Bitch With The Sauce

Kels. 28. NSFW. 18+ only. This blog is a mess.

[engulfes]

how do people endure this world without constantly feeling like they have to burst into tears

[gauntletqueen]

HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

[1anonyymous1]

you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be

[konoko]

slut era (only wants to belong to someone and feel loved)

[gayvampyr]

[gameraboy2]

Peanuts, May 24, 1965

[househunting]

$1,360,000/3 br/1400 sq ft

Long Beach, CA

built in 1924, renovated in 1968

[la-dahlia]

A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

[stars-bean]

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988)

[snoopyaday]

Snoopy’s Thanksgiving Meal 🍽️

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[andouble]

Sleepy girls who get up before noon are so so so brave

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

they should make a job i want to do (sleeping, napping, snacking)

[podcastwizard]

CONGRATULATIONS TO WINSTON THE FRENCH BULLDOG FOR WINNING BEST DOG AT THE NATIONAL DOG SHOW

FUCK YEAH

[librarycard]

there is no justice in this world for girls who don’t want to get up but have to

[dailycatsblog]

[bus-noises]

This is genuinely hilarious to me