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Happy birthday! I wish you bountiful magikarps.

Just saw this. THANK YOU...AHAHAHAHAHA

sophsun1

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Abbott Elementary – 2.01: Development Day

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hesbythecampfire

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that everyone should benefit from technology, free from harm. Founded in 2000, SWGfL works with a number of partners and stakeholders around the world to protect everyone online

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songue85

StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog

theehorsepusssy

batmanisagatewaydrug

actually there were 0 time travellers on the Titanic, because the time cops have an entire outpost to safeguard that one particular point in history. every rookie spends a least a month on Titanic duty and they all complain bitterly about it since it is, essentially, the time travel equivalent of being the guard who has to stop tourists from licking the Liberty Bell.

batmanisagatewaydrug

listen. LISTEN. there's going to be somebody, maybe several somebodies, at the travel hub who's dressed nice and knows all the right words and swears back and forth that they can sell you the credentials that will get you into the Titanic's timespace. they'll sell you IDs that pass you and your friends off as 23rd century history students or, worse, some 24th century brats who will go crying to their corporate sponsors if you ruin their paid vacation.

the IDs will look very impressive. they will not come cheap. they will not help you.

there's no checkpoint to bluff your way through and nobody who wants to hear you try. if you try to time travel anywhere near the Titanic, whether you try to board with all the other passengers or appear on the boat in the middle of the voyage, you will get slammed directly into a whitespace dragnet - a time bubble, in layman's terms.

and you will be surrounded by at least a dozen time cops, all of whom are bored and cranky and very eager to flex their newfound authority, which means they will absolutely detain you for as long as possible and insist on giving you a lecture when a slap on the wrist would do. if you talk back they might double your fine or even suspend your chronal permissions for up to a year.

and then they'll send you back to the hub in your period piece clothing that will suddenly look very stupid, and the guys who sold you the ideas will have fucked off to 1998 by then and you won't have a chance in hell of getting your money back, and what I'm saying is that it's not worth it, dude. it's just not worth it.

winterknightdragon

This is too specific to not be from experience

batmanisagatewaydrug

what are you, a time cop?

bixbee

is there a record of how many people have licked the liberty bell? is it more or less than the amount of people who have taken a hammer to it?

goddessactuality

piningforthefjords

Pierre Fouché. 1994.77 or Lebenslänglichen Explosionsglück, 2020.

Rayon chords from a World War II parachute.

heliophile-oxon

PBY Blister Gunner, Rescue at Rabaul, 1944, photo by Horace Bristol

bixbee

art is craft. craft is art

crashintomeandfly

altruistic-meme

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

coolbeanscoolbeans

happy 1st bday to... this.

modmad

I personally am declaring this to be a new International Holiday

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

Happy 2nd anniversary to the Suez Canal blockage!

blondejaneblonde

Ever Given Week, 22 March to 29 March (observed)

22 March - Ever Given Eve. Many celebrate by completing some small task they’ve been putting off, symbolically clearing blockages in their own lives.

23 March - Blockage Day! The main celebration. The exchanging of memes.

24 to 28 March - Hilarity ensues. Memes continue to circulate. The best are saved for next year’s observances.

29 March - Clearance Day. Festivities wind down. A more solemn occasion.

rabbitsoverload

I really don’t know why I drew this

sleepy-bebby

savethegrishaverse

In light of the Save Shadow and Bone/Six of Crows Spinoff, our discord has drafted up these hilarious (and only JOKINGLY threatening) memes 😉

Hope you like the new billboards, Netflix 😘

bixbee

unicornspwnall

THE MARVELS (2023) dir. Nia DaCosta

polyhexian

Cartoons messed people up on what rabies looks like. Ppl think of a rabid animal and assume it's always snarling and frothing at the mouth and ready to attack. Rabid animals can appear really friendly because they lose human fear and they might approach you supposedly looking for food. It might look like a deer stumbling in circles and limping and falling over as if it's injured and disoriented. Might looks like a fox repeatedly trying and failing to stumble to its feet and unable to pick its head up. Their brains are melting. They might seem angry but they might also seem confused or injured or in need. But if you try to help that injured crying fox you could end up getting bit by an animal that's basically already dead and then your brain will melt too

polyhexian

ABSOLUTELY. A lot of rabid animals look sick and injured and your natural instinct is wanting to help them. People do not know what rabies actually looks like. There is a reason you aren't supposed to interact with wild animals, ESPECIALLY ones that seem friendly.

These animals all look sick, because they are sick. Rabies is so much more than just aggression. If you saw an animal like this it would be hard NOT to want to help it. It looks like it's sick because it is. It looks like it's in pain because it is. Everyone should know what rabies looks like because it is 100% fatal, there is no cure for rabies, if you are exposed to rabies and don't get treatment there is nothing that can be done for you. Once you have symptoms of rabies appear, it is too late. You are going to die and you are going to die one of the worst deaths imaginable. PLEASE make sure you never fuck around with rabies, if you are ever bit by a wild animal, ESPECIALLY a bat, do not ever risk it, go to the hospital immediately. Do not hesitate literally ever ever ever

feathery-dreamer

I've read that rabies is also called "lockjaw" because the animal often can't close its mouth.

There was a video of a rabid coyote and one of the comments was about how they once petted one without knowing it was rabid.

tehnakki

Seriously, watch these videos so you know what to look for with rabid animals. Even if you live in a city you can encounter rabid wildlife, there was a rash of rabid racoons a couple months ago in Berkeley, CA. And if your insurance will cover a rabies vaccine (most won't in the US because American healthcare sucks) get it! The vaccine is so much better than having to get treatment after exposure.

bixbee

not gonna lie...I would probably get The Rabies (tm)