Nah

[bitchwithacannon]

Yo, anybody can help me do this? I tried to add tumvoliverg on discord but it says it doesn't exist?

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Alucard morphs back to his medieval form

Is this clutch as the kids say or is it too much?

As he looks with his trademark charismatic grin

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm going to say it's too much for starbucks especifically, maybe turn into the starbucks logo tho, maybe then we have a discount of 100%

[alucardvladtepesiii]

I’m able to morph my shape into just about anything but I have my limits

He shape shifts into a brunette version of Sera’s then grins

oh the trouble we could cause sister

[bitchwithacannon]

Wow, that's not concerning at all!

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it’s been done

He reverts back to a more sedate version of his regular form wearing business casual

Office look better?

[bitchwithacannon]

Dappercard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmmm Dappercard I quite Iike that shall we go ? Oh oh I call shotgun

[bitchwithacannon]

Nuh uh, I call shotgun

[alucardvladtepesiii]

curses….. I’ll get my driving gloves …eh driving around in a red Lamborghini Countach isn’t conspicuous is it? ….i hope they validate my parking otherwise there will be consequences…..shit where is this god forsaken coffee shop? Since you called shotgun your the navigator Police girl

[bitchwithacannon]

I mean... it's less conspicuous than a car bathed in blood if ya ask me... also sure I guess I'll be the navigator, can't be that hard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

oh yes I forgot I had it recently detailed the smell was quite atrocious had to pay extra to get the nook and crannies you should have seen his face wheb he realized it’s blood not Clamato needless to say he accepted the extra tip hahahaha oh right ….where the hell are we going this car is flashy fast but fuel efficient isn’t one of it strong suits

[bitchwithacannon]

Yeah so go north and we should hit the north pole, I've heard penguins make mad drinks... or wait was that the south?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmm the North Pole isnt there Elves there and a jolly fat fuck? Or am I thinking of Vegas with Elvis?

[bitchwithacannon]

No yeah that's definitely Vegas, I think the north pole just has bears. And not the cute ones

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmm bears ….are they at least metal? Like is it worth seeing them ? Tell me Seras I need to know if these Bears are indeed epic in nature or a major disappointment like those damn pandas !!

Ooc apologies for the delay just haven’t had motivation without my close friend :/

[bitchwithacannon]

Well I mean... I guess, yeah they're the Andersons of bears basically, so...

OOC aye don't worry, happens to the everyone ^^

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Im Most pleased they are not like the bamboo munchers or leaf suckers of Australia….. is thst place even real? Sounds made up to be honest oh should we go to Australia? Though there’s a shit load of sun hmmm got it sun tan lotion and epic shades aviators or Oakley Gascans? …don’t ask where I got them the early 2000’s wasnt a good time

Alucard flashes back to joining a flash mob to *NSYNCs bye bye bye shudders at the thought

ooc thank you for understanding ^^ thumbs up

[bitchwithacannon]

Australia? I dunno Master I've heard spiders rain there and I think i have enough with bat rains blood rains and nazi rains. Oh and London rains. But yesh if you ask most people the poles are totally real. Maybe not Santa but I think we shot him 37 times once so... probably real. Also i'm picking the aviators.

Ooc no problem ^u^

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Alucard morphs back to his medieval form

Is this clutch as the kids say or is it too much?

As he looks with his trademark charismatic grin

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm going to say it's too much for starbucks especifically, maybe turn into the starbucks logo tho, maybe then we have a discount of 100%

[alucardvladtepesiii]

I’m able to morph my shape into just about anything but I have my limits

He shape shifts into a brunette version of Sera’s then grins

oh the trouble we could cause sister

[bitchwithacannon]

Wow, that's not concerning at all!

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it’s been done

He reverts back to a more sedate version of his regular form wearing business casual

Office look better?

[bitchwithacannon]

Dappercard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmmm Dappercard I quite Iike that shall we go ? Oh oh I call shotgun

[bitchwithacannon]

Nuh uh, I call shotgun

[alucardvladtepesiii]

curses….. I’ll get my driving gloves …eh driving around in a red Lamborghini Countach isn’t conspicuous is it? ….i hope they validate my parking otherwise there will be consequences…..shit where is this god forsaken coffee shop? Since you called shotgun your the navigator Police girl

[bitchwithacannon]

I mean... it's less conspicuous than a car bathed in blood if ya ask me... also sure I guess I'll be the navigator, can't be that hard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

oh yes I forgot I had it recently detailed the smell was quite atrocious had to pay extra to get the nook and crannies you should have seen his face wheb he realized it’s blood not Clamato needless to say he accepted the extra tip hahahaha oh right ….where the hell are we going this car is flashy fast but fuel efficient isn’t one of it strong suits

[bitchwithacannon]

Yeah so go north and we should hit the north pole, I've heard penguins make mad drinks... or wait was that the south?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmm the North Pole isnt there Elves there and a jolly fat fuck? Or am I thinking of Vegas with Elvis?

