Boy I Die!!! Shit Boy

Hey, I'm Ryan. My tagged/goals is a bunch of dogs, and I think that says a lot about me.

[grasswyrm]

Been getting really into orange juice lately

[grasswyrm]

#myjuice

[unyieldingsilence]

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[kosmogrl]

[speedlimit15]

Tiktok people love to belike When you remember that up is actually down

[human-pet-they]

I love when pop psych people who are convinced childhood is a general solution to all problems say “in adulthood, you either recreate or reject dynamics or experiences you had as a child”. I suppose that’s sort of impossible to really disagree with, as the set of “doing something from your childhood; or; not doing something from your childhood” logically contains every possible experience.

[human-pet-they]

texting everyone in my friends list “see what happens when you disobey me?” when the eclipse starts

[innerchildabortionclinic]

no it's fine scroll through tiktok on maximum volume in a tiny break room at work

[devivi-lish]

one of my coworkers does this but its AI generated divorce revenge stories

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[capacity2]

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

[la-vie-en-lys]

If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.

[capacity2]

You people are crazy . You’re just crazy. This isn’t a normal world anymore

[auttumnleafs]

It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?

[capacity2]

I would send hello ^.^ back ….. and feel warm inside

[jillyyfish]

If someone called you on the phone and said “hi” would that not drive you insane?

[capacity2]

Yall have got to be trolling me at this point what is this . They’re on the phone saying hi and they just stay silent afterwards ? No the conversation begins. Like normal . I’m done with this topic I can’t do this anymore

[henstomper]

remember this guy? well. hes having a kidney transplant so can we please get a few likes to make sure he pulls through just fine. thank you

[commanderchr1st]

"fine. i'll drive myself to Uber Eats."

[ratty-writer]

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

[ratty-writer]

english major brain: words can evolve and develop as a society goes on. the way a word is used is its definition. it's pointless to hold onto the idea of right vs wrong words human brain: THAT IS NOT WHAT LARP MEANS!!!!!

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain?

Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10

[prokopetz]

I don't disagree that we need to get regular porn back on this site, but I think we often give the porn ban too much credit for making people horny for odd shit. I guarantee you people who want to fuck trains pre-date not only the Tumblr porn ban, but also the concept of social media, the existence of the Internet, and the advent of modern telecommunications.

[wizardshark]

people wanting to fuck trains pre-date trains

[prokopetz]

Hypothetical trainfuckers learning of the invention of the steam engine: