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[bitchloserthemusical]

you know when you are just about to fall asleep and you remember something so awful you can’t stop thinking about it. yea that’s me and now i’m going through my archive deleting questionable posts that I made as a 16yr old lmao

[bitchloserthemusical]

please tell me why the FUCK someone just liked a god damn ryden fanfic entry on livejournal from 2011

[taquito]

nice dick as always bro

[induccionalahipnosis]

[danubedogs]

omg i found this video on youtube called “elk hunting chihuahua” and the guy is like “make sure you have a good hunting dog” and just opens his backpack to reveal his lil chihuahua named coco and tells us how amazing she is at hunting

and then he just whips her out and says “you gotta have one of these things, they can track, and they’re just the best hunting dogs in the world” and that was the whole video and honestly i’ve never wanted a chihuahua more in my life

[tangarang]

IM CRYING HES HOLDING HER LIKE AN ORANGE

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Buttersafe

[diorpanties]

skinny people could drink jet fuel and eat cigarettes but the moment a fat person eats a cookie u losers be like: oops better watch that weight fat bitch!

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

Women’s lives are more important than men’s feelings.

[apasher]

I get it. I’m trash. Just eliminate me from this fucking world already. It’ll do you all a favor.

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

ok see ya!

[pastabot]

[fruitsoftheweb]

“Trajectories for a 540 leap“

[thedisappointmentbag]

[mcavoys-deactivated20130122]

[oh-deir-deactivated20140104]

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

[exclusivelyselectedlingerie]

Éprise de Lise Charmel Lingerie SS2017 ~ ‘Danse Seduction’ Lingerie Collection

Please don’t remove the credits  ♥

[favoritelatina]

u all scared of that new IT movie but u’ve been dating clowns all ur lives 😤😤😤🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤡🤡

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

[powerfulwizard]

people are always desperate to find a new straight man to idolize after the never ending cycle of the last one turning out to be a piece of shit

[powerfulwizard]

[hotephoetips-deactivated2017080]

i treat people how i want to be treated until i notice a lack of reciprocity

then i begin to treat them how they treat me

and that’s when people usually notice that there’s a problem

“you acting different”

yeah

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Me: *checks my account balance*

My bank account at me: 

[eatsleepdraw]