The frustration is real let me tell ya

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@bitchshift
The frustration is real let me tell ya
Coyo: I look totes fine omg!
Mizfortune: Uh yes honey those hip pads are givinggg~
Tankie: ...
[Tankie's design is yet to be figured out]
Coyo: I'm like such a snack, a three course dessert. Anyone wants a piece of me. Such a temptation. I TEMPT THE FLESH YET CANNOT BE TEMPTED BY THE FLESH-
Tankie and Mizfortune: ...
Tankie and Mizfortune: she is ace and treats it like some devine blessing
Customer: Why does this coffee taste so... clean?
Coyo: Because we like brew it with bottled water after the government like put some sparkles into the water that like turned the fucking frogs gay-
Mizfortune: They are not sparkles, those are chemicals, girl. And it wasn't exactly the government but instead an oil truck who crashed and some of the cargo landed in the drinking water which has not yet been filtered out completely. We rather our customers not get food poisoning is all.
Coyo, squinting at Mizfortune: The government is like toats fishy and you know it.
Mizfortune: Never denied that, girl.
Tankie, winking: Screw the water or chemicals. Nothing turns girls gayer than me~ and mediocore men.
Customer making a face: Ok..?
Coyo, flipping through the menu: I wanna eat lesbian...
Benny from the kitchen: Uh- d- do you mean lasagna?
Coyo, shrugging: What's the difference ? Both are like- a meal...
Tankie, zooming around the corner, thrilled: DID SOMEONE SAY EATING PUS-
Mizfortune, hitting Tankie with a magazine: NO-!
Coyo, walking in: Soooo... first shift aft-
Mizfortune: -and too late by exactly 13 minutes.
Coyo, making a face: Girl ewww-
Mizfortune, interrupting her again: Girl, be happy you look hot and make tips. If Karin was any more of a Karen you'd be fired already.
Coyo: Ooooh 'scuse me for my ons not letting me get outta bed. This girl has like better things to do than like work in this flashy diner to-
Tankie, smirking: -to fund her nightlife escapism because mentally she wants to be seen as a slut but physically she doesn't get bitches even with those arguably nice tits. And if, they are just as broke as her, correct?
Coyo, grumbling: Fuck you.
Tankie, smug as fuck: She is kinda cute when she is pissed off, no?
Coyo, sprawled over the countertop like roadkill: Tankie be honest, if I apply to be a model would I gain popularity or lose rights?
Tankie, beefing with a flickering light: You lost your rights when you wanted to help fry the chicken nuggets with a hair straightener when the fryer busted...
Mizfortune, in full drag, typing away on a laptop in the corner: She tried that twice actually.
Coyo, mumbling: gee... next time I try frying the nuggies with bleach instead.
Benny, in the kitchen, dreading the day Coyo finds her way back there once more.