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earhartsease

only one in three million tiktoks are this worth watching

tiktoksthataregood-ish

calware

things that instantly kill the vibe whenever someone just mentions them:

harry potter

nfts

eyjalinsunshine

i was so scared to click this, i thought someone had made a harry potter nft

calware

strongermonster

the joke writes itself huh

Holy shit

yo can someone reblog with whats being said written down

mikopikopon

So when I was 20 years old I started dating this guy and we got super close so fast. I was in love with this man. He could do no wrong. To this day I sill think he was the best person I've ever dated. I was so in love with him I thought I was gonna marry him. The only red flag about him was that he hated vegetables which to me like "if you hate vegetables, grow up" but whatever. I was willing to let it slide for him.

He would always come over to my parents' house for dinner, he would hang out with me and my brother. We were so close! And-... but he never let me meet his family, which I thought was super weird and you know. Things moved really quickly. Like 5 months into our relationship we're talking about like "we wanna marry each other" so I genuinely believed that this man is gonna be my husband. I was like "okay while you wanna be my husband you gonna introduce me to your family. I think it's super weird that I haven't met them yet. Cause you hang out with my family all the time".

And finally he agrees to let me meet his parents. And we go over for dinner. His family is so nice I was like "why were you hiding them from me, your family is great!". And his mom for dinner has made us like some salmon and rice and broccoli. And he like threw huge fist, he's like "mom, you know I hate broccoli, I can't eat this" and refused to eat the broccoli. I was like "okay, whatever". I know whe hates vegetables, I wouldn't put these on his plate, his mom should've known better, okay?

UNTIL we were all done with our food, he only had 9 pieces of broccoli on his plate. And his mom *big sigh* comes over and is like "you have to eat your vegetables". So she takes the broccoli one by one on the fork and goes "here comes the choo-choo train! Chaga-chaga choo-choo!" and puts it in his mouth. Every single time! One time she said "here comes the airplane! Wrooooooo!" and he ate it. This man was 23 years old by the way. And at the end he said *sweet voice* "thank you, mommy".

And then when he was driving me home, he said "that's the only way I'll eat vegetables. If we're gonna get married"

And then I've never talked to him again.

TL;DR: the man was great but she found out that in order to make him eat vegetables he had to be fed like a little baby.

thethirdromana

They had overnight flower delivery in the 1890s??

animate-mush

Look the Netherlands takes its flower industry very seriously

llywela13

People underestimate how fast the Victorians could move things. There were no cars, so they had lots of trains instead - way more train lines than exist today, with much cheaper and more frequent services, because everything moved by rail so that was where all the investment went. This was the height of the industrial age, after all. And since there were no (or not many) telephones and no internet, they had multiple mail deliveries every day, because all communication was done by mail or telegram so that was where all the investment went. They had a same day mail service, even.

I'm not exaggerating about that, btw. My great-grandfather collected postcards all his life, starting as a little boy in Norfolk in the early 1900s, and among his collection is a postcard sent by a cousin who lived way up north. She posted the card first thing one morning saying that she was coming down by train to see her aunt and would be arriving at just after 3pm that afternoon - the same afternoon she posted the card. The card literally says 'this afternoon'. Posted first thing, and it arrived in good time for her uncle and aunt to know they needed to meet her off the train at 3pm that same day - and she knew posting it that it would arrive in good time. Same day delivery, and that was something like 1905.

Flower shipments from the Netherlands to London in that same era was a booming business, that's how all the markets were kept supplied. So yes, van Helsing could get flowers delivered overnight on a daily basis.

taahko

#dianasweep #ratio #sad #embarrassing

ryan-sometimes

The amount of time that the Ancient Egyptian civilisation lasted is just so mind boggling. It lasted over 3000 years. That's such an insane amount of time. It ended around 30BC meaning that it will only be extinct for as long as it existed in around 950 years. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of bitcoin than the building of the pyramids of Giza. They were already ancient to her. What the fuck

crazy-pages

We have a records from the time of Ramses II of ancient Egyptians doing archeology on monuments that were already a thousand years old to them.

weaselle

ancient egyptian archeologists. ancient egyptian archeologists. excuse me i have to go lay down and think about things

animefacialrecognitionsoftware01

And we only live for how many decades???

thewintersoldier

DOCTOR WHO • S05E10 ❝Vincent and the Doctor❞

emmikay

oriigirii

Gamer moment, amirite fellow gamers?

memeuplift

guccikadearts

bigskycastle

bits of my botw mecha au im kinda doing

transmortifried

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

transmortifried

WHERE'S THE LOVE FOR GIRLS LIKE THIS