the scary swiftie tumblr told you about

mlm

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my thoughts will echo your name until i see you again

not a rp blog ! just bitter dog ✒️ HE★THEY ↷ qpp-taken 📜 nb gay 18+ ☾ absolutely NO minors . go do your homework, lmfao DNIdniDNI 🪶 anti-swifties/misogynists. p*****, b****, or moots (callout forthcoming). basic dni crit. u dont understand ttpd (uneducated people in general, tbh. its exhaustingggg having to dumb myself down lmao). ch*rli xcx fans, u use the (misogynistic) phrase "br*t summer." u dont believe gaylor theory 🖋️

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#op : original posts #rb : reblogs #q : queued posts #boomfie : situationship #discourse : ugh x

secret disclaimer: this blog is satire, nothing posted is serious, bitter dog is a character made to post really bad and annoying swiftie takes so my friends and i can laugh at them

[firstprinced]

i think we're gonna die in this HOUSE 💜

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taylor's writing suddenly and mysteriously dipping in quality when she writes a song about being in love with + having sex with a man... hmmmmmmm 🧐🔎

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the ts news today has me sick to my stomach. going dark for a while. i don't know for how long. i don't know if i'll be back at all.

[taylorswift]

You belong with me. 💚💛💜❤️🩵🖤

Letter on my site :)

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happy pride to this gnc icon and nobody else

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Taylor Swift

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i don't like taylor swift. actually, "don't like" is an understatement. i loathe everything that cishet white woman stands for. her lack of talent in writing bores me to tears. she isn't even attractive.

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april foolsssss x

[cowboy]

Is there a reason carrots are so juicy and crunchy and perfect

[minnienelaa]

if castiel were a vegetable 🥕

[casket2-deactivated20251011]

*Entering kindergarten classroom* Tell me five hobbies everyone has that AREN’T consuming media. Exactly, no idea how to engage with the real world *sees blues clues playing* you know that’s all pre-recorded slop right? Steve can’t hear you. and dogs aren’t even blue. This is the death of media literacy…

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[sacred-portal]

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Taylor Swift is like if a human woman was a human woman

thank you tumblr for finally giving me a sane ask x

[baderscoolandawesomeworld]

MY SQUID GAME TWO REVIEW

IT WAS OKAY

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Taylor swift is a horse who could fuck up a mean hay bale crazy style

another "secret" admirer in my inbox... you know you can make your message anonymous by clicking that little box that says "anonymous" x