MOTHER EARTH (Gaea)

#RRHP✅ The fucking earth, what else? Lemme take my beauty sleep so I can destroy you puny mortals later. 😴😘 Mother knows best, love ya! Follow my other blogs @wind-bro-of-quebec and @princesskaur06

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

the comment section on this post is full of obtuse dipshit fuckwits going “BUT you COULD have a flat stomach if you really TRIIIIIEEEEDDDD so there’s no EXCUUUUuuUUuuuUUUSE~”

hey

hey

[icey-pie]

Okay no, you know what?

Fuck this.

It is impossible to have a flat stomach.

I am the smallest, thinest, petite person that I have ever met.

I am 5'4, 47 kilo’s, I am underweight and my family genetics give me an extremely fast acting metabolism and not even I have a flat stomach.

Flat stomachs are bullshit made up by greedy business men and Photoshop to sell products to young, impressionable people (mainly women but I have seen it aimed at men too.)

Flat stomachs are not humanly possible.

In case you forgot we have fucking organs, bones, flesh, and a stomach inside that flabby little area. (crazy I know.)

Our stomachs have to roll when we sit so they don’t split open when we stand back up, our stomachs have fat so they can stretch when we eat.

OUR STOMACHS ARE NOT MADE TO BE FLAT AND WOULD ACTUALLY BE VERY DAMAGING IF THEY WERE. STOP SPREADING LIES AND BEING AN ASSHOLE YOU STUPID PRICKS.

[small-town-spooks]

Fantastic job everyone

[randomslasher]

Additionally, if you have a uterus and ovaries, there is a small pouch of fat that sits in your low belly in front of those organs to protect them. It is supposed to be there and trying to get rid of it is damaging and unhealthy. So anyone claiming having a completely ‘flat’ tummy is the pinnacle of health is also wrong. 

[official-lucifers-child]

Me, reading this:

your tummy isn’t there to… not be there.

you got some fat and organs there that need protecting, and if anyone gives you shit for your stomach not being flat, you can kick them in the stomach and watch as their unprotected organs gets hurt.

[revolutionarytea]

Some guy in Ancient Greece, pointing at a perfectly climbable mountain: There are gods up there!

The rest of Ancient Greece: Sick, no need to fact check that 

[bitchy-earth-mama]

😂 but I mean......it WAS true....

[overpricedvodka]

I was walking behind a woman for five minutes and she got catcalled three times.

I usually walk everywhere with my headphones on, but I had them in my bag and I was reading a book on my phone instead (I do that when the foot traffic is light).  A young Latina was coming down the street as I was coming up the avenue, and when she got to the corner a few paces ahead of me, she turned to walk in the direction I was going.  We were traveling at the same speed, but since she was like ten paces ahead and it’s bright outside in the middle of the day, I didn’t feel the need to fall back or slow down to give her more space. At night, I try not to walk too close behind women just so they don’t feel like I’m any sort of threat.

We got to a corner and this dude standing outside of the bodega was like, “Slow down mama where you goin? You don’t have to work today, you can stop and speak.”

She didn’t break her stride. “I’m going to the gym.”  The Walk sign was on, so I didn’t break mine either.  

A block later, a young guy was coming toward us on the sidewalk riding his bike.

“What’s good shorty?”

She didn’t respond.

“Well you was lookin, you can say something, stuck up bitch.”

We kept walking.

In the middle of the next block, an older man was walking toward us and he put on a friendly smile and said, “Smile young lady, it’s a beautiful day.”

I don’t know if she smiled, but we kept walking. She went into the gym and I kept on toward where I was going thinking about how that was just five minutes of her day.  How many other blocks of five minutes are just like that?  

Only one of them was truly aggressive. The other two guys seemed nice enough and it felt more like a pleasant compliment. It felt like the kind of thing a guy says who argues with women online about catcalling. “We’re not all bad guys. We can’t even compliment women? We can’t even say something nice?”

No.  You really can’t.  I was annoyed in that five minutes and I just happened to be walking behind her with no headphones on.  Can you imagine those five minutes over and over every day of your life?  Nobody wants to be spoken to by strangers day in and day out forever regardless of what they’re saying.  

So no.  You can’t say anything. The quality of your life has not decreased because you aren’t allowed to say nice things to strange women on the sidewalk, but your silence greatly increases the quality of hers.  So just be quiet, and let her go where she’s going.

[mybrainrots]

The quality of your life has not decreased because you aren’t allowed to say nice things to strange women on the sidewalk, but your silence greatly increases the quality of hers.  So just be quiet, and let her go where she’s going.

[should-be-sleeping]

The quality of your life has not decreased because you aren’t allowed to say nice things to strange women on the sidewalk, but your silence greatly increases the quality of hers.  So just be quiet, and let her go where she’s going.

[blackqueerblog]

Arrested for what! WTF! Are you kidding me? He’s not doing anything wrong! Sickening!

[rosiemutual-deactivated20180308]

smash that mf reblog if u hate pedophiles

[yoichooseno]

You know that post with the broken likes? If this doesn’t get enough reblogs to crash the icon then I’m fucking rioting

[i-am-shitpost]

Whoever doesn’t repost this I’m afraid of

[blackqueerblog]

That’s not  justice

[youngscrappyandhungry33]

reblog until ur fingers bleed

[fiveumbrella]

Signal boost. This is a really important issue.

[micycle-myers]

Okay so this Friday is Friday the 13th, a full moon AND the 50th anniversary of Scooby Doo.

I’m going to go harder than I’ve ever gone before. It is my time.

[your-local-salty-bitch-deactiva]

HOLY SHGIOE

[following--everyone]

STOP SCROLLING!

Oka, I plan on following everyone on tumblr

literally everyone

Please reblog so I can make this happen

[beautifulandscary]

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.

[telvi1]

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

[high-warlock-of-brooklyn]

Please do

[bitchy-earth-mama]

I’m pretty sure I know what people assume about moi

[princesskaur06]

http://chng.it/NCRfdC6rQw

Keep Spider-Man with Disney and the MCU

[charitywaterproject-blog-blog]

[caribbean-sea]

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

[scvmbody-deactivated20140916]

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

[wolfie979]

Done and done!

[veryfunnymemes]

[letsby]

Bust his windshield and move on with your life

[thoughtslikeaminefield]

cut some break lines

[ithelpstodream]

[flavoracle]

This is a particularly difficult move to master, but absolutely ESSENTIAL if you want to be a real “Lady’s Man.”

[charitywaterproject-blog-blog]

[caribbean-sea]

I will keep this photo posted for 1 week.

Every time someone Reblogs this photo I will donate 10 cent to charity: water

After the money is donated I will post proof of donation.

Show you care & Reblog.

always

[scvmbody-deactivated20140916]

If you don’t reblog this at least once you’re a joke.

[wolfie979]

Done and done!

[princesskaur06]

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[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

[akutamis]

Um actually,

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

[sugarcakeworld]

Please reblog

[strengthins0lidarity]

Living in a state with exactly one abortion provider, this is good information.

[afronerdism]

Here’s a link to their website. I didn’t go through the whole process to see how accurate this information is but it seems to be legit.

[cosmicutie]

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