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[xenosagaepisodeone]

little known fact: this piece is incomplete, before writing the final words banksy became consumed by hubris and jacked off so hard to his artistic genius that he died. the intense blood splatter is what was left upon climax, suggesting that banksy was going to mold this piece into his magnum opus before his great fall. in mourning of this tragic event, residents of nyc suggested that banksy now be referred to as Banksy, The Big Jerk Off.

[donovonshepard]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

hahahahahahaha

*wiping a single tear from my eye*

that is the SADDEST attempt at bullshit i’ve read in a while on here.

[xenosagaepisodeone]

nothing gets past this guy

[yuriinullification]

does anyone have that quote that goes something like 'white germans under the nazis lived just fine as long as they were loyal to the state, gave their children to the army, and paid their taxes, and in this sense many americans would be comfortable living under fascism' trying to find who said it but google is giving me jack shit

[dyketavros]

"The concentration camp was never the normal condition for the average gentile German. Unless one were Jewish, or poor and unemployed, or of active leftist persuasion or otherwise openly anti-Nazi, Germany from 1933 until well into the war was not a nightmarish place. All the “good Germans” had to do was obey the law, pay their taxes, give their sons to the army, avoid any sign of political heterodoxy, and look the other way when unions were busted and troublesome people disappeared. Since many “middle Americans” already obey the law, pay their taxes, give their sons to the army, are themselves distrustful of political heterodoxy, and applaud when unions are broken and troublesome people are disposed of, they probably could live without too much personal torment in a fascist state — some of them certainly seem eager to do so. "

- Michael Parenti, Fascism in a Pinstriped Suit

[huffylemon]

[zuulosdovah]

if I don't post these two for pride month then kumiko suekane did all that for nothing

[parakavka]

同じ力で相殺し合いながらおもちゃを取り合ってるハスキー見て

[ancientcereal]

fey & co. law offices

maybe i'll do more ace attorney location isometric rooms? but only if there's no FUCKING bookshelves bc those took forever. thank you to @persep0nee19 for listening to me agonize over that couch and complain about drawing a million gazillion books! but i had a lot of fun thinking about the office when it was still mia's, and how proud she must've been to start her own firm and everything :,)

[everydaylouie]

jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)

[vee-dmsr]

[arbitraryfuck]

[ihatebisexualmen2]

[thefloralmenace]

If you're struggling with the cost of living right now (reasonable), this is your PSA to...

Google universities/colleges near you.

If you can't get out to more than one, look up which one has the highest tuition.

Look-up when the graduation date is

Drive neighborhoods near the university the week before graduation

So much stuff gets left out on the curb. Wealthy college students tend to prioritize convenience over money, so instead of carefully reselling their perfectly good stuff, they frequently give it away or put it out with the trash because that's easier than moving, reselling, or donating. Take advantage of this.

I furnished pretty much my entire apartment from college giveaways and yardsales.

What I got for free:

Mattress and box springs

2 10 ft area rugs

The massive 9-drawer chest (that has a label on the back that it was custom-made and shipped across the country) that my TV sits on.

Two 13 x 2 ft raised garden beds

My desk - just sanded it down and refinished it.

Three short stools

An organizer rack

Watering can

Tommy Bahama outdoor cooler (retails for $350)

Chairs

Shelves

What I got for cheap:

Two futons for $50

Custom coffee table with storage for $25

Three tall stools for $30

[thefloralmenace]

Seeing all the tags where people are warning that picking stuff up OFF the curb is illegal in their area has the same vibes as the oranges in Grapes of Wrath, and I hope all your city councilmen get eaten by the live furniture from Monty Python.

[onlinebeast]

This is a ‘glench’ and

This is a ‘glench’ and it is so small that you can’t see it

[krisiverse]

[ID: A bat, perfectly visible, sitting in the palm of someone’s hand. End ID]

[onlinebeast]

Don’t lie.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[transexualizer-deactivated20170]

so this happened last night amd i was too tired to process how bizzare this was b ut

[karnalesbian]

yeah. it is your bad.

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

I wish these people were oppressed

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

stop tagging this saying shit like “me and jakey!!! 🥺”

[dovv]

[mathsbian]

Hi! I’m an afab nb with major social anxiety and my partner is an amab, masc-presenting nb who babies me appropriately, I know this is talking about straight couples but like. You can’t tell by just looking at stick figures, just like you can’t tell my partner and I are nonbinary just by looking. Straight-passing queer couples exist and don’t deserve hate just for appearing straight. Straight couples can even have queer individuals involved, one or both could be binary trans, or one or both could be bi.

[weaver-z]

I hope nonbinary Jakey also dies

[inzergue]

never give up

[crawfishcomic]

Genie

[queer-lemons]

this is like in the wizard of oz books when Dorothy realizes that every animal-- even animals from the regular world-- can talk when they're in Oz. so she's like, "Toto, look, I just want to know if you can talk. Why don't you talk?? You should be able to talk here, do you want to talk??" and Toto just says "no" and never talks again. all like fifteen books he can talk and chooses not to except to let Dorothy know that he can talk, and simply doesn't want to. iconic

[malibuklaus]

[inwardhardar]

you could just do whatever back then