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any pronouns | general asshole | (L)GB(T)QI(A)P+ | POC

[bitchriotsworld]

HELLO

WELCOME TO MY SCREAMING PIT

~ hi!!

~ they/them

~ genderqueer lesbian

~ poc!! native american specifically

~ please dont follow me if:

youre homophobic or a terf

youre a racist

youre a creep

youre a mysoginist

you support being a creep/homophobes/terfs/racists/misogyny

you bash people for their interests!! not cool man!!

~ hyperfixations/special interests:

idkhow

mcr

weird old internet lore

the rocky horror picture show

yellowjackets

severance

feel free to reach out and say hi :) asks/dms are always open!!

[tall]

[i-am-a-fish]

I love you calories. my beautiful wife calories

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[clientsfromhell]

I have a client who communicates exclusively via Microsoft Word.

If she has something to tell me, I’ll receive an email with nothing in the body, but a Word doc attached. That’s where she writes her message.

Whenever she wants to email me a photo, she does so via an empty Word doc with said photo set as its background.

But my favorite thing was the first time I witnessed her visiting a website. She had me spell the URL (“W… W… W… dot…”) and with my own two eyes I watched her type it into Word, made it a hyperlink, and Ctrl click it to go there.

I was so fascinated I didn’t even say anything.

[captoring]

a different microsoft world

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[meiyokgirl]

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[ohnoitstbskyen]

People who object to trans people being in fantasy are wild. As though some silly-hatted alchemist wouldn't simply invent Almazar's Gender Fluid in an afternoon and distribute it to every dungeon chest in the land. It's Common on the loot table and half the goblins drop it. You can brew it yourself with three mushrooms and eight snail shells. It sells for 1 copper at the merchant because the supply is so abundant. You fool. You melon. You absolute buffoon. The limits of what you are willing to imagine are an epitaph you wrote for your own freedom.

[biocrafthero]

The Tolling of the Bell compilation

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[kosmogrl]

trauma dumpling

[kosmogrl]

🥟

[januscadet]

Papa's children.

[kosmogrl]

happy first day of spring!! we made it through another winter

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[haystarlight]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!!!!!!!!;!!!!!!!!???

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

On my dash!??!

Please hold