Meowcenaries

•My name is Brooklyn | •27 | •♈️sun♒️moon♌️rising| •enby | •bisexual & polyam | •420 friendly

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♡ about me ♡

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name: brooklyn

d.o.b: march 24th 1998

age: 27

relationship status: married & polyam

gender identity: nonbinary

pronouns: they/she

sexual orientation: bisexual

hobbies: video games, singing, making art, playing guitar

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♡ favourites ♡

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favourite colour(s): lavender & pink

favourite number: 7

favourite activity: watching movies/shows, playing video games, cooking

favourite sport: not a sports person lmfao

favourite person: my boyfriend

favourite food: lasagna & sushi

favourite television show: the haunting of hill house, skins UK, black mirror, it’s okay to not be okay

favourite movie: breakfast at tiffanys, final destination franchise, Sweeney Todd, gone girl

favourite song: rn its either baggy jeans - nct u, or fashion forward - the home team

favourite superheroes: do magical girls count? all of the girls from Tokyo mew mew

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♡ likes!! ♡

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- the sims

- horror

- k-pop

- anime

- smoking weed

- skyrim

- silent hill

- Detroit become human

- cats

- crystals

- plushies

- writing letters and having pen pals

- mushrooms

- heart shaped things

- ashnikko

- pink and kawaii home decor

- camels

- ocean creatures (specifically hammerhead sharks, octopuses, and stingrays

- astrology

- sunflowers & petunias

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♡ dislikes ♡

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- conservatives

- persistent people when I say no

- people who are generally bigoted

- celery

- people who don’t understand consent or boundaries

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♡ fun facts ♡

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- i am a domme/caregiver

- im neurodivergent !!

- i collect snowglobes, nendos, and other tiny trinkets and figures

- i live in SWFL

- I’ve known how to play guitar since I was 7

- I love drawing and painting, but I also love making crafts, including decoden phone cases

- hyenas are my second favorite animal

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♡ triggers ♡

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- self harm

- harm to animals/animal d*ath

- “shut up”

[scramratz]

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[roseoilz]

translucent fabric sculptures by korean artist do ho suh

[teaboot]

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

[maritimememcake]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[fairycosmos]

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over

[fervent-bookwomb]

i think that soy sauce fish and honey bear must be the very very best of friends

[fervent-bookwomb]

look at them. look at them!!! i bet they have tea parties together when the spice cabinet is closed.

[emtearzz]

buddies!!

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[plumslices]

JAR (Joel Arthur Rosenthal) sheep head hair clip

Pearl, sapphire, aluminum, silver, gold

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[classichorrorblog]

Killer Klowns From Outer Space Directed by Stephen Chiodo (1988)

[chungledown-bimothy]

bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

[elisecairo]

[katherynefromphilly]

As someone who was alive when Bob Ross (and William Alexander before him — that’s where the approach is from) was on PBS, I can 100% testify that you can paint along with him.

You may need to learn how to set up your paints and such… but this is what people did, live, while the show aired. That’s what the show was for. I had family members create lovely works of art they enjoyed, which I still have on my walls, because William Alexander and Bob Ross both said:

SCREW METICULOUS CLASSICAL ART PRACTICES — JUST GRAB A PALETTE KNIFE AND BIG OLD BRUSH AND PAINT!

They freed a whole generation of people who were taught to paint detail and realism and exact representation of reality — people who largely gave up this kind of thing because it got tedious.

I watched the joy of family members as they rediscovered art as a messy fun spontaneous half hour activity.

Give it a try.

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[bobdylanyume]

women around the world heed my call. your comfort above everything. dont put on those shoes that hurt after walking in them for 30 minutes dont wake up 1 hour and a half earlier to put on make up or do your hair dont tolerate a man talking down to you dont follow trends you dont care for dont let yourself feel hungry dont go places or do things to please someone else and most importantly. try that hobby or class or job that you think you will fail at.