to them and demands, “What on earth were you thinking? What was that about? Did you fight each other?”
That seems almost as ridiculous as Xichen fighting at all. They’ve been best friends for longer than Lan Wangji can remember.
“It was with two other students, Wen Chao and Wen Xu,” the chaperone says. She seems more bored than upset about the whole thing. “Their father already came to pick them up.”
Uncle turns a concerning shade of red then snaps, “Well? What sort of explanation do you have for this? Why did this happen?”
Xichen and Nie Mingjue share an uncomfortable look, communicating something through several raised eyebrows and minute shakes of the head. Finally it’s Nie Mingjue who says, “We, um. Don’t. Know.”
“You don’t know why you started a fight with other students?” Uncle asks. Lan Wangji cringes and the tone’s not even being directed at him. “You just decided to act disgracefully for no reason at all?”
“No!” Xichen denies and Nie Mingjue elbows him in the side. “It wasn’t – um. We just. Well. There was a reason. We just don’t know what it was.”
Uncle pinches the bridge of his nose. Nie Mingjue brightens and Lan Wangji turns to see Nie Zonghui walking up the steps towards them. Nie Zonghui is a Nie cousin that’s only a handful of years older than Nie Mingjue, but he’s usually the one who shows up for things like this.
“Lan Qiren,” Nie Zonghui greets, then looks down at Nie Mingjue. “I had plans today, you know.”
“Sorry,” Nie Mingjue says, not sounding very sorry at all.
Nie Zonghui rolls his eyes then says to chaperone, “Sorry about the inconvenience. Can we take them home now?”
“Of course,” she says, “I believe the teacher will assign further punishments on Monday.”
He nods and she waves at both of them before going back inside.
“You’re really not going to tell me what all this is about?” Uncle asks.
Nie Mingjue and Xichen share another complicated look then Xichen says, “We don’t know why. We saw Wei Wuxian fighting with the Wen brothers so we, uh, jumped in. A little. Two against one isn’t a fair fight! Especially against Wei Wuxian, even if he is tall!”
Uncle goes nearly apoplectic in his rage while Nie Zonghui gives an approving nod, which seems to scandalize Uncle nearly as much as the fight. “Xichen! I taught you better than that! Have you no brain of your own? If this Wei Wuxian jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?”
The lack of immediate denial is definitely not the right answer.
Nie Mingjue shrugs and says, “Maybe? If the bridge was falling apart and there was a river underneath, or if there was a fire, or if someone was drowning? It would depend. It’s not like he came up to us and told us to punch them so we did. It was already happening! And we know the Wens are jerks.”
“Well, where is this boy?” Uncle asks.
“His aunt already picked him up,” Xichen says, and just for a moment a dark look comes over his face, and he almost looks like their mother.
Nie Mingjue crosses his arms and looks away from them, scowling.
Lan Wangji takes that to mean they don’t like this boy’s aunt.
“Fine,” Uncle huffs. “We’ll discuss this later. Let’s go.”
Nie Zonghui reaches out to ruffle Nie Mingjue’s hair and they all begin walking down the stairs.
“Wait! Hey! Stop!”
They stop and turn. A girl in bright red shoes with chin length hair comes running after them. They pause, but she doesn’t stop running until she’s in front of them, skidding to a stop in front of Lan Xichen and immediately bowing to him, then Nie Mingjue, and holding the bow as she says, “Thank you for helping my brother.”
“You’re Wei Wuxian’s sister?” Uncle asks.
She shakes her head at the same time as Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue. “No. I’m Wen Qing.”
Wen Qing. Like the Wen brothers that were also involved in the fight? It doesn’t sound like they were protecting them.
“What are you talking about?” Uncle asks, clearly at the end of his patience. “Do you know what this was all about?”
She hesitates, slowly standing straight. She bites her bottom lip but says, “My little brother really likes space, and I don’t like leaving him alone at home with Granny, so I got permission to bring him with me. Only Wen Chao and Wen Xu don’t – they’re always – my brother is sick,” she says, looking at the space next to Uncle rather than at him. “They’re always mean to him, but this time they went too far. They split off from the group and stole his inhaler and then locked him in a janitor’s closet. I was helping the teacher because he let A-Ning come, so I wasn’t pay attention, and I didn’t notice when he missing. Wei Wuxian did. That’s why they were fighting. Wei Wuxian found them and let out A-Ning, who went to go find me, but when they tried to stop him, Wei Wuxian fought back, and then Lan Xichen and Nie Mingjue went looking for Wei Wuxian, and, well,” she shrugs. She bows again and says, “Thank you for helping.”
“They took his inhaler?” Nie Zonghui asks, scowling.
She nods. “It’s okay. He was panicking in there, but then Wei Wuxian let him out and gave him his inhaler, so he’s okay, and we have another at home. I’ll give it back to him on Monday. My brother is with Jiang Yanli now, but I wanted to make sure I thanked you before you left.”
“Wei Wuxian has an inhaler?” Uncle has a different look on his face than had before. Lan Wangji thinks that Xichen probably is only going to have to do a hundred push ups instead of a thousand.
“Sort of,” Nie Mingjue answers. “It’s not his.”
Uncle is back to looking like he has a headache.
“His sister uses one,” Xichen clarifies. “She’s in our class too. She has her own, but he always carries an extra, just in case.”
Wen Qing doesn’t smile at them, but she bow one last time, and then she’s running back up the steps to the planetarium.
“See,” Nie Mingjue says, “there was a good reason.”
Uncle glares at him, but it’s Nie Mingjue, so he doesn’t even look a little bit sorry.
“Alright, you’ve caused enough trouble for one day,” Nie Zonghui says wryly, “come on, let’s go, your parents are going to be – well, they’re going to hear about it, and they’ll have a reaction. Of some sort.”
Nie Mingjue shorts, but then they’re moving again, and he waves to them before walking in the opposite direction with his cousin.
Uncle still makes Xichen do a lot of pushups and handstands, but he doesn’t say that he shouldn’t have done it, which Lan Wangji knows is a victory in an of itself.
Lan Xichen has known Mingjue for longer than he can remember. He’d been forced to play with a lot of his family friends’ children, but Mingjue is the only one who stuck.
He vividly remembers meeting Wuxian.
He’d been little kid standing next to his elder sister in a way that reminded him painfully of Wangji. Jiang Yanli hadn’t been in all their classes, and Lan Xichen had felt that it was his responsibility as a fellow elder sibling to keep an eye on Wuxian when Jiang Yanli couldn’t.
Mingjue hadn’t felt the same. Then it had turned out that they needed to less keep an eye on him than keep an eye on everyone who felt the need to piss him off.
The infamous planetarium fight was neither the first or the last time they ended up getting dragged into something by Wuxian. Once Mingjue had found out that Wuxian tended to solve his problems by being a sarcastic little shit with no sense of self preservation, he’d warmed up to him. Lan Xichen had despaired that now there were two of them.
Now he’s seventeen, smiling at the half dozen retreating boys with his mouth and nothing else, Wuxian and Mingjue at his side and blood on his knuckles.
Most of it isn’t his.
This fight has ended with the group of them ungracefully accepting their defeat by running away.
Lan Xichen is starting to have serious doubts about the intelligence of some of their classmates. He’s not sure how many times someone has to get their ass kicked before they figure out they’re not going to get away with being an asshole while they’re around. Some people still try and pick on Wen Ning, like Wuxian hasn’t spent the past half decade acting as his self appointed big brother.
(Lan Xichen is pretty sure this is why Jiang Cheng doesn’t get along with Wen Ning, but he’s never figured out how to say that without hurting someone’s feelings, so he just hasn’t said it at all.)
“Hey, are you okay?” Wuxian asks. “You’re the new transfer, right? Jin Zixuan’s brother. My condolences. He’s the worst.”
“Wuxian!” Mingjue sighs. “How can you say that? Jin Zixun is right there.”
