I Don't Believe In No Win Scenarios

"I have no idea what I'm supposed to do, I only know what I can do."

[mememaniamastermind]

Send "Mine!" for my muse's reaction to yours wrapping their arms around them from behind

[scarletxspider-deactivated20131]

send me a ✿ and i’ll generate a number.

[sunshinexstardust-archive]

1: aggressive kiss

2: all over kiss

3: back kiss

4: cheek kiss

5: eyelid kiss

6: fingers kiss

7: firm kiss

8: first kiss

9: forehead kiss

10: french kiss

11: gentle kiss

12: ghost kiss

13: hand kiss

14: jawline kiss

15: last kiss

16: neck kiss

17: rain kiss

18: stomach kiss

19: underwater kiss

20: upside down kiss

[bitchyouarenotwillywonka]

Insomnia starters

"It's nearly two in the morning, what are you doing up?"

"I'm pulling an all-nighter."

"I can't sleep."

"I'm having nightmares."

"Will you stay awake with me?"

"Why am I still awake?"

"I should've gone to bed by now, but..."

"I don't think I can sleep after that."

"It's past midnight, why are we still up?"

"Do you normally go this long without sleep?"

"God, I wish I could just pass out right about now."

"I'm an insomniac, this is just normal."

"I work best at night."

"It's that late already! But it feels so early..."

"Can we stay awake together?"

"Everything is prettier when everyone else is asleep."

"I like being the only person awake sometimes."

"Is it too late to go to bed, or should we wait for the morning?"

"I can't sleep - I've tried everything."

"Let's get you some sleeping pills."

"You should really get some rest."

"I don't want to fall asleep without you."

"I'll stay with you while you're up."

[withtaintedblood-deactivated202]

Send me the saddest headcanons you can think of for my muse(s) or anything regarding them

If my muse gets upset, you win. If it’s accurate or I like it, I may just accept it.

[bitchyouarenotwillywonka]

Slowly making my way back here. Feel free to send us things or if there's a thread we started that you want to continue.

[moonmoonjongup95]

Click here to support Apartment Search

I have tried every way I can possibly think of to do this, but nothing ever works. I'm trying to do this on my own, with only one part-time minimum wage job(I had another but they went out of business), trying to make things work, make the numbers make sense. I can't move back home because I'm not...

I really need help here. I work my ass to try and save money, but with bills its just not happening. I have lost my second job since my last update on gofundme due to their closing. I had the opportunity for two separate apartments in my price range but both sold out from under me. I’m trying to find a cheap place and another job in the meantime. Thank You.

[hybriddickhead]

Send me inappropriate anons, make my muse blush, horny, want to have sex with you, anything.

[bitchyouarenotwillywonka]

Quick I need somebody for a AHS:Coven au.

[bitchyouarenotwillywonka]

“I’m not sure I should be wearing this… I feel like such a slut.”

“But do you like it?“

[bitchyouarenotwillywonka]

"What happened?!"

“What?“

[doitforthememe]

Smutty starter sentences pt1

“Let me sit on your lap and play with your cock, Daddy, please.”

“I want to choke on your cock so badly, it’s all I can think about.”

“I’m know I’m just a slut, but I’m your slut, right?”

“I still can’t sit from that spanking you gave me.”

“Master, I can’t, Please, just let me cum.”

“I’m sorry I was so bad, are you going to punish me?”

“I want you to fuck me harder, I need it.”

“I keep touching my rope burns and remembering last night.”

I’ve been waiting for you to get here. I’m ready for you, I prepped myself to take your cock.”

“I’ll do it, I’ll be your little bitch and crawl for you.”

“I want you to cum on my face.”

“Would you like it if I pierced my nipples?”

“Are you going to share your dirty whore with your friends tonight, Master?”

“You’ve had this vibrator in me for ages, I do’t know how much longer I can take it.”

“Are you really going to fuck me here? Someone could see!”

“I touched myself even though you told me not to.”

You know I’m a pain slut, so… will you hurt me more tonight?”

“I get to wear your collar? Really?”

“I’m not always a bad boy/girl, but you jut make me want to be so naughty.”

“I bought a can of whipped cream so I can be dessert tonight.”

“I love licking your cum up, Master.”

“I’m not sure I should be wearing this… I feel like such a slut.”

“You just need to snap your fingers and I’d get on my knees for you.”

