Nicholas Cage

[imhannahwong]

[scrumptiouslycraftychaos]

Watch your time !

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Whatever, I’m late anyway!

[bitchzbh8n]

These are cool but how would I tell the time

[the-real-eye-to-see]

[bogleech]

Frogs are hilarious I mean they’re mostly just a mouth but with just enough leg to throw the mouth at food

[brazilshit]

[rinssharks]

[failnation]

Kansas City fire department saves Kansas City police department from elevator.

[time-and-trauma-deactivated2019]

Oh they’re not going to hear the end of this lmfao

[nevver]

Tempest in a teacup

[northern-proper]

One of the hardest things you will ever have to do my dear is grieve the loss of a person who is still alive.

My father’s advice #1 (via northern-proper)

[dryyoureyes-startbelieving]

Someday you will look back and know exactly why it had to happen.

I never needed to hear this more than I had to right now (via bled)

[scoobygyu]

[shrewdshrew]

if someone gave this to me i would die

[tastefullyoffensive]

Yosemite stick thief comes clean. (via imgur) [larger version]

[bitchzbh8n]

Reporter: What is 2+2?

Donald Trump answers the question: "I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of all the number 2, by the way, I love the number 2. It's probably my favorite number, no it is my favorite number. You know what, it's probably more like the number two but with a lot of zeros behind it. A lot. If I'm being honest, I mean, if I'm being honest. I like a lot of zeros. Except for Marco Rubio, now he's a zero that I don't like. Though, I probably shouldn't say that. He's a nice guy but he's like, '10101000101,' on and on, like that. He's like a computer! You know what I mean? He's like a computer. I don't know. I mean, you know. So, we have all these numbers, and we can add them and subtract them and add them. TIMES them even. Did you know that? We can times them OR divide them, they don't tell you that, and I'll tell you, no one is better at the order of operations than me. You wouldn't believe it. So, we're gonna be the best on 2+2, believe me."

[wurnbo]

did i allow u to have fun without me

[mare-di-nessuno]

[lonequixote]

[bitchzbh8n]

I know very few people will read this but I need to say it somewhere. I'm only 20 and I'm losing my memory and having blackouts and it scares the shit out of me

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via larapooh)