A pause. “You know, that’s a good point. But consider this: Jin Zixun isn’t trying to date my sister.”
“What if he was though?” Mingjue muses, then a moment later yelps, “Ow!” when Wuxian punches him in the arm.
“Sorry about them,” Xichen says. “Are you okay? It’s Meng Yao, right?”
“Yes,” he answers, looking between them carefully. “Thank you for your help.”
“Don’t mention it,” Wuxian says cheerfully. “I love punching those guys. It’s good for the immune system.”
Meng Yao smiles politely in a way that seems to imply that he thinks Wuxian is slightly unhinged. That’s oaky. Lots of people do that.
“You just moved here, right?” Lan Xichen asks.
“Yes,” Meng Yao answers, then wrinkles his nose. He reaches into his pocket and takes out a real actual handkerchief. He steps forward and grabs Lan Xichen’s wrist, delicately dabbing at he blood of his knuckles. “You’re bleeding.”
“I’m Lan Xichen, actually,” he replies, voice too high, and immediately wants to die.
Meng Yao smiles instead of laughing at him. He has dimples. Death would probably be a mercy.
By his friends’ ominous, sudden silence, Lan Xichen knows that they’re absolutely going to mock him for this later.
Lan Wangji doesn’t have that many emotions about starting high school. It’s all the same people he’s known his whole life and the classwork that he’s been doing. It’s a new building and it has more students but the basic formula of go to class, go home, rinse and repeat seems largely unchanged.
The only real upside is that he’s going to same school as Xichen for the next two years. This also means that he can stop taking the bus and just drive to school with his brother.
By the time they get there, the parking lot is nearly full, which is why Lan Wangji is confused by him driving by the empty spots and then past several full rows. There’s not going to be any more free spots this close to the entrance –
There are three empty spots right at the front.
Xichen pulls in to one like it’s exactly what he expected to find. He turns off the car, but doesn’t get out, instead reaching for his phone and leaning back in his seat.
“Should we go inside?” Lan Wangji prods after another moment of Xichen making no move to get out of the car.
“What?” he looks up from his phone. “Oh. But everyone’s not here yet.”
Before Lan Wangji can ask about what he’s talking about, there’s a familiar silver jeep tearing around the corner and slamming into the parking space next to Xichen’s with eerie precision.
“Da-ge!” Nie Huaisang wails, clearly heard through the open window. “My hair! It’s ruined! You’re the worst!”
Nie Mingjue is too busy laughing as his brother slaps his chest with one hand and uses the other to frantically attempt to smooth his hair back. Xichen’s lips are twitching as he steps out of the car, Lan Wangji following.
A moment later a purple convertible turns the corner and pulls into the final empty spot next to Nie Mingjue. Jiang Yanli has on very big heart shaped sunglasses and a silk scarf around her hair, which is something Nie Huaisang might want to invest in if Nie Mingjue is going to keep driving like that with the windows down. Jiang Cheng is scowling so fiercely that it can only be to cover up his nerves.
Xichen frowns and Lan Wangji is about to ask why when Nie Mingjue jumps out of the jeep and bellows, “Oi, A-Li! Where’s Wuxian?”
A hand appears from the backseat, giving the peace sign, before gripping the seat and pulling himself up.
Lying down in the backseat is another way to protect your hair, Lan Wangji thinks distantly.
There’s a perfect boy sitting in the back of Jiang Yanli’s car, his long hair held up in a ponytail and a huge grin across his face. Lan Wangji thinks he can hear his own heartbeat, which doesn’t seem anatomically possible, and also he’s possibly forgotten how to breath.
“Right here, Mingjue!” the perfect boyfriend says cheerfully. “Damn, Huaisang, what happened to your hair?”
Nie Huaisang screeches and then they’re all laughing, even Jiang Cheng pulled from his grumpiness into a snicker.
“Wuxian, be nice,” Xichen scolds, but he’s laughing too.
The perfect boy is Wei Wuxian.
His brother’s best friend.
High school just got a lot more interesting.
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