[bitchwithacannon]

No yeah that's definitely Vegas, I think the north pole just has bears. And not the cute ones

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmm bears ….are they at least metal? Like is it worth seeing them ? Tell me Seras I need to know if these Bears are indeed epic in nature or a major disappointment like those damn pandas !!

Ooc apologies for the delay just haven’t had motivation without my close friend :/

[bitchwithacannon]

Well I mean... I guess, yeah they're the Andersons of bears basically, so...

OOC aye don't worry, happens to the everyone ^^

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Alucard morphs back to his medieval form

Is this clutch as the kids say or is it too much?

As he looks with his trademark charismatic grin

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm going to say it's too much for starbucks especifically, maybe turn into the starbucks logo tho, maybe then we have a discount of 100%

[alucardvladtepesiii]

I’m able to morph my shape into just about anything but I have my limits

He shape shifts into a brunette version of Sera’s then grins

oh the trouble we could cause sister

[bitchwithacannon]

Wow, that's not concerning at all!

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it’s been done

He reverts back to a more sedate version of his regular form wearing business casual

Office look better?

[bitchwithacannon]

Dappercard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmmm Dappercard I quite Iike that shall we go ? Oh oh I call shotgun

[bitchwithacannon]

Nuh uh, I call shotgun

[alucardvladtepesiii]

curses….. I’ll get my driving gloves …eh driving around in a red Lamborghini Countach isn’t conspicuous is it? ….i hope they validate my parking otherwise there will be consequences…..shit where is this god forsaken coffee shop? Since you called shotgun your the navigator Police girl

[bitchwithacannon]

I mean... it's less conspicuous than a car bathed in blood if ya ask me... also sure I guess I'll be the navigator, can't be that hard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

oh yes I forgot I had it recently detailed the smell was quite atrocious had to pay extra to get the nook and crannies you should have seen his face wheb he realized it’s blood not Clamato needless to say he accepted the extra tip hahahaha oh right ….where the hell are we going this car is flashy fast but fuel efficient isn’t one of it strong suits

[bitchwithacannon]

Yeah so go north and we should hit the north pole, I've heard penguins make mad drinks... or wait was that the south?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmm the North Pole isnt there Elves there and a jolly fat fuck? Or am I thinking of Vegas with Elvis?

[bitchwithacannon]

No yeah that's definitely Vegas, I think the north pole just has bears. And not the cute ones

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Alucard morphs back to his medieval form

Is this clutch as the kids say or is it too much?

As he looks with his trademark charismatic grin

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm going to say it's too much for starbucks especifically, maybe turn into the starbucks logo tho, maybe then we have a discount of 100%

[alucardvladtepesiii]

I’m able to morph my shape into just about anything but I have my limits

He shape shifts into a brunette version of Sera’s then grins

oh the trouble we could cause sister

[bitchwithacannon]

Wow, that's not concerning at all!

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it’s been done

He reverts back to a more sedate version of his regular form wearing business casual

Office look better?

[bitchwithacannon]

Dappercard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmmm Dappercard I quite Iike that shall we go ? Oh oh I call shotgun

[bitchwithacannon]

Nuh uh, I call shotgun

[alucardvladtepesiii]

curses….. I’ll get my driving gloves …eh driving around in a red Lamborghini Countach isn’t conspicuous is it? ….i hope they validate my parking otherwise there will be consequences…..shit where is this god forsaken coffee shop? Since you called shotgun your the navigator Police girl

[bitchwithacannon]

I mean... it's less conspicuous than a car bathed in blood if ya ask me... also sure I guess I'll be the navigator, can't be that hard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

oh yes I forgot I had it recently detailed the smell was quite atrocious had to pay extra to get the nook and crannies you should have seen his face wheb he realized it’s blood not Clamato needless to say he accepted the extra tip hahahaha oh right ….where the hell are we going this car is flashy fast but fuel efficient isn’t one of it strong suits

[bitchwithacannon]

Yeah so go north and we should hit the north pole, I've heard penguins make mad drinks... or wait was that the south?

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Alucard morphs back to his medieval form

Is this clutch as the kids say or is it too much?

As he looks with his trademark charismatic grin

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm going to say it's too much for starbucks especifically, maybe turn into the starbucks logo tho, maybe then we have a discount of 100%

[alucardvladtepesiii]

I’m able to morph my shape into just about anything but I have my limits

He shape shifts into a brunette version of Sera’s then grins

oh the trouble we could cause sister

[bitchwithacannon]

Wow, that's not concerning at all!

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it’s been done

He reverts back to a more sedate version of his regular form wearing business casual

Office look better?

[bitchwithacannon]

Dappercard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmmm Dappercard I quite Iike that shall we go ? Oh oh I call shotgun

[bitchwithacannon]

Nuh uh, I call shotgun

[alucardvladtepesiii]

curses….. I’ll get my driving gloves …eh driving around in a red Lamborghini Countach isn’t conspicuous is it? ….i hope they validate my parking otherwise there will be consequences…..shit where is this god forsaken coffee shop? Since you called shotgun your the navigator Police girl

[bitchwithacannon]

I mean... it's less conspicuous than a car bathed in blood if ya ask me... also sure I guess I'll be the navigator, can't be that hard

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Alucard morphs back to his medieval form

Is this clutch as the kids say or is it too much?

As he looks with his trademark charismatic grin

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm going to say it's too much for starbucks especifically, maybe turn into the starbucks logo tho, maybe then we have a discount of 100%

[alucardvladtepesiii]

I’m able to morph my shape into just about anything but I have my limits

He shape shifts into a brunette version of Sera’s then grins

oh the trouble we could cause sister

[bitchwithacannon]

Wow, that's not concerning at all!

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it’s been done

He reverts back to a more sedate version of his regular form wearing business casual

Office look better?

[bitchwithacannon]

Dappercard

[alucardvladtepesiii]

hmmmm Dappercard I quite Iike that shall we go ? Oh oh I call shotgun

[bitchwithacannon]

Nuh uh, I call shotgun

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Alucard morphs back to his medieval form

Is this clutch as the kids say or is it too much?

As he looks with his trademark charismatic grin

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm going to say it's too much for starbucks especifically, maybe turn into the starbucks logo tho, maybe then we have a discount of 100%

[alucardvladtepesiii]

I’m able to morph my shape into just about anything but I have my limits

He shape shifts into a brunette version of Sera’s then grins

oh the trouble we could cause sister

[bitchwithacannon]

Wow, that's not concerning at all!

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it’s been done

He reverts back to a more sedate version of his regular form wearing business casual

Office look better?

[bitchwithacannon]

Dappercard

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Alucard morphs back to his medieval form

Is this clutch as the kids say or is it too much?

As he looks with his trademark charismatic grin

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm going to say it's too much for starbucks especifically, maybe turn into the starbucks logo tho, maybe then we have a discount of 100%

[alucardvladtepesiii]

I’m able to morph my shape into just about anything but I have my limits

He shape shifts into a brunette version of Sera’s then grins

oh the trouble we could cause sister

[bitchwithacannon]

Wow, that's not concerning at all!

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Alucard morphs back to his medieval form

Is this clutch as the kids say or is it too much?

As he looks with his trademark charismatic grin

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm going to say it's too much for starbucks especifically, maybe turn into the starbucks logo tho, maybe then we have a discount of 100%

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[alucardvladtepesiii]

WHA?!!?? Freebird ?! Fine but we are listening to the whole 2112 album of Rush on the way back ….. hmm I wonder if this place has creme cheese

Alucard changes into his girl card form sbd does a moe pose

Cute ain’t I ? Might blend in a bit better then Daddy Vlad

He stares at his chest

Mhm right no bra

Then reduces the size and wears an overcoat

Better, Okay let’s go …..I’m fabulous

[bitchwithacannon]

I dunno the mustache looks better if you ask me... then again I guess the whole 'armor in a starbucks' thing would be weird... wait would it actually?

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[alucardvladtepesiii]

You lost me at Cross but brought me back wit food ….whos driving ? And where’s the closest bakery ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I'm driving, but fair warning I'm going to play Free Bird as I do so

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmmm whst fancy’s you then …Starbucks? Because I’ll lose my mind if they have no red cup I’ll bring a Solo cup in defiance I swear

[bitchwithacannon]

Ok hear me out master

C R O I S S A N T

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Oooooh oh let’s see hehehe wanna come wit? Might be fun ?

[bitchwithacannon]

I've had enough werewolves for my entire life with only one

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hmm perhaps it is the way this Tumblr and its inner workings function…ohh side note did Integra get us another shipment of blood ….dont need you biting me all the time it doesn’t hurt just gets irritating at times also have you seen my bra becoming “Girlycard”has its perks but the laundry gets all mixed my clothes start to look like a deluxe frat party tanked in my room

[bitchwithacannon]

You probably should check the attic, there's always interesting stuff in attics. Like... idk actually, nazi werewolf thingies

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell

[alucardvladtepesiii]

It’s deceptively complex ….it has a cat !

[bitchwithacannon]

... cats and being complex... well that just seems like a common thread at this point not gonna lie

[bitchwithacannon]

Oh hello Police girl and how might you be ?ignore the green ingrate above I’m just using him as a vessel to communicate….this tumblr is quite odd you know having to use Walter’s Hotspot is also irritating ……

@alucardhellsingtepes

All I can say is that I can see so many rainbows

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Ahh yes it is quite colorful compared to the red and grey we so cherish…. So I found you and Integra but ironically no Walter yet, Integra introduced me to this Tumblr stating I needed to be more “social” whatever that is I think shes trying to make me a people person…wait is that why you have one?!

[bitchwithacannon]

No, I just got it out of boredom. Also no Walter is both the most surprising and the most unsurprising thing at the same time somehow...

[alucardvladtepesiii]

Hahaha that sounds like Walter also you …willing got this key to the digital hellscape brave how do you like it so far ? I’m still figuring it out especially this snek game

[bitchwithacannon]

It's fine, lacks french people, but it's fiiiiiiine. Also what do you mean you're still figuring out the snek game? Can't be that hard if it's of an overgrown snail that lost the shell