Bus

A stupid lil crocodilian that got online. Reblogs a lot of Fandom stuff. I could not care what pronouns you give me

[bus-noises]

Hi! I’m Bus_Noises, but you can call me Bus, Flor, or Flori! This is my main blog, where I really just.. reblog stuff.

I am an adult, for anyone uncomfortable with adults or interacting with minors, but I’m immature as hell so if you don’t care I don’t.

I have an art only blog, which is @koi-the-kaprosuchus

I also have a blog, @gator-time for my more therian or furry focused things. This doesn’t mean I won’t reblog such things here, though!

WARNING: I frequently do not add trigger tags. Sometimes I do if I personally found a post disturbing or think most would also, but it’s not often. You may see dead animals, gore, animal abuse, and dead people. You may also read about these subjects, as well as other sensitive subjects like sex topics, racism, and queerphobia.

This is a terrible pinned, but it gets the job done. Maybe I’ll make something more extensive someday.

[coincrown]

Happy Pride Month! 🌈

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[andreasvanburgsvendsen]

I love gaolers (omw to draw all of my 12 bby--)

[moldymeat]

Happy 30 years Animorphs!!!

oh yea, and pride month i guess

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

first pride month without charlie kirk

[surrealtiktoks]

an antihero. to me.

[digitalduckie]

We've got savanna views for our trip to Disney and so today I sat out on the balcony trying to sketch some of the animals I could see. Was pretty pleased with this giraffe that was following the truck of cast members refilling some of their feed and enrichment devices.

Later I figured I could sketch critters in Animal Kingdom since there's not a lot that I care to do there atm but the animals were all hiding from the heat. So instead I sketched Expedition Everest while I waited for the rest of my family to get there.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Ok so lemme get this straight the boys get advertised their body weight in protein powder and girls are told to get by on uncooked foliage and I’m supposed to believe that the observed differences in gender are strictly because of sex chromosomes with no cultural influence at all uh huh sure hey buddy what kind of idiot

[your-local-granny]

Hm

[frawgs]

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

[frawgs]

expired .

[morganicapples]

[beardedmrbean]

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[punkrorschach]

happy first day of pride everyone

[ursiday]

Pajama shark I have grown quite fond of you

[abyssaldyke]

It's spring now which means the kids in my city have started drawing hopscotches on the sidewalk and as a rule I do every hopscotch I see because 1. Use it or lose it (ability to scotch) and 2. If a child got down on the hardscrabble streets of Boston Massachusetts to draw a scotch the least I can do is use it, but in doing the hopscotches, I've learned that about 50% of them are the typical 8-10 step scotch and the other 50% are. Somewhat avant-garde. And of course I'm not vetting the entire scotch before I start it so sometimes it's like haha 8 steps woo! Childlike whimsy! And sometimes they're 20 steps or 30 or they've got a section with three squares instead of two where you have to do a little Charleston to step on all three, or, memorably, FORTY one foot squares. A full BLOCK of jumping on one foot but I'm no quitter so once I've started Jigsaw Junior's fuckin hopscotch gauntlet I'm there til the end just a daily pot smoker in her thirties jumping kasa-obake style through an affluent suburb while some little proto-kennedy watches from his bedroom window rubbing his sadistic little third grade hands together and cackling. It's amazing. I love spring.

[dogpuppy]

[ains-art]

Friend met this sweet elder citizen, and i was so filled with awe when i saw the photos that i just had to try to immortalize how friend shaped she looks like

[redstonedust]

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.