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I had such a weird dream about X-Men last night.

Instead of being a telepath, Charles could just drain mutants of their power and he was just so evilllll.

So he turned to Darwin and just said in such an evil voice, "How about I drain your power then?" And then bam, it's done.

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"I'm playing Revelations to refuel my feel tank."

that is probably the best thing i've heard today

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What's the square root of english?

UHM.

I may not know the squaring of English, but I'm pretty sure its roots are Germanic, no?