Tortiyea Humor

Hi im Nadia and this is my humor blog.

[kristina100000]

stay strong queen your dick is huge

[camalilium]

me: i think i look okay today

my body dysmorphia as soon as i step outside:

[12345qwerti]

interviewer: describe yourself in 4 words me: automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky-fresh interviewer: hired

[onlytwitterpics]

Okay tea

[hochiminhts-deactivated20190916]

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

[joshpeck]

the scene from spongebob where the guy says “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs and every afternoon, I break my arms.” was the pinnacle of television literally how did the writers of spongebob come up with that did they win a peabody award

[android1000]

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

[molothoo]

Lmaoooooo

[gluten-free-pussy]

[virtualhell]

Uber eat

food $2

drink 1$

Delivery 40$

Total : 349$

[android1000]

[puncromancer]

i get dicked down

[puncromancer]

but i get it up again

[maulgoths]

you know what F*CK gender norms

i’m going to jupiter to get more stupider

[takemetosnurch]

*grabs hand* No, we’re going to jupiter to get more stupider

[maulgoths]

[accurate-history-memes]

[mousegard]

[tariqah]

Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

[tariqah]

[toastbutteregg]

im the left one

but most of the time

im the right one

[alexander]

Oxygen: *exists*

Humans: (deep fried image) *inhale*

[callmeontheradio]

[lgbtunis-moved]