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grasswyrm

Been getting really into orange juice lately

grasswyrm

#myjuice

unyieldingsilence

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pjackk

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

sforzzz

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

sforzzz

i have to go delete some posts

intercal

some social media manager at doordash has been tagging T-Pain (the rapper) thinking that they're tagging some New Zealand soccer player this is funny as fuck

e-102

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

e-102

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

memecucker

crimsonclad

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

orteil42

New technology discovered: 🦑🥪Squid sandwich! You may now craft 🦑🥪Squid sandwiches out of 1🍞bread and 1🦑squid.

New technology discovered: ♻️Recycling! You may now uncraft 🦑🥪Squid sandwiches back into 1🍞bread and 1🦑squid.

New technology discovered: 🥪Sandwich efficiency! All 🥪sandwich recipes now yield twice as many sandwiches.

targetedknowledge

contextfreepatentart

madeofklay

What I learned not to do in art school

agnes-nielsens

it's okay for me to throw stones my house is made of much sturdier glass

imsobadatnicknames2

We should popularize more hispanized phonetic spellings of classic character names like we did with esnupi

imsobadatnicknames2

Citripio y Arturito

mousegirlheart

steven universe discourse was so funny.

yes, this 14 year old child should execute these three dictators. even though with them kept alive, they literally have the power to resurrect everyone they've killed. ignore that. make the traumatized little boy kill them in cold blood. fuck im good at watching childrens cartoons.