You were my cup of tea but I drink vodka now

I cannot remember the books I’ve read any more than the meals I have eaten; even so, they have made me.

[drewx1965]

[grailskull1]

[tumblondeez]

[aliciavikander]

#me trying to socialize

[aliciavikander]

bonus:

[mqrningstar]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sharpeshelen]

lucifer: 😏🍑🍆 chloe: 😳👀🥵

[thanksforthemameries]

THIS IS THE LUCKY TEST POST (in a text post)

Reblog for good luck on a test you studied fuck all for.

[bitchinsquarepants]

I love bunnies! 

[stream]

[teresalisbon]

“You keep a hammer in your desk?” “You only think you know everything about me.”

[onscreenkisses]

The Mentalist, 6x22 - “Blue Bird”

Did you mean what you said? Yes, I meant what I said. Every word of it. Good.

requested by anon

[dmjdenise]

“I built a home      For you       For me”

[private-bucky-barnes-deactivate]

[downwiththe6ness]

*Goes to college*

Me: well this isn’t like the fan fictions at all

[queen-haiz]

being in ur 20s like..

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[pochacco]

anyone else have a great sense of fashion in their head but too lazy and/or broke to actually let it be a reality