“Are you really going to lick me there?”

“Are you going to put a plug in me to keep your cum from running out?”

[loki-god-of-menace]

Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer…

[xscissortwine-deactivated201909]

If you snuck into my room I would:

[  ] Go back to sleep                 [  ] Kick you out [  ] Cuddle with you                   [  ] Be like “How in the world?” [  ] Let you sleep on the floor    [  ] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged) I would:

[  ] Kiss or hug you back                       [  ] Smile and laugh [  ] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable        [  ] Push you away [  ] Be shocked                                       [  ] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[  ] No          [  ] Yes          [  ] Most certainly not.          [ ] Without hesitation.

You are:

[  ] Cute          [  ] Adorable          [  ] Attractive          [  ] Beautiful [  ] Okay         [  ] Ugly                 [  ] Am not going to grace this with an answer

You are to me a:

[  ] Stranger          [  ] Acquaintance          [  ] Ally [  ] Friend              [  ] Love                        [  ] Rival [  ] Enemy

I find you to be:

[  ] Pathetic          [  ] Off no consequence          [  ] Intriguing [  ] Frightening     [  ] Unsettling                          [  ] Annoying [  ] Infuriating       [  ] Pleasant company            [  ] Comforting [  ]  Unable to be lived without                            [  ] Trustworthy

 (- Based of askboxmemes’s post.)

[thelifeoftyran]

👋 Send Me Emojis 👀👌

☝ - How tall are you? ✔ - Sexual Orientation 🚬 - Do you Smoke? 🍷 - Do you Drink? ♒ - Do you Take Drugs? 😳 - Age you get mistaken for? 💉 - Have Tattoos? ✏️ - Want any tattoos? ✂️ - Got any Piercings? ✌ - Want any piercings? 👌 - Best friend? ♥ - Do you like anyone? 🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands? 🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs? 😒 - Biggest pet peeve? 📝 - Story from your childhood. 💬 - I wish… ‼️ - Something you’ll change? 💦 - What makes you horny? 🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for? 🔥 - Something spicy you like? 👃 You hate the smell of …. 👊 - Something you hate? 🚶 - Are you single? 💬 - Can we text? 💌 - Fan mail me? 💍 - Marry me? 💘 - Be my tumblr crush? 💭 - Favorite foods? ☀ - Story about your day. 💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes? 🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies? 📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows? ✏ - Random fact about yourself. ✈️ - Where are you from? 🚀 - Where do you wanna visit? 😍 - Do you have a crush? 😷 - Something you hate eating? 🙈 - What makes you shy? 💃 - Can you dance? 💏 - Do you love anyone? 👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear? 🌴 - A island you would visit? 🌎 - A country you would visit? 🌀 - Favorite type of weather? 🔮 - Do you believe in luck? 📱 - What kinda phone do you have? 📅 - Favorite time of the year? 📚 - Career goal you want? 🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat? 🍭 - Favorite Candy? 🍇 - Favorite fruits? 🚘 - Dream car(s)? 🚔 - Have you ever been arrested? 🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before? 🎫 - Do you have a license? 🚼 - Do you have or want kids? 🔞 - Are you under 18? 🐶 - Do you own a pet? 😔 - Something that makes you sad? 😡 - What pisses you off? 😏 - What turns you on? 😈 - Are you a freak? 💪 - Do you work out?

[bitchyouarenotwillywonka]

Jim and Pavel are around if anybody wants to do a thing.

[bitchyouarenotwillywonka]

Real Talk

Who here still wants to rp with Jim?

[bitchyouarenotwillywonka]

“hello” sentence starters

"Hello, it's me."

"I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet."

"They say that time's supposed to heal ya, but I ain't done much healing."

"Hello, can you hear me?"

"I'm in California dreaming about who we used to be."

"I've forgotten how it felt before the world fell at our feet."

"There's such a difference between us."

"I must've called a thousand times."

"I'm sorry for everything that I've done."

"But when I call you never seem to be home."

"At least I can say that I've tried."

"I'm sorry for breaking your heart."

"But it don't matter, it clearly doesn't tear you apart."

"Hello, how are you?"

"It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry."

"I hope that you're well."

"Did you ever make it out of that town where nothing ever happened?"

"It's no secret that the both of us are running out of time."

[bitchyouarenotwillywonka]

Trying to make a comeback here. Anybody miss us?