please stop sending your complaints to /dev/null

[This is an indie RP account for Dev/Null from Vampire: The Masquerade - Redemption. Please see rules and bio before following. Mun is 30+.]

[bitebucket]

Date: hey let's slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at 1/4 speed

[jasper-rolls]

[bitebucket]

[ouijoke]

I think we may have a bad connection…

[bitebucket]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[ouijoke]

Please. That’s tech support 101.

By which I mean, no I have not, but I will

[bitebucket]

I look at you whene'er you look at me; You see but I see not; no sight have I; I speak but have no voice; your voice is heard; My lips can only open uselessly.

[bitebucket]

[ouijoke]

I think we may have a bad connection…

[bitebucket]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[alizalayne]

there are many things that i love about this painting by horace vernet

[afrogay-deactivated20130525]

if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited 

[aidn]

if

[14th2]

great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die

[bitebucket]

[sekie-talks-sims]

Some casual character asks

There’s probably some with similar questions out there, but I decided to write up my own anyway. Since I won’t be able to take screenshots until I can fix reshade, I think this could be a fun to pass the time.

Send me a character and a number and I’ll tell you a lil something about my characters!

How old are they?

How tall are they?

What’s their zodiac sign?

What’s their favourite activity on a rainy day?

What’s their favourite colour?

What is/was their best subject in school? What was their favorite?

What are their hobbies?

What’s their favourite dessert?

A song they like? (or a band, or a type of music)

If they were a dog breed, which one would they be?

What’s their biggest pet peeve?

How do they act when they have a crush?

What Hogwarts house would they be sorted into?

What’s the pettiest thing they’ve ever done?

How are they like when they cook?

What would they do for the birthday of someone important to them?

Their idea of a perfect date?

Are they right handed or left handed?

Are they more of a dog or a cat person?

What was their Halloween costume last year?

What was their favorite show growing up?

Do they have any tattoos? if not, what would they liked to get tattooed, if anything?

Do they believe in the supernatural?

Do they like cheesy romantic novels/movies/shows?

Do they prefer coffee or tea?

Any special talent of theirs?

Something that they’re really passionate about?

A secret of theirs?

Do they have any aesthetic that they really like?

A funny story they like to tell?

Something they’re really proud of?

A description of their relationship with other character?

If they’re a story character, a lil vague spoiler?

A random fact?

Free space! Ask whatever you’d like to know

[animatedtext]

[mischief-and-misanthropy]

I wish “the talk” was this simple for human parents- the undead have it so easy.

[zsx-cbr]

[psychoticrambling]

my crystal ball says you really fucked up this time

[thetygre]

Rolling 1 on a Divination check.

[shiftythrifting]

I couldn’t tell you what this says if I tried.

[ink-poisoning]

i do not identify as a boy or girl, i identify as a nuisance. an irritant. a fool and a problem

[bunniesmemes-deactivated2020063]

Reblog this if you’re okay with people sending unexpected IC asks to your muse at any time! No meme prompts needed!