咬我，女孩的情人。

[bitemelovergirl]

im back bitches are anons still a thing as me crap

[t-sunshun-deactivated20160525]

[holmyhan]

[jayalvarrez]

[ludaprilgate]

[jumex]

Honey, I contoured the kids

[cobie-smulders]

[hell-nation-deactivated20170313]

[wssf417]

[leeechboy]

tag yourself, im nameless terrors

[espectrocontinuo-deactivated201]

[vesseljosh-deactivated20161008]

trapdoor//twenty one pilots

[zptp]

[lemaddy-art]

Drawing for my pal Paul Stillen, in exchange for tattooing my eyes Maddy Young, 2016

[queerandgrumpy-deactivated20240]

headcanon that since the slytherin common room is under the lake there’s a room where the walls and ceiling are glass and you can just see into the lake like an aquarium

[kelssiel]

headcanon that when this was first done the mermaids got really aggressive and hateful about it and started ramming the glass but since it was magic this just caused them injuries

until a deaf/hoh slytherin started to teach them sign language and it took a long time bit by the time they left hogwarts they and the rest of the house were communicating with the mermaids and on good terms

eventually it becomes a part of slytherin house culture you’re a slytherin you know sign language because if you don’t chat with the mermaids they get grumpy

this helps a lot of deaf/hoh students

this also gives slytherin the best grades of any house on all aquatic magical studies

the mermaids give terrible dating advice do not trust them

[sashaforthewin]

The most common mermaid dating advice, of course, being “Drown him”

[fuocogo]

(DROWN HIM <3)

((HE’S SURVIVED THAT ALREADY))

[violetscythe]

Accepted

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

How to start a fight in any pub in Britain:

Say “chip cob”

[johnny-jacobite]

what the fuck is a chip cob?

[enervat]

*chip butty

if you put chips in a cob it becomes a butty, everyone knows that

[johnny-jacobite]

Ok what the fuck is a chip butty?

[caucasianmkultramassshooter]

The wrong name for a chip cob

[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

I am so glad George Washington told y'all to fuck of so I don’t gotta participate in whatever this BS is

[artisafeeling]

[fuckyeahthealist]