Slime Territory

My gender is a collection of fantasy tropes. ey/they

[nylilcosmos]

Messmer The Impaler 𖣂

[silenthill2ps2]

character information from the belmont's curse website!!!

[akashicrecord]

Feels so gay to be shitting in a bathroom stall next to another man.. lets keep this between you&me

[akashicrecord]

When they start grunting ... yeah baby take it

[akashicrecord]

Who the hell said that

[monsterpotion]

⋆႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ

[monsterpotion]

⋆႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵  じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ

[monsterpotion]

⋆႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ

[monsterpotion]

⋆႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

[ellieisnotjelly]

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#hell yeah #I’ll show you a good time and then kick your ass with Luigi #come at/on me bro

[socialistexan]

Babe wake up, new all time great image just dropped

[crabussy]

need everyone to know that the artist who created this iconic artwork:

is STILL creating wolf art TO THIS DAY. TEN YEARS LATER. proof that the world is beautiful. her username is wolfroad! you can find her art right here, and here are a few of her more recent pieces that I absolutely adore:

[crabussy]

checked her page today and I think this might be because of everyone who saw this post and went to support her and show her art some love. the power of spotlighting an artist!! if you know an underappreciated artist, telling people about them could mean the world. [:

[leebrontide]

Evidently my daughter has been telling people I can sew. I guess because she’s seen me sew patches onto things before?

Somehow this culminated in her bringing home a stuffed toy belonging to some child I have never met, which has been wounded by a family dog. Because my child told the other kid that I could sew it back together.

So. This is a new form of community service that I was not expecting.

It should be fairly straightforward? I guess? So Im just going to do it.

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[loveshoplifter]

same but it's black people

[i-enact-postvore]

That's right

[regal-bones]

Lucy can thirst trap a little. As a treat

[mysterycat-official]

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

[uesp]

This is the eighth anniversary of the official announcement teaser of The Elder Scrolls VI.

[chewedcorn]

My mom got tired of me making fun of her “Live Laugh Love” sign and modified it.

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[weareadventurers]

Reminder: there are lots of cooler and more fitting terms for the object a lich keeps its soul in than phylactery (which is the Greek-derived English name for a Jewish ritual object which has nothing to do with souls, magic, or necromancy).

Instead try:

Reliquary

Necromancer's Amulet

Koschei's Needle

Soul jar

Soul vessel

Soul cage

Soul gem

Honestly, I'd be happier to hear horcrux than for you to keep trying to tie Jewish people to necromancy, whether that's your intention or not.

[vaspider]

Please, holy shit, please.

I have had this argument many many times, heh.

[crabussy]

half asleep in a sunbeam and the sun suddenly shifted directly to my General Dick Area

[crabussy]

(talking to a crowd of people large enough to fill a very big sports stadium) hi everybody. sunbeam on my p(crowd erupts into thunderous applause startling me so bad that I run into a wall and die)

[crabussy]

artistic depiction of the event

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

your penis is died. game oval

[crabussy]

[sawed-on-shotgun]

dude pay attention

[crabussy]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[batrachised]

TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching ladies with roses, and there is something so inherently comedic about this to me. picture me blasting roses at my lover's window with the force of a battlefield assault to win her hand

[nudityandnerdery]