Boy I Die!!! Shit Boy

Hey, I'm Ryan. My tagged/goals is a bunch of dogs, and I think that says a lot about me.

[grasswyrm]

Been getting really into orange juice lately

[grasswyrm]

#myjuice

[unyieldingsilence]

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[lemonpoppyseedmuffin]

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

[slimegirls-slime]

i think they're called baristas

[3000s]

join homer, marge, lisa, and others

[3000s]

its always an option

[glutko]

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

[jihef03]

[microposting]

people went to war over this show

[sanrio-stud]

who suffered more?

Pearl

jesus christ

Voting ended onApr 10

[pacificrim-archive]

candidate for THE funniest image I’ve seen all year

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

[ledogeishere]

does singing in the shower count as art

[i-am-a-fish]

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

[contemptible-scoundrel]

quit laying solitary eggs with penniless dregs and come lay healthy clutches with a wealthy duchess

[modogoblin]

[thefuzzhead]

So thank you to Hello Fresh for sponsoring this video as we explore the uncouth but unique way that one tumblr icon was able to make mustard gravy. This time on Tasting History

[mallowmaenad]

in my culture not only do we hate family and food but we also leave our plastic bags loosely strewn all over the floor and we don't even have a quaint little name for a small local convenience store you can buy sandwiches at.

[oneheadtoanother]

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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