moth (they/them)

the official god castrator

[germsauce]

netflix wants me dead

[geraldweh]

my therapist asked me if im homicidal or suicidal and i replied with homosexual

[bl00dnvn]

ok but shifting to danger days? you get FOUR cool dads how can it get better than th- *gets shot by a draculoid*

[bl00dnvn]

so here’s a (positive) rant on taxidermy on here because i know my friends will worry about me (feel free to scroll lmao) (//dead animals mention, bones mentions, ineligible keysmashes)

HDBHEBHEWFBHB OKAY SO I JUST STARTED HYPERFIXATING ON TAXIDERMY AND IT’S SO COOL OKAY???? IT’SJUST SUCH A RESPECTFUL PRACTICE IF DONE CORREXTLY AND I JUST- AAAAAAAAAAAAHBQDHVBREBEH !!!!!!! IT JUST SEEMS SO EXCITING AND I REALLY WANNA DO IT????? I STOLE A CHICKEN BONE FOR THIS????? I OWN A DEAD BAT????? I JUST R E A L L Y WANNA START BUT I DON’T KNOW WHERE?? I’M NOT GONNA GO AND KILL SHIT CUZ THAT’S ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT SO I HAVE TO FIND AND BUT DEAD ANIMALS WITHOUT MY PARENTS QUESTIONING MY WELLBEING LMAO??? IT SEEMS SO EXCITING AND JUST AMAZING?????/ SO LIKE DO I BUY OWL PELLETS OR JUST WALK TO MY LOCAL FOREST AND STEAL SHIT??????? IDK MAN IT’S SO COOLLLL 1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY TO SEE TAXIDERMIED BONES AND STUFF?????????? I FEEL LIKE IM GONNA LOVE IT SO MUCH?????? 

(if you have any suggestions for beginners, please tell me!!!! i already know bleach is shit for bones) (how tf do you taxidermy a rotting bat btw??)

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here is something blessed (baby damascus goat), something cursed (adult damascus goat), and my ko-fi!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[corvidcaeneus-deactivated202301]

politician (derogatory)

[prole-log]

[arguablysomaya]

hate the term "lose your home". like no. it's not fucking lost. it didn't wander off somewhere. it's right fucking there. you took it from me because i don't have enough paper despite working 2 jobs. god i fuckign hate capitalism

[insist-on-resisting]

[guerrillatech]

[ithelpstodream]

[the-spectre-of-communism]

God, the Onion truly is impeccable

[black-bloc-antifa]

[fuckyeahanarchistposters]

‘Yeet the Rich’

[edgy-sewer-rat]

cummunist manifesto

[leftistunitybaby]

Ancap: Oh Ancom, you just don't understand basic economics.

Ancom: Well, I guess you don't understand preschool anarchism.

Ancap: *offended gasp* What is that supposed to mean?

Ancom: Exactly what it means. We hate capitalism and its made up numbers. You aren't an anarchist.

Ancap: *opens another McDonald's to snap out of depression*

[telekongaming]

*points a gun at you* draw this. now.