CHANGE EVERYTHING

THE NEW DAY IS A GREAT BIG FISH | SHE, HER, HERS.

[actualnerdtrash]

to cite the deep magic, "what is air"

[kaijuno]

im glad being on this hellsite for 9 years has finally paid off tonight by reaching its full potential for fucking losing it 

[hmgpns]

did I log into tumblr for the first time since 2018 to witness the fucking 2011 timewarp going on? yes.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

god i HATE it when shit i saw on facebook actually makes me laugh

[little-brisk-archive]

cancel the house of atreus

[bewbin]

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

schroedinger’s gunchucks

[worldeaterouroboros]

Why does schroedinger have so many things

[kairibloodheart]

Schrodinger’s hording problem

[velvetvetiver]

The version of you right now is deserving of love. Not you two years ago when you had more of your shit together, or the five years later version where you’ll surely be thriving. The version of you right now. The one that might just be okay, or is really struggling, or is bored and unproductive. That version deserves love. Having trouble accepting this is fine, but actively denying it is not. Your value is intrinsic, and finding confidence in that is mandatory.

[vasyakolotusha]

cherries clutch by Undercover

[murielswedding]

little women stans get your limes

[cleanpng]

i remember water wigglies…

[mens-rights-activia]

[pirumparummoved]

Pleurotus djamor - pink oyster mushroom 

[woble-deactivated20200720]

noo dont base your self worth on online validation from strangers youre so sexy ahaha

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

you think im sexy??

[elohttub]

[bhodacious-deactivated20220401]

nothing’s forever, remember that

[sirfrogsworth]

Monica Lewinsky is funnier than all of the comedians who made shitty jokes about her. 

[burntcopper]

English class gothic

- Try not to think about the fact that most of the land and wealth is concentrated in the hands of the same families since the 12th Century. 

- Being proud of the fact that we cut a king’s head off but vaguely fond of some of the Windsors whilst acknowledging that they’re parasites.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

- having a meltdown trying to calculate where you are in the social class system and ending up not sure if you actually exist